1th Official Freehuddle Roast - justincredible (language NSFW)

• queencitybuckeye

  When you spend a decent amount of time on sites like this, you get a pretty good idea of what people are about. Which begs the question, why are we honoring this pickle-kisser?
  
  Anyway, since I have a few minutes to kill before the Matt Natali retirement party, I'll share a little story...
  
  Last week, the moderators of this site decided to hold their weekly meeting at their favorite pub, The Baloney Pony. While waiting for the meeting to begin, the mods got into a discussion about which of them had the largest penis. Fab1b said "There's just one way to settle this" and whipped his member up onto the bar. The other mods quickly followed suit. At that moment, Justin walked in, took a look, and said
  
  "I'll have the buffet!".
  
  Enjoy your roast, stool tool.
• SnotBubbles

  Justincredible....the guy who stole Mike Clark's idea for a "free" message board. As they say, if at first you don't succeed, you're doing average. Before we go any further...wipe your mouth. There's still a tiny bit of JJ's semen around your lips. How you go from an ass kisser to a bitter self proclaimed rival...it's beyond me. It's like Tyson versus Holyfield, except instead of biting JJ's ear...you chose to nibble on it and whisper sweet nothings.
  
  To help improve his new site, Justin actually put a dollar into a change machine. Nothing changed, and the site still isn't worth a shit. Now see, with most people the left side of your brain does some things, and the right side does others. In his case, however, neither side seems to do a whole lot. There’s no middle ground with this guy—you either hate him or detest him. He's actually so ugly, he could have made Ray Charles flinch. If stupidity was painful, you'd be in agony.
  
  Now, since it appears everyone on this site wants to slobber on it, I'll move on to Justin's dick. It's so small, he has trouble not pissing on his nuts. His dick actually cries itself to sleep each night. Justin, I bet you can make your dick disappear by breathing in and out. When you got circumcised....did it take more than one try?
  
  With all due respect, Justin, the computer nerd that he is, created this website so we could all congregate and bullshit at absolutely zero cost. It's come with some personal sacrifices though. Running a website isn't easy. He wakes at 3am to go to the bathroom and, on the way back to bed, stops to check if he has any new PM's. Justin has actually never met any of his friends. It's hard running a website that is actually more popular than you are.
  
  Justin, it looks like it could be a long roast....and a lot of people have a lot to say. So, in closing.....why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma???
• ernest_t_bass

  

  SnotBubbles wrote:Now on to Justin's dick.

  
  Something tells me that you have been waiting for the day that you would get to say that.
• SnotBubbles

  There....I edited and tried to make it a little more humorous and not so gay sounding.
• Nate

  When Justin was born, the doctor slapped his father for not pulling out quick enough.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: There....I edited and tried to make it a little more humorous and not so gay sounding.

  SnotBubbles wrote:I'll move on to Justin's dick.

  
  Yeah, that's better. :rolleyes:
• Rotinaj

  

  Justin is so stupid he thought a quarterback was a refund....ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Justin is so skinny, he has to jump around in the shower to get wet.
• berry

  It's not easy posting something simple enough for Justin to understand. Where is the "Belly Insult for Dumyies Gide" when you need it? If it's too hard for Justin to get, then it goes over the head of anyone else on here too. Except maybe for BigMirg. He might get it, and that would be a first for him.
  
  Not a surprise that Justin volunteered to be the initial one screwed by all the guys. Some habits are hard to break. There is a reason that everyone stands behind him. Who better to roast? He already has his dicks in one row under the bed. And he's used to the meat thermometer. The Elephant Graveyard has held fewer bones.
  
  But don't let him fool you about paying for this place. Management at the Huddle pays him to keep all you retards off their site.
• Nate

  Justin is so skinny he uses cherrios as hola hoops.
• mcburg93

  

  SnotBubbles wrote: Now, since it appears everyone on this site wants to slobber on it, I'll move on to Justin's dick.

  Wow didnt know both of you went that way
• power i

  

  
  
  'Nuff said.
• derek bomar

  

  Bob Saget: Have you ever sucked dick for weed?
  Justin: Yes
• SnotBubbles

  Mike Berlon is an actual comic...where is he at on this?
• Websurfinbird

  

  skank wrote: Justin is so queer, he gets out of the shower to pee....(sitting down by the way).

  Um so you are saying you pee in the shower?
  
  Sorry to interrupt the roast. Proceed!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I pee in the shower, so I'm not gay.
• j_crazy

  

  justin makes his own sammiches.
• Apple

  

  j_crazy wrote: justin makes his own sammiches.

  ...and uses wls' special sauce on them.
• Heretic

  

  mcburg93 wrote:

  SnotBubbles wrote: Now, since it appears everyone on this site wants to slobber on it, I'll move on to Justin's dick.

  Wow didnt know both of you went that way

  I did. Justin uses the Mod forum to tell all of us stories about their wild butt sex. As frequently as he posts them, I'm guessing SB moves onto Justin's dick on a near-daily basis.
• Nate

  Those aren't snotbubbles coming out of his nose.
• mtrulz

  Justincredible is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• SnotBubbles

  Hahaha.....wow. Brutal on JUSTIN boys...not justin AND snotbubbles!
• skank

  

  Websurfinbird wrote:

  skank wrote: Justin is so queer, he gets out of the shower to pee....(sitting down by the way).

  Um so you are saying you pee in the shower?
  
  Sorry to interrupt the roast. Proceed!

  You never pissed in the shower? Tell the truth.
  
  Speaekin of showers, fab says Justin loves to take showers....Golden showers that is.
• coyotes22

  

  You know what the difference is between Justin and a Fridge?
  
  A fridge don't fart when you pull the meat out.
• skank

  

  So....Justins banging this chick right? He's halfway done, and he reaches around, and grabs a handful of peter, turns out this ugly chick is a dude. So, after throwing up, he remembers what his parents told him, "Always finish what you started son." So, against his better judgment....