If you won the lottery

• Fidmeister

  I would buy two Escalades.
  I would pay the money the school district I graduated from needs to grind John Freshwater into the dirt.
  I would pay to put my sister-in-law through college.
  I would own new sticks every third spring.
  Scotty Cameron would come to my mansion and personalize me a new putter.
  Private box at Cleveland Browns Stadium so the wife and I can celebrate all proper like when they win the home AFC title game.
  Give my son every opportunity his talents desire.
  Hire the Laurie Berkner Band to play his birthday party.
  Hire Billy Joel to play at my 10th wedding anniversary party.
  No one I give a shit about would owe a dime.
  I would set up a fund through Aultman Hospital for emergency patients with no health insurance.
  I would introduce my son to golf on our new home course, Muirfield Village.
  I would have the most luxurious camper in the parking lot at Bethpage State Park.
  I would buy a minority stake in the Browns.
• Firad

  

  I would also probably buy the Bengals, buy the Reds, start a Cincinnati NBA team and donate some money to OU.
• stephen3108

  Donate a few million to Haiti. Then invest and live the same as I do now.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  1. Season tickets to the browns...both the dawg pound and club seats
  2. buy a grow farm and grow the finest herb you have ever seen
  3. invest in certain things
  4. Buy houses in different parts of the world, with the first one being in Istanbul
  5. Buckeye Season tickets
  6. pay off all debt for family members
  7. Take my closest friends out on the trip of their lives
  8. Relax and do whatever I wanted really
• O-Trap

  

  DeyDurkie5 wrote: 4. Buy houses in different parts of the country, with the first one being in Instanbul
  

  I think Istanbul is in Turkey. I don't think it's any part of our country.
  
  I would like to splurge a bit in mine. I'd buy a house in Cabo, as well.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  O-Trap wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote: 4. Buy houses in different parts of the country, with the first one being in Instanbul
  

  I think Istanbul is in Turkey. I don't think it's any part of our country.
  
  I would like to splurge a bit in mine. I'd buy a house in Cabo, as well.

  hahah good call on that one, didn't proofread lol
• BORIStheCrusher

  

  O-Trap wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote: 4. Buy houses in different parts of the country, with the first one being in Instanbul
  

  I think Istanbul is in Turkey. I don't think it's any part of our country.

  Maybe he lives in Turkey.
• LJ

  

  What would I do with my life?
  
  Probably buy shit tons of land and become a hunting outfitter.
• Strapping Young Lad

  

  I'd probably overdose on heroin or oxycontin within the first week, but if by some chance I didnt, I'd just go to school for the rest of my life and see how many bachelor's degrees I could get.
  
  I'd by a Range Rover too and give money to cancer research and children's hospital's.....
  
  I think God should let me hit lottery b/c the only harm I'd do is to myself and at the same time I'd do alot of good for others with the money. C'mon God.
• O-Trap

  

  Strapping Young Lad wrote: I'd probably overdose on heroin or oxycontin within the first week, but if by some chance I didnt, I'd just go to school for the rest of my life and see how many bachelor's degrees I could get.
  
  I'd by a Range Rover too and give money to cancer research and children's hospital's.....
  
  I think God should let me hit lottery b/c the only harm I'd do is to myself and at the same time I'd do alot of good for others with the money. C'mon God.

  Nah. If he worked that way, you're still behind the people who would give a lot to others and wouldn't harm themselves.
• Swamp Fox

  I would make sure my grandchildren had education funds which would guarantee their college, trade school, whatever educational choice they made, would be fully funded. I would give an equal sum to all four of my sons and their families. Then I would pay off our mortgage and every other outstanding debt we have, which at this juncture are nearly non-existent. after that, I think I would make a list of all the places we haven't been and my wife and I would do a little traveling. I think with some of the rest of the money I would put it into some tax sheltered annuities where I would only pay taxes on the amount we withdrew. After that, I would contribute generously to several charities that I think are really important personally.
• sleeper

  

  I'd open up large non-profit abortion clinics across the country.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Con_Alma wrote: I don't know if a lot would change in our lives.

  Well hell no.. u already have more money than you know what to do with
• wes_mantooth

  

  wildcats20 wrote:

  Fab4Runner wrote:

  wildcats20 wrote: Pay off debts(credit cards, school loans)
  Invest
  Give some to charity, but not a lot. Yeah I'm a cheap bastard
  Season tickets:
  Floor seats at the Dean Dome
  Reds
  OSU football
  
  And then maybe I'd give some to my parents. But what's the point in that? I'll get it back when they pass and neither one really needs it right now.

  And then you'd take me on a vacation?

  Nope. Since you posted on here earlier, you can take me on vacation

  Hate to tell ya wildcat, but if you hit the lottery.....you need to upgrade to a trophy girl.
• ts1227

  

  two chicks at the same time
  
  
• Enforcer

  

  1st my Daughters and Neices and Nephews college would be paid for. Then I woyuld donate part of it to my Old HighSchool for a new Football field. Buy my Wife a House in a warm Tropical Climate somewhere.
  Give some to my Brothers n Sisters and Best Friend. Then what evers left would be one big Vacation.
• CenterBHSFan

  

  - take care of my family, they'd never have a financial worry again
  - donate to a few churches and other charities
  - start/open a no-kill animal shelter
  - get Bellaire high school REAL and worthy home seats with a roof
  - buy some houses to be used as safe homes
  - start a scholarship
  - dump the boyfriend (haha j/k if you're reading this!)
  - spend a few years traveling Europe (mostly Italy)
  - create an entailed legacy
• fan_from_texas

  Pay off debt. Set up a scholarship fund. Go become a high school football coach.
• Gobuckeyes1

  - Invest as much as is necessary to live off of the interest
  - pay off my and my family's debts and give them enough to live off of the rest of their lives
  - buy my favorite fishing lodge in Canada and a DHC-2 Beaver (plane) to fly there.
  - Travel. A lot.
  - New log cabin home
  - Season tickets to all Cleveland sports teams
  - new truck
  - give whatever is left to various charities
• THE4RINGZ

  

  PARTY AT MY HOUSE BIOTCHES!!!!!!
  
  
  By invitation only. Trying to keep the riff raff out of my neighborhood.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  It doesn't matter what I would want to do, because my wife would more than likely have a problem with it.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote: It doesn't matter what I would want to do, because my wife would more than likely have a problem with it.

  Wife? What wife? Give her half, and go on your merry way.
  
  Christ I hope my wife nevers reads what I just wrote.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  A guy calls his wife and says, "honey, pack your bags. I just won the lottery."
  
  She asks, "where are we going?"
  
  He replies, "I don't care where you go, just be gone when I get home from work."
  
  Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Let's say my payout was $100 million.
  
  - Pay off all out debt.
  - Build a southern plantation style home on a big plot of land.
  - Fence the entire property in.
  - Help family out
  - The 5-10%
  - Fund a large building project at our church for all to enjoy. Want no credit.
  - Build some stuff for the school where I work. I want all the credit, and I want to have all the say in how the money is spent. I would love to have the say, so I can piss the people who normally spend the money off
  - Quit teaching, but work in the school somehow. I couldn't NOT work. Well, not forever.
  - Get a nanny
  - Have more kids, and have my wife be a stay at home mom.
  - Buy a Segway.
• Trueblue23

  

  I would do spontaneous nice things.