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• bcubed

  

  I did the Macarena with my science teacher under your bed because i'm sexy and I do what I want!
  
  Which is fine because my science teacher in high school was a Milf and still is!
• Tiger2003

  

  I karate chopped a monster in a elevator because I am sexy and do what I want.....
• sleeper

  

  I had sex with your mom, at least once, and I do what I want.
• NNN

  

  jmog wrote: My wife asked me the other day "So did you even wonder why all the girls were posting colors as their status?"
  
  I replied, "I saw it, didn't care and moved on."
  
  She laughed, "I knew you wouldn't care, and probably most guys. It was supposed to be for B.C. awareness and to 'mess with men' make them wonder why women are posting colors."
  
  She said that in the end most of the people that got annoyed and wanted to know why statuses were colors, were women who didn't get the "memo". Hardly any men even cared or noticed.
  
  Too funny if you ask me.

  So....why were you in the kitchen?
• NNN

  

  Glory Days wrote: i saw that too and just did some research. not sure how it got started but this is how it works.

  I'd wholeheartedly support something more like this.
  
  Pick the month you were born:
  January------- My boyfriend/fiance/husband
  February------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
  March--------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
  April----------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
  May----------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
  June----------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
  July-----------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
  August--------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
  September----My boyfriend/fiance/husband
  October-------My boyfriend/fiance/husband
  November----My boyfriend/fiance/husband
  December----My boyfriend/fiance/husband
  
  Pick the day (number) you were born on:
  1-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  2-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  3-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  4-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  5-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  6-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  7-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  8-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  9- ------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  10-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  11-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  12-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  13-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  14-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  15-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  16-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  17-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  18-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  19------ -came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  20-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  21-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  22-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  23-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  24-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  25-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  26-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  27-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  28-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  29-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  30-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  31-------came in my mouth, then put his junk in my ass
  
  What is the last number of the year you were born:
  1--------- without warning me
  2 ---------without warning me
  3 ----------- without warning me
  4 ----------- without warning me
  5 ----------- without warning me
  6 --------- without warning me
  7 --------- without warning me
  8---------- without warning me
  9 -------- without warning me
  0 -------- without warning me
  
  Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
  White---------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
  Black---------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
  Pink-----------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
  Red-----------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
  Blue-----------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
  Green---------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
  Purple---------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
  Gray----------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
  Yellow--------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
  Orange--------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
  Brown---------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
  Other----------because he knows what's best for me more than I do
  None----------because he knows what's best for me more than I do