I caught a white guy having sex with my livestock last night...

• ernest_t_bass

  

  (Yes, I know that it is a pig, and not a sheep)
  
  
• BRF

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: I was at a place last night and when I came out I saw some white guy having sex with my sheep. I said "WTF dude?" He started apologizing and talking about how he thought it was his sheep. I said, "no worries, man...I figured that." It was the first time I ever saw a white person turn red.

  I just now got a chance to catch up on some threads and just have to say, .....Snotbubbles...that's your best post I have ever read....I just laughed and laughed....that is SO rich coming off of that other thread. And the follow up comments by others posters was hilarious, too.
  
  Thanks for the good laugh!
• behindthelense

  At least he didn't say "your turn"
• bcubed

  

  behindthelense wrote: At least he didn't say "your turn"

  Or do you want sloppy seconds!
• Tigerfan00

  

  
• Jimmie Copas

  Sounds like a made up story,bet he doesn't even have any sheep.
• wes_mantooth

  

  CenterBHSFan wrote:

  wes_mantooth wrote: This is bullshit. You guys shouldn't be making fun of people that have sex with animals. We are a sensitive, yet proud group.

  
  So... do you like your sheep freshly shorn? or full out bushy?
  
  

  el naturale
• nc52

  

  this is completely racist toward sheep fuckers.
• joebaseball

  

  
• Hammerin'Hank

  Here's your sign.......
• Tiger2003

  

  The sad thing is...THIS REALLY HAPPENED IN DANVILLE
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  Hey - I was home all night - and I have witness. Can't speak for Toz15, though.
  
  Snotbubbles - I never knew you lived in Fayette County!
• Buckeye2B

  In one Ohio town, they skip the livestock and do the picnic table... Pretty hot huh?? <shrugs>
• Fab1b

  

  Where was King Curtis or Elliot Stabler or Mike Clark when this happened?
• Foul Tip

  The thing about having sex with a sheep is when they see you on the street a year later, they won't give you the time of day.
• said_aouita

  

  Was the white dudes name Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilly?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Foul Tip wrote: The thing about having sex with a sheep is when they see you on the street a year later, they won't give you the time of day.

  Because they don't wear watches?
• TCSoup

  The sheep looked at snotbubble and said thats my Daaaaaaaaaaaad.
• 4cards

  

  ...and when the cops arrived snotbubble's told the police" honest officer, I was only helping them over the fence when my pants fell off"
• Devils Advocate

  

  From the hills of Logan county......
  
  
  
• xnds1fan

  

  Tiger2003 wrote: The sad thing is...THIS REALLY HAPPENED IN DANVILLE

  I work in Mount Vernon with quite a few guys from Danville. When the joking and cutting up starts it always gets to the Danville/Sheep jokes real quick.
• skank

  

  Thanks fucker....you just wasted 2 minutes of my life with this stupid shit.
• Ender Wiggin

  

  Rofl, there has to be more people that remember this lol
• King_Crimson

  If it wasn't for Sheep lovers the sale of Velcro Gloves would drop off dramatically.
• dwccrew

  

  Do you think the white guy made the choice to be attracted to sheep or was he born that way?