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LJ

She came home yesterday and this was on the wall in the living room, she wasn't too thrilled

sleeper

Did you skin that yourself?

LJ

sleeper;1145209 wrote:Did you skin that yourself?

yes

THE4RINGZ

You can always find another wife, but nice deer hides like that are few and far between.

sleeper

LJ;1145210 wrote:yes

I'll go ahead and add "professional animal skinner and interior decorator" to your job list.

Raw Dawgin' it

looks like shit, she's right.

LJ

sleeper;1145214 wrote:I'll go ahead and add "professional animal skinner and interior decorator" to your job list.

I didn't tan it though.

sleeper

LJ;1145216 wrote:I didn't have sex with it though.

Fixed.

LJ

Raw Dawgin' it;1145215 wrote:looks like shit, she's right.

I know, it's going in my man room draped over the safe.

This morning she emailed me "well if it makes you happy the hide on the wall is growing on me"

ROFL

sleeper

LJ;1145220 wrote:I know, it's going in my man room draped over the safe.

This morning she emailed me "well if it makes you happy the hide on the wall is growing on me"

ROFL

Wow, you have an exciting life.

ernest_t_bass

sleeper;1145214 wrote:I'll go ahead and add "professional animal skinner and interior decorator" to your job list.

How does the rest of the list read?

justincredible

I didn't know you lived in a trailer.

Apple

LJ;1145216 wrote:I didn't tan it though.

I don't blame you. That new tanning tax is racist.

LJ

justincredible;1145244 wrote:I didn't know you lived in a trailer.

Double wide, son

thavoice

LJ;1145248 wrote:Double wide, son

..or is it a quarter wide, triple long. Makes ya feel like you are living in a hallway.

justincredible

LJ;1145248 wrote:Double wide, son

Living the high life.

dlazz

I decorated your wifes interior with semen.

sleeper

ernest_t_bass;1145224 wrote:How does the rest of the list read?

Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist

I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.

LJ

sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist

I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.

You already have a thread on this in the basement, please keep your bullshit there. Thanks

ernest_t_bass

sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist

I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.

You forgot "internet forum moderator."

ernest_t_bass

LJ;1145294 wrote:You already have a thread on this in the basement, please keep your bullshit there. Thanks

LJ, you only moderate the politics forum. Please keep your moderatering there. Thanks.

LJ

ernest_t_bass;1145300 wrote:You forgot "internet forum moderator."

ernest_t_bass;1145301 wrote:LJ, you only moderate the politics forum. Please keep your moderatering there. Thanks.

DIAF

LJ

Now, back on topic, the trolling of my wife....

My buddy said to keep it up there out of principle.

"woman, this is a trophy of my providing for this family, you shall respect it as such"

ernest_t_bass

LJ;1145304 wrote:DIAF

DILLIGAF?

Sonofanump

ernest_t_bass;1145301 wrote:LJ, you only moderate the politics forum. Please keep your moderatering there. Thanks.

Lulz.

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