The One Where I Out-Zwick Zwick & Respectfully Correct SportyLady

• Big Al Carter

  

  Another Sage thread, to be closed soon?
• Trueblue23

  

  Fab4Runner wrote:

  Trueblue23 wrote: Aahhh the ole Pull N Shoot.
  
  That was has been used since the days of the Wild West.
  

  Already drunk?

  Ya know fab I used to like you.. not sure anymore!
• Sage

  

  SMH =/= Smack my head.
  SMH = Shaking My Hea
• wes_mantooth

  

  I used to play COD, but I kinda lost interest in video games. Now, you guys should play against my kid......he is that "kid" that everyone hates.....the mouthy 13 yr old that snipes you and talks shit...haha.
• hasbeen

  

  wes_mantooth wrote: I used to play COD, but I kinda lost interest in video games. Now, you guys should play against my kid......he is that "kid" that everyone hates.....the mouthy 13 yr old that snipes you and talks shit...haha.

  tell your brat kid to come fight me knife to model 1887s and stop camping!
  
  lol
• Big_Mirg_ZHS

  

  wes_mantooth wrote: I used to play COD, but I kinda lost interest in video games. Now, you guys should play against my kid......he is that "kid" that everyone hates.....the mouthy 13 yr old that snipes you and talks shit...haha.

  Those lil mofos kill me all the time, It was the worst in Halo. Get sniped by some 8 yr old from across the map like WTF was that.
• gorocks99

  

  Halo pistol FTW. Best weapon ever.
• Big_Mirg_ZHS

  

  gorocks99 wrote: Halo pistol FTW. Best weapon ever.

  Dual pistols on cold storage was my favorite set up ever for team swat. went 26-2 on that map. and again 23-3 same set up.
• wes_mantooth

  

  pnhasbeen wrote:

  wes_mantooth wrote: I used to play COD, but I kinda lost interest in video games. Now, you guys should play against my kid......he is that "kid" that everyone hates.....the mouthy 13 yr old that snipes you and talks shit...haha.

  tell your brat kid to come fight me knife to model 1887s and stop camping!
  
  lol

  haha....he would try it, then after he took one to the dome, he would go back to camping...
• Stiffman

  

  Stroking
  My
  Hard on
  
  These guys are gay!
• cologino

  ^^^this
• Sage

  

  A guy named "Stiffman" talking about "hard ons" and I'm the one who's gay?
  
  Riiiiiight.
• Glory Days

  

  Fab4Runner wrote: Wait...out of everything in Sage's post people are going to start talking about the video game? Hmmm.

  because the rest was bullshit.
• sherm03

  

  Glory Days wrote:

  Fab4Runner wrote: Wait...out of everything in Sage's post people are going to start talking about the video game? Hmmm.

  because the rest was bullshit.

  This.
  
  AND the fact that the "chick" he nailed was actually his hand, hence no need for a condom. Her chest is actually just his palm.
• Sage

  

  You're right.
  
  As a 23 year old male in college, it'd be impossible for me to have sex with a girl because I'm a dickhead on a cyber forum. Therefore, I must be fat and repulsive and only able to get action from my hand.
  
  I admit it. I'm hideous and I made a poorly disguised thread about Call of Duty MW2.
  
  A guy named "Glory Days" who has some chick dressed up in a Ghostbuster's uniform as his avatar (hello, jealousy of a middle aged man who's stuck banging the decaying corpse of his wife, who has mysteriously put on 40 lbs since their wedding night) must be getting all the pussy. In fact, if you died, I'm sure I'd be able to get action from the 210-260 lbs. subset of American coeds.
  
  Smh smh.
• Sage

  

  Sherman, I don't even want to hear it from you.
  
  You are, what we call on the streets a "sucker for love."
  
  You're the dude who wifed up the first decent (in your case, mediocre---and I've seen the pics so let's just leave this under the "FACTS" part of this debate) broad to come their way.
  
  You're mired in self-doubt and you are in love with the fact you're getting a steady stream of pussy for the first time in your life. So, this girl gives you butterflies, makes you cum, maybe even made you some food... And suddenly you're a new fucking man.
  
