Best/Favorite Pick Up Lines?

• ohiobucks1

  

  Mine is:
  
  
  Are you Japanese? Because I'm trying to get into Japanties
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Wanna have hardcore anal sex, then give me a blow job?
  
  Works every time.
• Ironman92

  

  Hey baby your feet must be tired cause you been runnin through my mind ALL day.
  
  Fresh Prince
• chicago510

  

  
• wildcats20

  

  chicago510;1206768 wrote:

  REPS
  
  
  
  
  
  If I could.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Fuck me if I am wrong, but is your name Matilda?
• gerb131

  

  Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
• chicago510

  

  Hey, my cock died, can I bury it in your ass?
• chicago510

  

  Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or do you just have an enormous clitoris?
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
• gerb131

  

  Do you like jewels? My cock is a gem!
• ernest_t_bass

  

  You have huge tits, and I'd like to ejaculate all over them, and then in your mouth. Want a sandwich?
• wildcats20

  

  ernest_t_bass;1206795 wrote:You have huge tots, and I'd like to ejaculate all over them, and then in your mouth. Make me a sammich!

  
  Fify
• Ironman92

  

  Wanna share a skillet?
• wildcats20

  

  "I'm a mod on the OC."
  
  
  Nothing else needs to be said.
• like_that

  

  Motion with your finger for the girl to come over. When she comes over say "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with 2."
• ernest_t_bass

  

  like_that;1206802 wrote:Motion with your finger for the girl to come over. When she comes over say "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my enormous, elephant sized cock."

  
  FIFY
• Belly35

  

  Hi I'm Belly what me to fucking spell it :laugh:
• fan_from_texas

  *looks at girl*
  *looks down at crotch*
  *looks back up at girl*
  *shrugs*
  
  "Well, it's not gonna suck itself . . ."
• THE4RINGZ

  

  You don't want to ride the bus home from school again today, do you?
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Belly35;1206830 wrote:Hi I'm Belly what me to fucking spell it :laugh:

  lol
• rmolin73

  

  You be the iceberg and I'll be the Titanic, and go down on you
• Glassy

  

  "Its not thick, but its short".
  
  Got them laughing every time. Laughter is the key to getting laid.
  
  Unfortunately they later found out I wasnt a liar.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm..."
• hasbeen

  

  Want to get a pizza and fuck? What, you don't like pizza?
  
  My favorite however: walk up to a group of girls and say "which one of y'all ain't got my herpes yet?"