Well...slipped one past the goalie...

• Con_Alma

  You will have the greatest challenges and the greates rewards of your life with this new chapter. Congratulations.
• enigmaax

  Go4alOngbOmB;1137282 wrote:My wife and I talked about having kids, she went off her pills, said it would be 3 months....that was in December. Now she is 3 weeks late, and took 4 different tests. All came up positive.....I couldn't be happier...but I'm also kinda lost, whats a dude do in this situation.....it is my wife moving to Mexico is NOT an option!

  Pregnant sex = Damn. Yeah.
• I Wear Pants

  Stairs are still a viable option.
• 1_beast

  

  don't forget the paternity test.
  
  You may end up on Jerry Springer.
  
  
  
  Concerned in Ohio
• 1_beast

  

  Oh yeah...Congrats.
• Iliketurtles

  

  Victory in Jesus!
• NNN

  

  Go4alOngbOmB;1137282 wrote:My wife and I talked about having kids, she went off her pills, said it would be 3 months....that was in December. Now she is 3 weeks late, and took 4 different tests. All came up positive.....I couldn't be happier...but I'm also kinda lost, whats a dude do in this situation.....it is my wife moving to Mexico is NOT an option!

  Blow a load in every hole as often as possible. She can't complain; it's for her health and the health of the little bastard.
  
  http://www.momlogic.com/2009/06/is_oral_sex_good_for_your_fetu.php
• Go4alOngbOmB

  

  ^^^^^^^
  
  
  Sir you may have single handed (or double, who knows) have been a savior to me. LOL. She is listening to all her friends who have had kids.....I just forwarded that article to her.....we shall see what happens! HAHA.
  
  And if the kid comes out black.....Ill call Springer 1st thing the next morning! LOL
  
  
  JERRY JERRY JERRY!
• NNN

  

  Go4alOngbOmB;1147669 wrote:And if the kid comes out black.....Ill call Springer 1st thing the next morning! LOL
  
  
  JERRY JERRY JERRY!

  The entire conversation would be, "Jerry, my wife gave birth to a bi-racial baby. Clearly it's not mine. I'm not mad though...he's GONNA BE AN ALL-STAR!!!!!"
• NNN

  

  Go4alOngbOmB;1147669 wrote:^^^^^^^
  
  
  Sir you may have single handed (or double, who knows) have been a savior to me. LOL. She is listening to all her friends who have had kids.....I just forwarded that article to her.....we shall see what happens! HAHA.

  Here's your actual medical study links:
  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10706945
  http://www.ajog.org/article/S0002-9378%2803%2900100-5/abstract
  http://www.ajog.org/article/S0002-9378%2803%2900355-7/abstract
  
  
  
  

  And if the kid comes out black.....Ill call Springer 1st thing the next morning! LOL
  
  
  JERRY JERRY JERRY!

  The entire conversation would be, "Jerry, my wife gave birth to a bi-racial baby. Clearly it's not mine. I'm not mad though...he's GONNA BE AN ALL-STAR!!!!!"
• Go4alOngbOmB

  

  Well, I can only hope he looks Chinese....cause that little SOB could pay for my retirement!