  I refuse to take shit from twenty year old pussy whipped bitches like yourself on who I am and who I'm not fucking.
  
  I can only imagine the faggy shit you do with her too. You were the guy who posted all those black and white photos of you and your girl canoodling and kissing in the park weren't you?
  
  Good God. You're a Notebook wannabe bro. Plus you go/went to Xavier. I don't even want to hear it. So let's just #KeepMyNameOutYaMouth and well be cool.
• v_falcons

  and Merry Christmas to all!!!! lol
• Sage

  

  And for the record, a "steady stream of pussy" for Sherman (as with any Xavier affiliate) is a steady stream of hand jobs---on the reg, obvii.
• sherm03

  

  Sage wrote: And for the record, a "steady stream of pussy" for Sherman (as with any Xavier affiliate) is a steady stream of hand jobs---on the reg, obvii.

  Way to hack the same joke I just made about you. #UnoriginalDouchebag
• Fab1b

  

  You guys are cracking me up, free entertainment to get through the day at the office!
• sherm03

  

  Fab1b wrote: You guys are cracking me up, free entertainment to get through the day at the office!

  LOL. Glad I could help you out fab. Sucks you're working on Christmas Eve.
• Sage

  

  Hahahaha. Love how he ignored an entire post of mine. Sherm = Clowned.
  
  Before I laugh you out of my thread... Let's go over it.
  
  Your joke was that I made up the fact I had sex and was actually jerking off. I guess this = original.
  
  My joke was that for you, getting pussy meant getting a hand job... From other women, obviiii.
  
  You = #ComprehensionFail
  
  Now please, run along and go work on some jokes to say in some seedy dive bar that's filled to 1/3rd capacity.
• Fab1b

  

  sherm03 wrote:

  Fab1b wrote: You guys are cracking me up, free entertainment to get through the day at the office!

  LOL. Glad I could help you out fab. Sucks you're working on Christmas Eve.

  Its all good, I work Mon - Thurs so I can't complain.
• Glory Days

  

  Sage wrote: You're right.
  
  As a 23 year old male in college, it'd be impossible for me to have sex with a girl because I'm a dickhead on a cyber forum. Therefore, I must be fat and repulsive and only able to get action from my hand.
  
  I admit it. I'm hideous and I made a poorly disguised thread about Call of Duty MW2.
  
  A guy named "Glory Days" who has some chick dressed up in a Ghostbuster's uniform as his avatar (hello, jealousy of a middle aged man who's stuck banging the decaying corpse of his wife, who has mysteriously put on 40 lbs since their wedding night) must be getting all the pussy. In fact, if you died, I'm sure I'd be able to get action from the 210-260 lbs. subset of American coeds.
  
  Smh smh.

  
  congratulations on being the coolest guy on the freehuddle
  
• sherm03

  

  Sage wrote: Hahahaha. Love how he ignored an entire post of mine. Sherm = Clowned.
  
  Before I laugh you out of my thread... Let's go over it.
  
  Your joke was that I made up the fact I had sex and was actually jerking off. I guess this = original.
  
  My joke was that for you, getting pussy meant getting a hand job... From other women, obviiii.
  
  You = #ComprehensionFail
  
  Now please, run along and go work on some jokes to say in some seedy dive bar that's filled to 1/3rd capacity.

  No sense responding to that post because I was too busy laughing at it.
  
  For someone who doesn't like me, and wants to "clown" me, you sure know an awful lot about me. Maybe its because I landed a better looking girl than you ever could. Maybe its because I'm pursuing a dream and making things happen in my life, and you're a piece of shit who isn't going anywhere.
  
  Clown away man. Because at the end of the day, I close the computer and have a beautiful girl and dreams and hopes and aspirations and shows to book. At the end of your day, you put down the video game controller, and jerk off while your roommate in the dorm bangs some chick on the bottom bunk...and then you Twitter about how sweet you think you are when in reality you just wanna slit your wrists because you know you have to go back to Marion at the end of the semester. #fag