Cheezy Pick-Up Lines

• Little Danny

  

  Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
• GoChiefs

  

  sleeper wrote: Aren't you a little fat to be raping young men?

  Why you gotta call Coyote fat?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  GoChiefs wrote: Coyote: Want some candy?
  mtrulz: Oh goody! Heck yes!
  Coyote: Well come with me..it's in the back of my van.
  
  Never fails for him!

  I like Coyote and mtrulz, but I laughed my a$$ off at this.
• David St. Hubbins

  

  Do you work at Subway? Cuz you're giving me a footlong.
  
  Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Nice shirt, wanna fu*k?
• eaglefutbol33

  Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  
  Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
• LJ

  

  Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
• CofCBrugs87

  Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
  Girl: haha idk
  Me: enough to break the ice....my name is (insert name here)
• ernest_t_bass

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote: Nice shirt, wanna fu*k?

  LJ wrote: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

  Nice pants, wanna fu*k?
• DaBrowns41

  I like your pooper.
• eaglefutbol33

  What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper
  
  Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
  
  I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
• I Wear Pants

  I am on fire. Can you please, please get a fire extinguisher? I am burning very badly.
  
  Is your father a thief? I think I raped him in prison.
• karen lotz

  

  ernest_t_bass wrote:

  ernest_t_bass wrote: Nice shirt, wanna fu*k?

  LJ wrote: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

  Nice pants, wanna fu*k?

  Nice tits, wanna fuck?
• UA5straightin2008

  

  karen lotz wrote:

  ernest_t_bass wrote:

  ernest_t_bass wrote: Nice shirt, wanna fu*k?

  LJ wrote: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

  Nice pants, wanna fu*k?

  Nice tits, wanna fuck?

  eh your face is alright, wanna fu*k?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I Wear Pants... I laughed.
• Heelz

  

  Are those space pants? That ass is out of this world!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Would you like to go to the pants party?
• noquarter

  got any fries to go with that shake?
• queencitybuckeye

  'You're a fabulous babe. Why don't we swing by the Airport Mariott for a couple of hours? Bring a dropcloth, you'll need it".
• justcompete

  You wanna fu*k, or should I appologise?
• chevy67

  If we were both squirrels could i bust my nut in your hole.