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  • LJ
    Skanks I tell ya
  • I drain 3's
    I heard sumthin about the inches thing being their shoe size. I don't really know what it's for though.
  • se-alum
    ^^Gout Awareness
  • KnightXC1
    Still getting a bunch of these on mine and it's annoying although for a good reason I suppose.
  • Upper90
    Glory Days wrote: ok now i see women posting more stuff, now seemingly more sexual haha. i have had several people who dont know each other post stuff like "8 inches :(:(" and "on top" and "side by side".
    I saw "ON TOP!! LOLZ!!"

    and "7.5 inches :("

    But, assumed those had nothing to do with anything, since the two girls that posted them are whores. For attention. And penis.
  • sleeper
    I don't understand the point of "awareness". Is there anyone with a pulse that hasn't heard of breast cancer? I won't devote a dime to breast cancer research since its probably one of the more heavily researched cancers, instead I'll donate to something like prostrate cancer, which will be more relevant to my life.

    Then again, I'm not a pansy, and actually stand up for what I believe in, rather than selling my self dignity for the praise(read: sex) of women.
  • Upper90
    Pancreatic cancer could use the contributions, as far as awareness, funds, and research.

    http://www.pancan.org/
  • se-alum
    A good friend of the family recently passed from pancreatic cancer, which is basically a death notice when you are diagnosed with it. I agree that it needs a ton more help than breast cancer research.
  • jmog
    My wife asked me the other day "So did you even wonder why all the girls were posting colors as their status?"

    I replied, "I saw it, didn't care and moved on."

    She laughed, "I knew you wouldn't care, and probably most guys. It was supposed to be for B.C. awareness and to 'mess with men' make them wonder why women are posting colors."

    She said that in the end most of the people that got annoyed and wanted to know why statuses were colors, were women who didn't get the "memo". Hardly any men even cared or noticed.

    Too funny if you ask me.
  • Sage
    sleeper wrote: I don't understand the point of "awareness". Is there anyone with a pulse that hasn't heard of breast cancer? I won't devote a dime to breast cancer research since its probably one of the more heavily researched cancers, instead I'll donate to something like prostrate cancer, which will be more relevant to my life.

    Then again, I'm not a pansy, and actually stand up for what I believe in, rather than selling my self dignity for the praise(read: sex) of women.
  • GoChiefs
    What are these dumb posts such as "I jumped on a banana in an elevator because that's how i roll" all about? Anyone know?
  • Glory Days
    i saw that too and just did some research. not sure how it got started but this is how it works.
    Follow along, let's see how many scenarios we can come up with. Mine is in the subject line. Post yours...

    Pick the month you were born:
    January-------I kicked
    February------I loved
    March--------I karate chopped
    April----------I licked
    May----------I jumped on
    June----------I smelled
    July-----------I did the Macarena With
    August--------I had lunch with
    September----I danced with
    October-------I sang to
    November-----I yelled at
    December-----I ran over

    Pick the day (number) you were born on:
    1-------a birdbath
    2-------a monster
    3-------a phone
    4-------a fork
    5-------a snowman
    6-------a gangster
    7-------my mobile phone
    8-------my dog
    9- ------my best friends' boyfriend
    10-------my neighbor
    11-------my science teacher
    12-------a banana
    13-------a fireman
    14-------a stuffed animal
    15-------a goat
    16-------a pickle
    17-------your mom
    18-------a spoon
    19------ - a Smurf
    20-------a baseball bat
    21-------a ninja
    22-------Chuck Norris
    23-------a noodle
    24-------a squirrel
    25-------a football player
    26-------my sister
    27-------my brother
    28-------an iPod
    29-------a surfer
    30-------a homeless guy
    31-------a llama

    What is the last number of the year you were born:
    1--------- In my car
    2 --------- On your car
    3 ----------- In a hole
    4 ----------- Under your bed
    5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
    6 --------- sliding down a hill
    7 --------- in an elevator
    8---------- at the dinner table
    9 -------- In line at the bank
    0 -------- in your bathroom

    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
    White---------because I'm cool like that
    Black---------because that's how I roll.
    Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
    Red-----------because the voices told me to..
    Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
    Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
    Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
    Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
    Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
    Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
    Brown---------because I can.
    Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
    None----------because I can't control myself!
  • GoChiefs
    Aaah...I got ya. Thanks.
  • j_crazy
    I smelled a banana riding a motorcycle because I'm a ninja.

    facebook is gay as fuck.
  • GoChiefs
    Don't feel bad. I jumped on a goat in my car because I can't control myself! :dodgy:
  • Heretic
    I ran over a banana in a hole because that's how I roll (or because I'm sexy and I do what I want, if you count the light jacket I tend to wear in the office to cope with having an air conditioner vent right above my head as my "shirt", as opposed to the black shirt I'm wearing under it).

    Either way, my IQ dropped about 4 points from doing that thing.
  • GoChiefs
    So your IQ is now at negative 2? Nice.
  • snyds113
    I smelled your mom in a hole cause I'm cool like that.
  • Upper90
    This girl Saturday night at a party kept saying "Because I'm sexy and I do what I want" almost to end every sentence.

    It was hilarious for like the first 2 times, around 10, everyone started ignoring her.
  • Heretic
    GoChiefs wrote: So your IQ is now at negative 2? Nice.
    I'm setting new standards in the lack of excellence!
  • GoChiefs
    You're definitely at the right place if you're looking to compare your results!
  • Glory Days
    Upper90 wrote: This girl Saturday night at a party kept saying "Because I'm sexy and I do what I want" almost to end every sentence.

    It was hilarious for like the first 2 times, around 10, everyone started ignoring her.
  • dazedconfused
    i did not know that i ran over a gangster riding a motorcycle because that's how i roll...must have happened though
  • BuckeyeBlue
    Apparently I yelled at my neighbor in a hole because Big Bird told me to and he's my leader. Who knew?
  • Firad
    Seems like I danced with a football player in line at the bank because the voices told me to.