Cheezy Pick-Up Lines

• ernest_t_bass

  

  Let's hear 'em.
  
  "Those pants are quiet becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be-coming too."
• Trueblue23

  

  "Do you wash your clothes in windex? Because I can see myself in your pants"
• ernest_t_bass

  

  "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven."
• ernest_t_bass

  

  "Want to go out and get a pizza and scrog? ... (woman slaps man) ... What, you don't like pizza?"
• vball10set

  to a full sized woman--"can I buy you a Diet Coke"??
• rookie_j70

  

  "Hi.....you'll do"
• queencitybuckeye

  Justin's favorite at the bar:
  
  "Can I push in your stool for you?"
• Drums of War

  You have nice legs. What time do they open?
• Sage

  

  Is ur name easter?
  
  No, why?
  
  Cuz I wanna fuck u in the ass
• majorspark

  

  You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Sage wrote: Is ur name easter?
  
  No, why?
  
  Cuz I wanna fuck u in the ass

  SMH... Actually, LOL.
• wes_mantooth

  

  Wanna bang?
• BlueDevil11

  

  If I was in charge of the alphabet I would put u and i together.
• trackandccrunner

  Do you have a map?... Cause when I looked into your eyes I got lost.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  do u believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
• berry

  For the oldtimers among us:
  
  "C'mon baby. You're almost horizontal already."
  
  "If I said you had a beautiful body, could you remember the year?"
  
  "After tonight, you'll need that handicapped sticker."
  
  "Sorry to hear about Earl. But hey, you look good in black."
• fish82

  

  Here....drink this.
• Squirmydog

  Are you in a theater, because you are picking your seat.
• Apple

  

  Drop the zero, come hang with the hero.
• capninsano

  Here's my favorite opener when the situation presents itself...usually waiting at the bar for a drink......it's really not cheesy because it works.
  
  Me: (Point to a hot girl across the bar) Do you think she's hot?
  Her: Yeah
  Me: Yeah I thought you looked like a lesbian (smile).
  
  Or if she says no respond with..."Oh I could have sworn you were a lesbian"
  
  Pretty good opener..gets them laughing and usually an arm punch.
• darbypitcher22

  

  If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit between the holidays?
• Terry_Tate

  

  I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinkin'?
• Foul Tip

  1) Let's play army. I'll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me!
  
  2) I can't find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he wandered in that cheap motel room.
  
  3) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock!
  
  4) All those curves and me with no brakes!
  
  AND THE LINE THAT NEVER FAILS
  
  Does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?
• GoChiefs

  

  Coyote: Want some candy?
  mtrulz: Oh goody! Heck yes!
  Coyote: Well come with me..it's in the back of my van.
  
  Never fails for him!
• sleeper

  

  GoChiefs wrote: Coyote: Want some candy?
  mtrulz: Oh goody! Heck yes!
  Coyote: Well come with me..it's in the back of my van.
  
  Never fails for him!

  Aren't you a little fat to be raping young men?