The One Where I Out-Zwick Zwick & Respectfully Correct SportyLady

• Sage

  

  Bros: Sports&Lady has charged me with hypocrisy. I cannot let this stand and I am appealing to the higher sense of an internet mob.
  
  As we are aware, Sports recently got wifed up. I admonished him with the correct degree of SMH.
  
  Tonight, he texted me to play some Call of Duty. I was like, "Watching Inglourious Basterds with this broad."
  
  He calls me a hypcorite, because I SMH at him for having a girlfriend. I said this is a chick that's playing with my balls. He said I would soon be taking her to Applebee's and Olive Garden. I SMH.
  
  So, after the flick, I get this chick naked and we fuck. I didn't use a condom like a boss. I then hit up Sports and like "Yo, I'm ready for that Duty. I got 3 games in me."
  
  We get on. First game, I go 9-4 to his 7-25 (roughly). Next game, I go 8-15 but the chick was giving me dome. I couldn't have that. So I kicked her off and then I finished the next game as the MVP at 19-8.
  
  I then got off, took the broad to my room, and came on her chest..because I'm too poor for condoms.
  
  So, am I a hypocrite? I contend I only made fun of Sporty cuz he was wifed up. Never for getting dome. I should also mention, I never spent any money on her and I'm bout to go rock on that Duty.
  
  So who wins here?
  
  Thanks in advance,
  #DatRuckusBringer
• osudarby08

  

  hahahahahahah I just laughed pretty hard hahahah thats great
• SportsAndLady

  

  I did so bad cuz the wifey was on the phone...She's all rested up in bed like a little angel, so obvii I'm bout to go 22 and 0 as i #murkdemterrorists
• Sage

  

  And for the record, the only thing not true in this post was the 7-25 and the "gettin dome" excuse for my one bad game.
  
  We are bout to #KillSomeNazis though. My back already hurts from carrying SL.
• SportsAndLady

  

  First round...
  
  Myself 13-11
  Hypocrite 11-7
• The Equalizer

  

  I know I'm late to this party and lingo...what's SMH?
• SportsAndLady

  

  2nd game
  
  no comment
• tuskytuffguy

  Dayum, I've never been so bad to get killed 25 times. What a loozer. And for the record, 19-8 is nothing to brag about, when I come across people getting 30-8-ish constantly. Hit 20 kills, then come talk to me.
• hoops23

  

  It seems I see people going 25-5 regularly..
  
  I used to be able to run shit on COD4, but I haven't gotten into MW2 like that..
• Mr Pat

  I see.
• sjmvsfscs08

  Sports wins simply because he's married.
• tcarrier32

  

  the best game i've had so far is 32-5-6 which included a 16 kill streak.
  
  other than that i pretty much hover in the 22 kill range and 10-15 deaths.
• Fab4Runner

  

  Wait...out of everything in Sage's post people are going to start talking about the video game? Hmmm.
• Def Leopard

  My thoughts exactly, Fab.
• SnotBubbles

  Hahaha....I don't know exactly what's happening...but it's funny.
  
  I too, don't get the SMH reference.
• Terry_Tate

  

  We need to get a Huddle group on MW2 so I can show you all what's up like I did S&L on CoD4.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  SMH
  
  Smack
  My
  Head
• wizecracker

  I lol'd.
• Rotinaj

  

  Im up for a huddle group to run some MW2...On 360 of course, none of that gay PS3 shit!!!
• zambrown

  

  Fab4Runner wrote: Wait...out of everything in Sage's post people are going to start talking about the video game? Hmmm.

  Must be a guy thing, Fab. I, too, thought the video game was the least important detail in that sexist rant!
• ytownfootball

  

  I'm thinking there needs to be a re-evaluation of priorities. 'Bout the only thing capable of distracting me from a woman in need is when it coincides with Buckeye kick-off.
  
  Then the only thing she needs to concern herself with is how fast she can get that sammich made.
• coyotes22

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: Hahaha....I don't know exactly what's happening...but it's funny.
  
  I too, don't get the SMH reference.

  Suckingoff
  My
  Homies
• SportsAndLady

  

  I'm with ya Ltrain...I dominated shit--k not really, but i would go 20-10 on a consistent basis--on COD4...Maybe i'm just getting used to these new maps and weapons, but I've had one really good game (29-9...the game before I started playing with Sage), probably like 10 decent games and like a hundred average to below average games...shit one game I went 2 and 14!
  
  I just don't like how you basically have to just sit in a window all game because if you go out on the ground, you'll die.
• Trueblue23

  

  Aahhh the ole Pull N Shoot.
  
  That one has been used since the days of the Wild West.
• Fab4Runner

  

  Trueblue23 wrote: Aahhh the ole Pull N Shoot.
  
  That was has been used since the days of the Wild West.
  

  Already drunk?