the best jokes you got

• cam93

  lemme hear em
• mtrulz

  GoChiefs can split the atom with his bare hands.
• Apple

  

  Circuit City puts ad banners on free huddle pages.
• redfalcon

  

  Apple wrote: Circuit City puts ad banners on free huddle pages.

  They have been out of business for nearly a year. Or is that the joke?
• Strapping Young Lad

  

  What's the hardest part about roller blading????
• Rotinaj

  

  A baby seal walks into a club.
• redfalcon

  

  Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, the bartender says, "would you like another?" Descartes ponders this, replies "I think not," and he disappears.
• osudarby08

  

  women's rights
• Early Cuyler

  

  Last night I went to a restaurant and ordered Pigs in a Blanket. They gave me a picture of your parents in bed.
• Strapping Young Lad

  

  Strapping Young Lad wrote: What's the hardest part about roller blading????

  Telling your dad you're gay.
• mtrulz

  Coyotes22 visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth."
• JakeGiant

  Lil' Johnny walks into his parents bedroom seeing his dad, Big Johnny, on top of Lil' Johnny's mom doing their business. Big Johnny just continues, and gives his son a wink. When he finished, he thought he should give Lil Johnny the "talk." After looking around, he finally finds Lil Johnny in his room on top of his grandma doing their business. Big Johnny screams "what the hell is going on?" Lil Johnny looks up, winks, and says "it's not so funny when it's your mom, huh?"
• mtrulz

  Wes_mantooth can slam a revolving door.
• GoChiefs

  

  mtrulz trying to make everyone think he has a girlfriend.
• coyotes22

  

  mtrulz wrote: Coyotes22 visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn hot chocolate on Earth."

  
  Fixed it.
  
  I dont drink that gay crap!!
• skank

  

  What gay crap DO you drink?
• coyotes22

  

  
• coyotes22

  

  skank wrote: What gay crap DO you drink?

  Well, I guess, bro, you should read my post. obvii May b/c you are from Massillion you cant read, bro. Ya dig? obviii
• coyotes22

  

  One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
  Christmas gift...
  
  The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
  
  When she asked him why, he replied,
  
  "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
• coyotes22

  

  I took my wife to a restaurant.
  
  The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
  
  'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
  
  He said,
  
  'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
  
  'Nah, she can order for herself.'
  
  And that's when the fight started...
• coyotes22

  

  I rear-ended a car this morning... So, there we were alongside the road and
  slowly the other driver got out of his car.
  You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
  seem funny?
  Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
  He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
  
  'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
  So, I looked down at him and said,
  'Well, then which one are you?'
  
  And then the fight started....
• coyotes22

  

  My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary..
  She said,
  
  'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
  
  I bought her a scale.
  And then the fight started...
• skank

  

  coyotes22 wrote: [size=xx-large]I rear-ended a car this morning[/size]... So, there we were alongside the road and
  slowly the other driver got out of his car.
  You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
  seem funny?
  Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
  He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
  
  'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
  So, I looked down at him and said,
  'Well, then which one are you?'
  
  And then the fight started....

  Is that chiefs new nickname, "a car"?
• GoChiefs

  

  skank wrote: Is that chiefs new nickname, "a car"?

  :dodgy:
• justincredible

  

  redfalcon wrote:

  Apple wrote: Circuit City puts ad banners on free huddle pages.

  They have been out of business for nearly a year. Or is that the joke?

  Their website was bought out so there is still an online Circuit City.