Let's Write a Short Story

• ernest_t_bass

  

  Who, for some reason, was there to see Zoeller.
• homefield

  

  But before he could say anything his wife was leaving with billie joe and the tyson impersonator and was heard telling billie joe that she would love to see tiger's face when he found out about.....
• 4cards

  

  ....Sigfried & Roy's fantasy of doing not only their own tigers, but...
• darbypitcher22

  

  making Tiger disappear to their secret love den and then doing some crazy things to him....
• Websurfinbird

  

  But Tiger was too busy wallowing in his own self pity to learn of the magicians devious plan and continued on his walk down the strip until he came across a discount ticket booth offering front-row seats to the Siegfried and Roy show. Thinking he'd soon be broke once his ex-wife got his money and his endorsements were done, Tiger decided to ....
• detectivegibbles

  wed his 3rd (or was it 4th?) mistress at eddy's chapel in the hangover...
• 4cards

  

  ...and also decided to buy the tickets himself and scalp them. On the night of the show, he was on the corner soliciting takers for the Siegfied & Roy show when a drugged up pimp thought Tiger was selling his ass on the corner "Guido the Killer Pimp" had run for years and years...
• darbypitcher22

  

  The pimp said, "How much?"
• homefield

  

  parking lot because tom and jerry had been forced to leave the casino after they tried .......
• Apple

  

  to fill their pockets with home fries from the all you can eat buffet. Upon closer interrogation, it was discovered that hidden in Tom's tighty whities was...
• BRF

  

  a pocketful of shredded messages from SnotBubbles/wls, that detailed why he posts/acts the way he does. And, sadly, these messages are now lost because the underwear was washed and the evidence is now a gooey mashed up ball. So now we will never know the true story of........
• Apple

  

  making it big as a DJ at a small-town midwestern radio station.
  
  Chapter Two:
  
  Finding the nuts and screws
• killdeer

  

  underneath the porch of Justin's house. They were scattered in such a way that it appeared as if...
• 1_beast

  

  Justin had smashed something....like a different website. Amidst the nuts and bolts, There was also a faded picture of.......
• killdeer

  

  ...Matt Natali, although he was wearing a faded nightgown, and make-up that would make Joan Rivers blush.........
• Apple

  

  It having him wearing a maze and blue ball cap with the notorious "M" above the bill that baffled investigators. Under the photo was also found an obvious love letter mysteriously signed .:~z~:..
• darbypitcher22

  

  after some investigative work, it was determined that the author of the letter was JJ...
• homefield

  

  But to his surprise when he opened his eye's tom had realized that everything after the visit to hoover dam was a dream and billie joe and jerry were standing over him in the hotel room fighting about who was......
• darbypitcher22

  

  pitching and who was catching that night...
• ernest_t_bass

  

  So, they logged onto teh internest to find out, and low and behold, the lineup listed was:
  
  Zwick: Pitcher
  Darby: Catcher
• Apple

  

  Darby's quest to finally be recognized for his versatility had finally come true. Billie Joe and Jerry couldn't...
• homefield

  

  control their excitement as darby explained that he was a switch hitter and he would show them........
• darbypitcher22

  

  that he was not gay....
• Apple

  

  butt did know how to pitch and catch when asked by someone cool like zwick. Jerry proceeded to throw up a little bit in his mouth while Billy Joe, (sometimes called BJ for short), ...
• homefield

  

  and tom tried to convince darby that he was in vegas and what happens in vegas,stays in vegas .Then darby asked them if they still had the $1000.00 that they mentioned earlier and they said yes so he started to......