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Have you ever walked in on your parents?

  • justincredible
    On the flip side, have your parents ever caught/walked in on you having sex?
  • SnotBubbles
    justincredible;1066607 wrote:I haven't negged you since January 4th.
    Thank you.

    You infractioned me on 1/13 though.
  • SnotBubbles
    justincredible;1066610 wrote:On the flip side, have your parents ever caught/walked in on you having sex?
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    Yes. My mom walked in on my wife (girlfriend at the time) and I fucking on the couch. We were in the back family room (I still lived at home at the time), thankfully under blanket. She had been asleep but woke up hungry I guess and had a bag of popcorn and sat down in the recliner and started watching TV. I pulled out and we both slowly inched up our pants under the blankets until they were up. She ate the whole fucking bag of popcorn and was in the room for like an hour.
  • Thinthickbigred
    OneBuckeye;1066169 wrote:Or heard them going at it? This girl did and wanted to be sent to a childrens home.

    Also for the people with kids, have your kids walked in on you?

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/01/25/florida-teen-calls-police-to-report-mom-having-sex/
    the mother is a slut and the daughter is stupid too . Let the daughter go to a shelter. the mother wasnt with father it was boyfriend so it was disrespectful . What we have here is trailor trash
  • gorocks99
    Thinthickbigred;1066620 wrote:the mother is a slut and the daughter is stupid too . Let the daughter go to a shelter. the mother wasnt with father it was boyfriend so it was disrespectful . What we have here is trailor trash
    wat
  • Early Cuyler
    Thinthickbigred;1066620 wrote:the mother is a slut and the daughter is stupid too . Let the daughter go to a shelter. the mother wasnt with father it was boyfriend so it was disrespectful . What we have here is trailor trash
    OH THE IRONY
  • SnotBubbles
    gorocks99;1066625 wrote:wat
    trailor trash, dumbass. What don't you understand? :)
  • gorocks99
    SnotBubbles;1066631 wrote:trailor trash, dumbass. What don't you understand? :)
    Quantum physics, and magnets.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    justincredible;1066610 wrote:On the flip side, have your parents ever caught/walked in on you having sex?
    Multiple times.
  • Commander of Awesome
    justincredible;1066610 wrote:On the flip side, have your parents ever caught/walked in on you having sex?
    Happened to you I take it?
  • Heretic
    Thinthickbigred;1066620 wrote:the mother is a slut and the daughter is stupid too . Let the daughter go to a shelter. the mother wasnt with father it was boyfriend so it was disrespectful . What we have here is trailor trash
    Ah, damn neighbors keeping you awake with their quarrels. I understand.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Raw Dawgin' it;1066652 wrote:Multiple times.
    Same with Non and Rocks, except they were caught beating it to photos of Pittsburgh athletes.
  • hasbeen
    justincredible;1066610 wrote:On the flip side, have your parents ever caught/walked in on you having sex?
    Never knowingly, but I'm sure they have.
    Thinthickbigred;1066620 wrote:the mother is a slut and the daughter is stupid too . Let the daughter go to a shelter. the mother wasnt with father it was boyfriend so it was disrespectful . What we have here is trailor trash

    You're stupid.
  • justincredible
    Commander of Awesome;1066653 wrote:Happened to you I take it?
    It has not.
  • xKoToVxSyNdRoMe
    Thinthickbigred;1066620 wrote:the mother is a slut and the daughter is stupid too . Let the daughter go to a shelter. the mother wasnt with father it was boyfriend so it was disrespectful . What we have here is trailor trash
    Reminds you of family reunions I bet
  • ernest_t_bass
    SnotBubbles;1066347 wrote:I came home early from a friends house when I was probably about 10. My parents converted the family room into their bedroom (right off of the front door/living room) and only had a curtain rod and curtain over the opening for a door. I swung it open and said "mom, dad...I'm home." I remember it vividly and it scarred me. She had a red nightie on, folded over to the side...dad was on top going to town. I went out on the front porch and just sat there staring at the street....until they came and got me (like 15 minutes later).

    On another note...when I was like 19 I caught my dad jacking off. I watched WWF back then (my dad was really into it). I was in the front room watching it and I kept seeing my dad down the back hallway popping his head out and watching bits and pieces. Something awesome happened and I yelled for my dad. He didn't come out so I went down the hallway to his bedroom and opened the door to find his hands pop up nervously and the tip of his fully erect cock sticking out of the top band of his underwear. He yelled "wha..wha...what?!?!" I just walked out and went back to the TV. I've told the story to some people in front of him before and he just laughs along...never denies he was beating off.
    LOL. It's even funnier when you know his parents.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Tiernan;1066359 wrote:My daughter from first marriage walked in on me and a GF when she was about 13. Of course told her mom and I had to listen to a bitch fest afterwards.
    Your daughter and ex-wife were probably wondering what the hell you were doing with a 13 year old.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Walked in on my parents when I was five.

    Have a buddy who got walked in on when he was in HS. His GF sprinted for the bathroom, and he said he just sat there on the bed with a hard-on and a big smile on his face, while the dad just stared at him.
  • SnotBubbles
    ernest_t_bass;1066731 wrote:Walked in on my parents when I was five.

    Have a buddy who got walked in on when he was in HS. His GF sprinted for the bathroom, and he said he just sat there on the bed with a hard-on and a big smile on his face, while the dad just stared at him.
    LOL. Who was this? Initials?
  • ernest_t_bass
    SnotBubbles;1066741 wrote:LOL. Who was this? Initials?
    JMc and AH
  • said_aouita
    Mommy has me hold the camera when daddy deserves a spanking and we upload to facespace and mybook.
  • DeadliestWarrior34
    SnotBubbles;1066347 wrote:I came home early from a friends house when I was probably about 10. My parents converted the family room into their bedroom (right off of the front door/living room) and only had a curtain rod and curtain over the opening for a door. I swung it open and said "mom, dad...I'm home." I remember it vividly and it scarred me. She had a red nightie on, folded over to the side...dad was on top going to town. I went out on the front porch and just sat there staring at the street....until they came and got me (like 15 minutes later).
    Lol. They finished before they came out and got you?
  • gerb131
    Yea they were loud.
  • Fab4Runner
    I have heard my mom and stepdad, but never walked in on them. I haven't heard nor seen my dad and stepmom. That makes me very happy.
  • Curly J
    SnotBubbles;1066741 wrote:LOL. Who was this? Initials?
    Sounds more like MH.