Stocking stuffers

• power i

  

  What, as 'men', do you guys think are good things to get in your stocking? I come up with the same ol' crap every year and need some suggestions. My basics are scratch off's, jerky, toothbrushes, gum and candy. And small bottles of crown if the receivers are of age.
• ytownfootball

  

  razor blades
• ytownfootball

  

  razor blades, and a remote holster
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Porn
• ytownfootball

  

  sporting events tickets, ammunition
• password

  

  A Hall Pass.
• LJ

  

  power i;1024974 wrote:What, as 'men', do you guys think are good things to get in your stocking? I come up with the same ol' crap every year and need some suggestions. My basics are scratch off's, jerky, toothbrushes, gum and candy. And small bottles of crown if the receivers are of age.

  So are you saying that you aren't ready for Christmas?
• power i

  

  THE4RINGZ;1024978 wrote:Porn

  Would work for my husband, but might be a little awkward when my sons and daughter's bf pull it out. And we try to keep it away from the 15 year old. I'm sure he finds a way to get his own.
• LJ

  

  

  power i;1024989 wrote: but might be a little awkward when my sons and daughter's bf pull it out.

  
• ytownfootball

  

  power i;1024989 wrote:Would work for my husband

  Here's your sign
• DeyDurkie5

  

  pot
• power i

  

  LJ;1024986 wrote:So are you saying that you aren't ready for Christmas?

  Very funny. I'm just about ready. Few more stocking stuffers and the liquor store and I'm good to go. You know, I could always cut out my trip to CVS, go to the liquor store and put jello shots in their stockings. God, I'm good.
• power i

  

  DeyDurkie5;1024993 wrote:pot

  Daughter's bf is a cop. That could get awkward also.
  
  LJ, pull the PORN out of their STOCKINGS.
  
  I should have known better. :rolleyes:
• LJ

  

  power i;1024995 wrote:Daughter's bf is a cop. That could get awkward also.
  

  Mia, I'm a cop
• DeyDurkie5

  

  power i;1024995 wrote:Daughter's bf is a cop. That could get awkward also.
  
  LJ, pull the PORN out of their STOCKINGS.
  
  I should have known better. :rolleyes:

  don't put it in the stockings, pull it out late night for you and your hubby. DUH
• thavoice

  Nothing.
  
  Seriously, nothing.
  
  I ask for NOTHING becuase, to be honest, I dont care to have the wife use my money to go buy something for myself. Seems a bit counterproductive. "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"
  
  Would rather $$ go toward other stuff.
  
  If ya REALLY wanna excite the husband with stuff in his stocking.........give him a list of PAID bills/invoices that you just sent out using YOUR OWN bank account instead of draining his and allowing yours to fill up nicely
• Belly35

  

  Wife also get me a few boxes of Ammo
  
  Little heavy stocking but I put a bigger hook on the fire place
  
  Kids get me a few Quick lub oil change gift cards
• Devils Advocate

  

  
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  thavoice;1025007 wrote:Nothing.
  
  Seriously, nothing.
  
  I ask for NOTHING becuase, to be honest, I dont care to have the wife use my money to go buy something for myself. Seems a bit counterproductive. "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"
  
  Would rather $$ go toward other stuff.
  
  If ya REALLY wanna excite the husband with stuff in his stocking.........give him a list of PAID bills/invoices that you just sent out using YOUR OWN bank account instead of draining his and allowing yours to fill up nicely

  This thread is about stuff to put in stockings, not a thread to bitch about your wife.
• Devils Advocate

  

  thavoice;1025007 wrote: "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"
  

  Actually, the power tool was for her.... probably 2 cycle.
  
  
  
  
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• Ironman92

  

  Little tight on the balls.
• thavoice

  DeadliestWarrior34;1025026 wrote:This thread is about stuff to put in stockings, not a thread to bitch about your wife.

  Just saying if she really wants to make the husband happy then pay the bills for him that month. No gift will be more appreciated ever.
• thavoice

  Devils Advocate;1025021 wrote:

  I dildo carrier?
• ytownfootball

  

  thavoice;1025038 wrote:I dildo carrier?

  Devils Advocate;1025021 wrote:

  
  
  Nope...Uma's missing mitten
  
  
• power i

  

  I work and pay half the bills anyway. I buy my husband gifts with money I earned. thavoice, I think you need to kick your wife in the ass and tell her to get a job. Or get a new wife.