Best/Favorite Pick Up Lines?

• SnotBubbles

  

  
• sleeper

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1207018 wrote:"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm..."

  I've actually seen some guy try to pull this off. The girl was just laughed and walked away.
  
  Women are cruel. It takes some balls for a guy to approach a random woman. At least try to not be such a bitch.
• Rotinaj

  

  Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Will you fuck me in the ass?
• gorocks99

  

  Is your father in jail? Cause if I was your father, I'd be in jail.
  
  Roses are red, violets are blue. We're having sex 'cause I'm stronger than you.
  
  I'm not the most attractive guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  
  I put the STD in stud. All I need is U.
  
  Wanna come back to my place? My couch pulls out, but I don't.
  
  What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  gorocks99;1207248 wrote:Is your father in jail? Cause if I was your father, I'd be in jail.
  
  Roses are red, violets are blue. We're having sex 'cause I'm stronger than you.
  
  I'm not the most attractive guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  
  I put the STD in stud. All I need is U.
  
  Wanna come back to my place? My couch pulls out, but I don't.
  
  What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass.

  
  Lol'd.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Got the second line for when Sleeper talks to a girl at the bar.
  
  Girl: I have a boy friend
  Sleeper: I have 3 goldfish
  Girl: huh?
  Sleeper: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were just listing random shit that doesn't matter.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Commander of Awesome;1207258 wrote:Got the second line for when Sleeper talks to a girl at the bar.
  
  Girl: I have a boy friend
  Sleeper: I have 3 goldfish
  Girl: huh?
  Sleeper: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were just listing random shit that doesn't matter.

  lol i love that line. reps when i can.
• GOONx19

  

  Commander of Awesome;1207258 wrote:Got the second line for when Sleeper talks to a girl at the bar.
  
  Girl: I have a boy friend
  Sleeper: I have 3 goldfish
  Girl: huh?
  Sleeper: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were just listing random shit that doesn't matter.

  Or, "Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score."
• hasbeen

  

  GOONx19;1207538 wrote:Or, "Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score."

  30 No's and 1 Yes, still means yes