My wife isn't fond of my interior decorating skills

• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  LJ;1145305 wrote:Now, back on topic, the trolling of my wife....
  
  
  My buddy said to keep it up there out of principle.
  
  "woman, this is a trophy of my providing for this family, you shall respect it as such"

  I said the same thing when she asked me if she could get an abortion.
• dlazz

  dlazz;1145274 wrote:I decorated your wifes interior with semen.

  Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.
• thavoice

  dlazz;1145340 wrote:Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.

  Probably because every member of the OC had already accomplished that feat already.
• Heretic

  

  ernest_t_bass;1145307 wrote:DILLIGAF?

  He gives so little of a fuck that he doesn't even give enough of one to actually spell out the acronym.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  dlazz;1145340 wrote:Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.

  Soon as I see one I will comment. Still waiting.
• OneBuckeye

  

  LJ;1145220 wrote:I know, it's going in my man room draped over the safe.
  
  This morning she emailed me "well if it makes you happy dlazz's dick is growing on me"
  
  ROFL

  dlazz;1145340 wrote:Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.

  Commander of Awesome;1145348 wrote:Soon as I see one I will comment. Still waiting.

  I would have went with this dlazz... too bad you went for a sleeper esq burn.
• LJ

  

  thavoice;1145343 wrote:Probably because every member of the OC had already accomplished that feat already.

  
  Ok pussy
• Steel Valley Football

  dlazz;1145340 wrote:Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.

  
  The only burning going on is inside LJ's wife's vag...and itching.
• hoops23

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;1145339 wrote:I said the same thing when she asked me if she could get an abortion.

  Reps
• vball10set

  LJ;1145305 wrote:Now, back on topic, the trolling of my wife....
  
  
  My buddy said to keep it up there out of principle.
  
  "woman, this is a trophy of my providing for this family, you shall respect it as such"

  Me Tarzan, you Jane...gtfo
• LJ

  

  vball10set;1145382 wrote:Me Tarzan, you Jane...gtfo

  
  Why am i not surprised another joke went over your head?
• Tigerfan00

  

  LJ;1145305 wrote:Now, back on topic, the trolling of my wife....
  
  
  My buddy said to keep it up there out of principle.
  
  "woman, this is a trophy of my providing for this family, you shall respect it as such"

  A simple bowling trophy wouldve looked much better.
• Tigerfan00

  

  LJ;1145357 wrote:Ok pussy

  Thats an attack, moderater
• Skyhook79

  

  sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
  Attorney
  Derivatives trader
  Farmer
  Hunter
  Scientist
  Engineer
  Librarian
  Cattle Herder
  Astronaut
  Carpenter
  Car Mechanic
  Grocery store bagger
  Bartender
  Surgeon
  Architect
  Baseball player
  Teacher
  Civil Rights Activist
  
  
  I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.

  Police officer/State Patrol
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  Tigerfan00;1145392 wrote:Thats an attack, moderater

  QQ
• gerb131

  

  I like it. Stroke the furry wall LJ's wife.
• dwccrew

  

  sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
  Attorney
  Derivatives trader
  Farmer
  Hunter
  Scientist
  Engineer
  Librarian
  Cattle Herder
  Astronaut
  Carpenter
  Car Mechanic
  Grocery store bagger
  Bartender
  Surgeon
  Architect
  Baseball player
  Teacher
  Civil Rights Activist
  
  
  I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.

  
  I notice that McDonald's frachise owner is not on that list yet.
• Mr Miyagi

  

  Put these in her van and tell her you are going to bleach the skulls and put them in your man room.
  
  
• THE4RINGZ

  

  
• justincredible

  

  Tigerfan00;1145388 wrote:A simple bowling trophy wouldve looked much better.

  /Mr. 300'd?
• LJ

  

  Mr Miyagi;1145524 wrote:Put these in her van and tell her you are going to bleach the skulls and put them in your man room.
  
  

  That is far beyond my level of redneck
• Mr Miyagi

  

  I thought you have done everything?
• 1_beast

  

  LJ;1145534 wrote:That is far beyond my level of redneck

  Very doubtful
• Curly J

  

  1_beast;1145695 wrote:Very doubtful

  
  Does it take a redneck to know a redneck ???
• 2kool4skool