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Have you ever walked in on your parents?

  • chicago510
    No, but one time during my elementary or middle school years upon finding out my mom once attended band camp, I asked her if she played the flute there not knowing the double entendre I was implying. My dad got pissed at me and years later I understood why.
  • Iliketurtles
    Never heard or walked in on my parents. I'm sure I've been over heard by my mom though. I also once almost got caught nailing another dudes wife... thankfully she lived right by a bike trail and I got outta there before he ever saw me.
  • Steel Valley Football
    Not quite as weird but my parents walked in on me and my brother. We all had a good laugh about it. Still do actually as it was this past summer.
  • Big_Mirg_ZHS
    Steel Valley Football;1067180 wrote:Not quite as weird but my parents walked in on me and my brother. We all had a good laugh about it. Still do actually as it was this past summer.
    Um homosexual incest...

    *grabs popcorn while waiting for thread to implode*
  • sleeper
    Steel Valley Football;1067180 wrote:Not quite as weird but my parents walked in on me and my brother. We all had a good laugh about it. Still do actually as it was this past summer.
    LOL wTF?!
  • Fab1b
    My mom and dad's room downstairs growing up didn't have a door to the room. There were a few times when I was young I got the mommy and daddy were just wrestling but once I was old enough to know I just stayed up stairs after bed time!

    One time while I was home on leave from the Navy, my now ex wife was over, and we were in my old bedroom at my parents house. It's probably like 10pm and she is under the covers giving me head when my mom comes through the bedroom door, stops and realizes she doesn't see my chick and says where is Katie to which Katie replies I'm under here. I just started laughing and my mom ran out red faced! Good laughs!
  • like_that
    Steel Valley Football;1067180 wrote:Not quite as weird but my parents walked in on me and my brother. We all had a good laugh about it. Still do actually as it was this past summer.
    lol grammar fail.
  • Fab1b
    Dang SVF dang
  • dwccrew
    justincredible;1066607 wrote:I haven't negged you since January 4th.
    Better get on that then.
    ccrunner609;1066976 wrote:My girlfriend and I were in HS and we just got done banging in the living room one night, she went to the bathroom to clean up and I was laying on the floor with a huge boner.
    Who's was it?
    Steel Valley Football;1067180 wrote:Not quite as weird but my parents walked in on me and my brother. We all had a good laugh about it. Still do actually as it was this past summer.
    You must be from Stark county.
  • dwccrew
    Steel Valley Football;1067180 wrote:Not quite as weird but my parents walked in on me and my brother. We all had a good laugh about it. Still do actually as it was this past summer.
    Trying to figure out if there is some possible auto-correct error here. Nope. Dude fucked his brother.
  • THE4RINGZ
    No.
  • SportsAndLady
    Steel Valley Football;1067180 wrote:Not quite as weird but my parents walked in on me and my brother. We all had a good laugh about it. Still do actually as it was this past summer.
    Your brother sounds like an nazi
  • THE4RINGZ
    SportsAndLady;1067201 wrote:Your brother sounds like an nazi

    Nazi's need love too.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    like_that;1067192 wrote:lol grammar fail.

    Or is it?
  • sjmvsfscs08
    Nope, never. Your father dying when you are ten has a few perks believe it or not haha

    I have, however, been walked in on by my then-girlfriend's dad. He was an ex-football coach and did the stats for the football team, so he's a pretty intense guy. The girlfriend and I had the great idea to, since her parents were home, have sex in the livingroom so we could hear her parents pull in the driveway to alert us. He apparently pulled in as I was pulling out (heyooh!) and we didn't hear him at all. We just heard the doorknob turn to which I BOOKED IT down the hallway into the bathroom. I flushed the condom and had my jeans in hand, to which I just hear some groceries being put in the counter and the dog being let out and I think to myself "why aren't I dead yet? Did we both make it out of the room in time?"

    No. The girlfriend wants down the hallway and says "hey sooo he wants to talk to us." I'm like "ehhhh I think opening the window and sprinting away sounds like it would be better for my health." So we walk int othe livingroom, and he's just standing there, she sits on the couch and I stand leaning against the wall..in case I have to make any quick decisions haha

    He turns the tv off, puts the remote on the tv, looks at us and says, "ehhh, I was 18 too. I get it. You guys have beening for a long time, and this is a phase, college is around the corner and we know there's a stage after that" yadda yadda yadda "Erin, your mom was 18 too, I was 18 once and I know what it's like, hell Tobias your mom was 18 too once." I struggled holding in my laughter. "So I'm not gunna tell my wife, but come on let's be a little more discrete about this..."

    And that was it. haha he loved me and really wanted me to marry his daughter and could not have been more cool about it, but I was pretty sure I was going to die.
  • sjmvsfscs08
    DeadliestWarrior34;1067210 wrote:Or is it?
    lulz
  • Steel Valley Football
    Thought that might get this thread fired up a bit. ;)
  • Devils Advocate
    ccrunner609;1066976 wrote:My girlfriend and I were in HS and we just got done banging in the living room one night........the girl just wanted to die right there.
    Did not fix.... Your words.
  • jmog
    Never caught my parents, worst thing I ever saw was I was a teenager (high school maybe) and I walked into their bedroom in the morning one time and my mom was topless asleep on the bed.

    I just eased my way out hoping they didn't hear me. They did and my dad had a conversation about knocking with me...trust me, he didn't have to have that conversation, I was devastated enough.


    When my wife and I first got married my parents were great about calling and at least saying "hey, we are on our way over". It was their way of not walking in on us.

    My wife's parents however, not so much. There have been a few times they have came to the door in the middle of us doing it in the bedroom. The race to get clothes on and get to the door is hilarious, but they have never actually caught us yet.
  • Fab1b
    jmog;1067532 wrote:Never caught my parents, worst thing I ever saw was I was a teenager (high school maybe) and I walked into their bedroom in the morning one time and my mom was topless asleep on the bed.

    I just eased my way out hoping they didn't hear me. They did and my dad had a conversation about knocking with me...trust me, he didn't have to have that conversation, I was devastated enough.


    When my wife and I first got married my parents were great about calling and at least saying "hey, we are on our way over". It was their way of not walking in on us.

    My wife's parents however, not so much. There have been a few times they have came to the door in the middle of us doing it in the bedroom. The race to get clothes on and get to the door is hilarious, but they have never actually caught us yet.

    Well if her parents are showing up unexpected then they get what they get IMO!
  • said_aouita
    609's parents had him hold the camera. He wont admit to taking part....
  • Mister Twister
    Never caught the parents going at it. However, there used to be an adult drive-in theater on US23 just north of Columbus. My wife and I, fairly newly married, decided to go and check it out on evening. As we were driving in and looking for a spot to park, I noticed a familiar vehicle. It was my parents. Needless to say, we did not park near them. Years later, I told my dad about it. He just shrugged his shoulders, and we had a laugh about it.
  • jmog
    Fab1b;1067539 wrote:Well if her parents are showing up unexpected then they get what they get IMO!
    We agree, that is exactly why my parents have said they always call first. They said they don't want to walk in on something they don't want to see.

    With 3 kids now it is much better as we obviously are not running around naked at all times of the day like before kids. So the in laws stopping by and interupting anything hasn't happened in quite a few years.
  • sleeper
    I've been walked in on many times. Doesn't bother me, I don't even close the door half the time.
  • FatHobbit
    sleeper;1067595 wrote:I've been walked in on many times. Doesn't bother me, I don't even close the door half the time.