Would you rather?

• Nate

  Tough one but I value the member. Rammed by a horse
  
  
  Life without toilet paper or life without toothbrushes?
• derek bomar

  

  Keebler wrote: Tough one but I value the member. Rammed by a horse
  
  
  Life without toilet paper or life without toothbrushes?

  as an aside...I value my life more than my wang so I'd go bee (google death by horse c*ck lol - "mr hands")
• derek bomar

  

  Toothbrush
  
  Read peoples minds or telekinesis
• mtrulz

  Toilet paper because I could wipe on a towel.
  
  
  Life without family or friends?
• derek bomar

  

  mtrulz wrote: Toilet paper because I could wipe on a towel.
  
  
  Life without family or friends?

  eww...eh...family I guess
  
  Life without sports or beer
• mtrulz

  Beer because of its side effects.
  
  Better posts; Society or mtrulz?
• Nate

  I thought you meant rammed by a horse as in like it running over me.. I'll change my decision to the bee sting.
• Tiernan

  mtrulz
  
  save your wife or your mother in a fire?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Wife or mother? That's just not even right. You win.
• GoChiefs

  

  Mother..you can always get another wife.
  
  hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Every red light, easily.
  
  Know when you'll die or know how you'll die?
• coyotes22

  

  When
  
  coyotes22 or Sage
• mtrulz

  ^^You..Idk Sage very well.
• mtrulz

  Ohh piss! You win there.
  
  Fat and stinky chick or muscular guy?
• mattinctown

  Since I'm not gay, I guess I've gotta go with the fatty.
  
  
  Muff dive a fat, stinky chick or eat a burger with shit as a condiment?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Has to be a fat, stinky chick, b/c shit will never be on the menu, unless...
  
  Eat a cup of nutty poo or take 9 rounds to the chest?
• mtrulz

  9 rounds
  
  Meet Armedforces or wls_color in person?
• Nate

  Shoot myself in the face.
  
  Rather see not post : NCF or Sage?
• redfalcon

  

  Sage, hands down.
  
  Bite the curb and have someone kick you in the back of your head as hard as they can, or have a lobster clamp onto your junk repeatedly.
• Tiernan

  lobster clamp - it would eventually start to feel good.
  
  work in a cubical for 25 yrs. or be a Carny?
• mtrulz

  Cubical, hands down.
  
  Do Holley Mongold or have her sit on you?
• homefield

  

  She can sit on me as long as she keeps her clothes on.
  
  Go down on oprah after a 2 hr workout or french kiss the girls from "2girls1cup.com"
• sherm03

  

  That's fucked up homefield...LOL!!
  
  I'd french the girls...at least they were decent looking.
  
  Bone your mom...or tag your sister?
  
  
  
• SnotBubbles

  Hmmm....done both. I preferred my sister.
  
  Watch Mike Berlon perform stand-up comedy or eat shards of broken glass?
  
  PS- How do I come up in EVERY fucking thread!?!?!?
• GoChiefs

  

  Eat shards of broken glass.
  
  Slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol or Be in a cage with hungry cannibals?