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  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    I set up the golf outing at work so people either email me their teams or drop by my office with the signup sheet. A guy I don't know e-mailed his team and his name is written on the sheet as "Patrick R Kelly". So I of course just write him down as R Kelly b/c I'm bored and when I'm bored I find stupid shit like that funny. Well the outing fills up so I send out the excel sheet with all the teams and rules and which hole they're starting on this morning, and not 2 minutes after I send it out, R Kelly e-mails me and says he wants his money back and hes not playing b/c I wrote his name down as R Kelly and he's had to listen to the shit his whole life and he's tired of it...

    lol wut?

    Write Patrick Kelly then and not Patrick R Kelly if you hate people calling you R Kelly.

    I wrote back

    Robert,

    I've already given your money to the golf course. I'm afraid you're in already.

    Thanks



    /cool story bro I know, but it was entertaining to me at 7:00 am this morning.
  • Belly35
    Does he wear black pants :laugh:
  • like_that
    Damn dude, how do you do it?
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    Belly35;1235086 wrote:Does he wear black pants :laugh:
    I'm not sure. I've yet to meet him.
  • said_aouita
    Tell Mr. R. Kelly to piss off.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    like_that;1235088 wrote:Damn dude, how do you do it?
    It's pretty easy... Everyone has their foursomes already so I just try to not double up groups on par 3's and par 5's
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    said_aouita;1235090 wrote:Tell Mr. R. Kelly to piss off.
    For real though... If it bothers youso badly, leave the R out.
    Patrick Kelly will suffice.
  • GOONx19
    My roommate's name is Pat Kelly.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    GOONx19;1235098 wrote:My roommate's name is Pat Kelly.
    What's his middle name?
  • Benny The Jet
    said_aouita;1235090 wrote:Tell Mr. R. Kelly to piss off.
  • GOONx19
    He claims it's Wrigley. But he's a Cubs fan, and I don't believe Cubs fans.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    GOONx19;1235105 wrote:He claims it's Wrigley. But he's a Cubs fan, and I don't believe Cubs fans.
    Went to Geogia Tech? Works for TBS?
  • GOONx19
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235106 wrote:Went to Geogia Tech? Works for TBS?
    No. UK.
  • karen lotz
    Man I can't believe this shit, damn.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    GOONx19;1235109 wrote:No. UK.
    Oh I thought maybe it was the same girl.. i mean guy.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    karen lotz;1235110 wrote:Man I can't believe this shit, damn.
    Tell me what's wrong dog, what the hell u damnin bout?
  • karen lotz
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1235113 wrote:Tell me what's wrong dog, what the hell u damnin bout?

    I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    GOONx19;1235109 wrote:No. UK.
    Maybe it's Pat Rigley Kelly.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    karen lotz;1235116 wrote:I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind
    Well.. he probably could have gotten his money back, but we'll keep it on the downlow, nobody has to know.
  • OneBuckeye
    I'll take his spot. When is the outing? I'll be in canton next week.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    OneBuckeye;1235127 wrote:I'll take his spot. When is the outing? I'll be in canton next week.
    It's the 11th at 8 am
  • GoChiefs
    Glad to see you are earning that paycheck! :D
  • ernest_t_bass
    First world problems
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    GoChiefs;1235140 wrote:Glad to see you are earning that paycheck! :D
    Someone has to after that 7 pt loss yesterday
  • Glory Days
    Write him back and say you changed it Kelly Patrick since his panties are in such a bunch.