Biggest Work QQ

• GoChiefs

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235149 wrote:Someone has to after that 7 pt loss yesterday

  Guess that's what happens when you plan golf outings on company time.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  GoChiefs;1235315 wrote:Guess that's what happens when you plan golf outings on company time.

  Probably.
  Or the company lowered it's forecast..either one.
• Ironman92

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235083 wrote:I set up the golf outing at work so people either email me their teams or drop by my office with the signup sheet. A guy I don't know e-mailed his team and his name is written on the sheet as "Patrick R Kelly". So I of course just write him down as R Kelly b/c I'm bored and when I'm bored I find stupid shit like that funny. Well the outing fills up so I send out the excel sheet with all the teams and rules and which hole they're starting on this morning, and not 2 minutes after I send it out, R Kelly e-mails me and says he wants his money back and hes not playing b/c I wrote his name down as R Kelly and he's had to listen to the shit his whole life and he's tired of it...
  
  lol wut?
  
  Write Patrick Kelly then and not Patrick R Kelly if you hate people calling you R Kelly.
  
  I wrote back
  
  Robert,
  
  I've already given your money to the golf course. I'm afraid you're in already.
  
  Thanks
  
  
  
  /cool story bro I know, but it was entertaining to me at 7:00 am this morning.

  
  Should've greeted him with...
  
  Dear Sensitive Douche bag,
  
  I hope you are good at golf because you suck at life. Get your refund by winning. Lol
  
  Sincerely,
  
  My team is stacked.
• karen lotz

  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235120 wrote:Well.. he probably could have gotten his money back, but we'll keep it on the downlow, nobody has to know.

  
  Mr Biggs knows everything
• BRF

  

  I thought it was funny.
  
  Obviously, the guy thinks he owns the rights to the R. Kelly part of his name ............
  
  Anyhow.....funny and I send you a rep.
• O-Trap

  

  said_aouita;1235090 wrote:Tell Mr. R. Kelly to piss on an under-aged girl.

  
  I'm sure it's what you were going for anyway.
  

  ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235092 wrote:For real though... If it bothers youso badly, leave the R out.
  Patrick Kelly will suffice.

  Yeah, unless you're writing a peer-reviewed journal article or applying for some form of government identification, middle initials are unnecessary. Reps for putting this pretentious whiner in his place.