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Would Ya? (I think I'm going to hell for this one...)

  • Trueblue23
    Either way one of em will be getting it in the butt. Poop shoot n boogy style.
  • SnotBubbles
    KR1245;1217307 wrote:Good point. Do we know if they share a vag or do they each have their own?
    One vajayjay. The only thing (on the outside) they have two of is heads. Which means two mouths...which means...well, you can add 2+2.
  • said_aouita
    It could be really fun.
  • Trueblue23
    ccrunner609;1217423 wrote:i dont know......one thing is for sure......they would look like 2 ethiopeans fighting over a chicken leg when you got your **** out
    Or chicken nugget in your case
  • oletiger
    oy
  • password
    If one of them swallows, does they other one start gagging?
  • Cat Food Flambe'
    It also doubles the chances that "she'll not be in the mood.

    Also - should pregancy result - who's going to be the baby momma? Will the other sue for custody?
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    This is a quality thread. You guys are bringing teh lulz.
  • password
    Sex would be great.... imagine both of them moaning and one of them telling you to f*ck her harder and the other one telling you to f*ck her faster. Doesn't get any better than that.
  • chicago510
    Besides the fact they are hideous, this thread is gold. Do they get 1.5 votes in the election? If they live together who is the head of household? So many questions.
  • hoops23
    Which one would S&L snowball first?
  • O-Trap
    "Do her sister" kind of loses its effect, doesn't it?
  • password
    O-Trap;1217486 wrote:"Do her sister" kind of loses its effect, doesn't it?
    Yes it does, but you can still do the mom.
  • O-Trap
    password;1217495 wrote:Yes it does, but you can still do the mom.
    Did the mom of the handicapped girls. Congratulations, the neighborhood now sees you as an ass. LOL!
  • Cat Food Flambe'
    password;1217453 wrote:Sex would be great.... imagine both of them moaning and one of them telling you to f*ck her harder and the other one telling you to f*ck her faster. Doesn't get any better than that.
    Flip side - the one that's =your= gf will be moaning and yelping for more, while the other will be on her cell phone bitching to her best friend "I've had better" and would you please hurry up toso she can go to bed? :D
  • password
    O-Trap;1217500 wrote:Did the mom of the handicapped girls. Congratulations, the neighborhood now sees you as an ass. LOL!
    Better than actually doing the handicapped girls, that would just make you a sick perverted monster.
  • password
    Cat Food Flambe';1217508 wrote:Flip side - the one that's =your= gf will be moaning and yelping for more, while the other will be on her cell phone bitching to her best friend "I've had better" and would you please hurry up toso she can go to bed? :D
    That is when you PIIHB.
  • I Wear Pants
    It's early in it's career but I smell a HOF thread.
  • Mr Miyagi
    If they lose their job or do not have one do they get 2 unemployment or disability checks?

    What if one likes country music and the other rock and roll. Fighting for the car radio rights could get vicious. Do they both have to get a drivers license? Do they both need insurance?

    Do they file their taxes jointly?

    What if one likes the Steelers and the other likes the Browns? The questions I have about this woman (or women) goes on and on.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Mattinctown has done her.
  • O-Trap
    ernest_t_bass;1217548 wrote:Mattinctown has done her.
    Lies.
  • Mr Miyagi
    ernest_t_bass;1217548 wrote:Mattinctown has done her.
    Has he done her or has he done them both?
  • Curly J
    ernest_t_bass;1217548 wrote:Mattinctown has done her.
    Actually they are too intelligent for Mattinctown to do, not to mention too cute for him.
  • said_aouita
    If I shoot my man relish into one of "head A's" eye's, will "head B" feel the burn too?
  • Sykotyk
    said_aouita;1217565 wrote:If I shoot my man relish into one of the "head A's" eye, will "head B" feel the burn too?
    From what I've seen before, where they 'split apart', they tend to be their own sensory organs.

    My question is what is their legal status, are they counted as two or one person? Because if they're counted as two, then the government is condoning only those with brains count as people. I mean, if one head was mounted atop two bodies, despite being more of two people than them, would still only get one vote, one assistance, etc, right?

    And if the government is opening up to "brains == people", that just opens up so many new issues, to me.