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I caught a white guy having sex with my livestock last night...

  • SnotBubbles
    I was at a place last night and when I came out I saw some white guy having sex with my sheep. I said "WTF dude?" He started apologizing and talking about how he thought it was his sheep. I said, "no worries, man...I figured that." It was the first time I ever saw a white person turn red.
  • Rotinaj
    Hey,uhhhhh......Sheep Fucker.....Do you need assistance?!?!?!??!?
  • darbypitcher22
    Cool Story Bro.
  • trackandccrunner
    Dude.... you said you wouldn't tell anyone!!
  • SnotBubbles
    trackandccrunner wrote: Dude.... you said you wouldn't tell anyone!!
    I didn't say your name dude.
  • Fab1b
    Bunch of sick bastards I tell you!
  • majorspark
    So your point is no one can have sex with your sheep but you?
  • superman
    majorspark wrote: So your point is no one can have sex with your sheep but you?
    WLS/Snot is a very jealous man.
  • Little Danny
    I'm waiting for Tiernan to say there is no beastiality in Ohio.
  • 4cards
    SnotBubbles wrote: I was at a place last night and when I came out I saw some white guy having sex with my sheep. I said "WTF dude?" He started apologizing and talking about how he thought it was his sheep. I said, "no worries, man...I figured that." It was the first time I ever saw a white person turn red.
    ...you white people is jus silly!
  • Heretic
    majorspark wrote: So your point is no one can have sex with your sheep but you?
    How would you feel if you got an STD from YOUR sheep because some other dude was plugging them while you were away?

    That's what I thought.
  • bases_loaded
    Oh I get it, because some white guy used the word black to desrcibe a black person, this thread is needed. Black people are racists.
  • mcburg93
    wow I thought something was fishy about that wls guy but wasnt sure.
  • SnotBubbles
    bases_loaded wrote: Oh I get it, because some white guy used the word black to desrcibe a black person, this thread is needed. Black people are racists.
    Wait. I'm white. Revise your theory and resubmit for approval. Pronto.
  • David St. Hubbins
    Was it really necessary to mention that the guy was white? You could have just said 'some guy'.
  • SnotBubbles
    But he was white. That's how myself described it to my other self. It's not racist.
  • Hammerin'Hank
    But was it a black sheep that he was with? That would make quite a difference. Wait, no I guess it wouldn't.
  • Tiernan
    Was he really Rammin' it to her?
  • wes_mantooth
    This is bullshit. You guys shouldn't be making fun of people that have sex with animals. We are a sensitive, yet proud group.
  • 4cards
    wes_mantooth wrote: This is bullshit. You guys shouldn't be making fun of people that have sex with animals. We are a sensitive, yet proud group.
    baaaaa our butts hurt!
  • gorocks99
    Hey, hey, take that pic to the NSFW forum. Gross.
  • CenterBHSFan
    wes_mantooth wrote: This is bullshit. You guys shouldn't be making fun of people that have sex with animals. We are a sensitive, yet proud group.

    So... do you like your sheep freshly shorn? or full out bushy?

    :D
  • Hb31187
  • Fab1b
    BAAAAAAA sounds like YAAAAAAAAAAH
  • Devils Advocate
    He was only embareASSED because you cought him with the FAT AND UGLY one:P