Stocking stuffers

• hasbeen

  

  thavoice;1025035 wrote:Just saying if she really wants to make the husband happy then pay the bills for him that month. No gift will be more appreciated ever.

  
  Or maybe she has a good marriage and all bill paying they do together?
  
  Not everyone has a shitty marriage. Again, not a thread for you to bitch.
  
  As for stocking stuffers, my family never does them so I have no suggestions. Hope this help.
  
  If the guys play xbox, xbox live monthly passes. The girls you could get directions back to the kitchen!
• DeyDurkie5

  

  who the fuck gives the advice of giving nothing? are you that retarded voice?
• power i

  

  Directions to the kitchen, made me choke on my chicken. Literally. General Tso's for lunch today.
  
  I should have known this would go bad, fast.
• thavoice

  SOrry powerI.
  
  I shouldnt allow my own issues cloud this wondeful thread.
  
  SCratch off lottery tickets are good, but dont get those fake winner ones!!!
• Devils Advocate

  

  power i;1025078 wrote:Directions to the kitchen, made me choke on my chicken.

  Wow... me too! I thought this was incredibly HOT!!!!!.
• hasbeen

  

  power i;1025078 wrote:Directions to the kitchen, made me choke on my chicken. Literally. General Tso's for lunch today.
  
  I should have known this would go bad, fast.

  
  I'm not responsible for choking. Don't die.
• drarby

  

  I'd like Derek Jeter in my stocking.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  drarby;1025128 wrote:I'd like Derek Jeter in my stocking.

  That's exactly what my Wes said.
• Mulva

  

  A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
  
  /Hedberg'd
• sportchampps

  i always enjoy a couple movie tickets in the stocking and the promise i can pick the movie without complaints
• Sonofanump

  power i;1024989 wrote:but might be a little awkward when my sons and daughter's bf pull it out.

  [video=youtube;EYlDbv7MqE8][/video]
• dwccrew

  

  thavoice;1025007 wrote:Nothing.
  
  Seriously, nothing.
  
  I ask for NOTHING becuase, to be honest, I dont care to have the wife use my money to go buy something for myself. Seems a bit counterproductive. "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"
  
  Would rather $$ go toward other stuff.
  
  If ya REALLY wanna excite the husband with stuff in his stocking.........give him a list of PAID bills/invoices that you just sent out using YOUR OWN bank account instead of draining his and allowing yours to fill up nicely

  Have her buy you a gun to shoot yourself with. Make sure you shoot her first that way no other loser marries her and gets on the OC to bitch about the bitch.
  

  power i;1024989 wrote: and daughter's bf pull it out.

  I very much doubt he ever pulls out.
• Scarlet_Buckeye

  

  movie tickets
  cologne
• darbypitcher22

  

  Normally end up with some candy in the stocking along with most of my gift cards...
• ernest_t_bass

  

  darbypitcher22;1025482 wrote:Normally end up with some candy in the stocking along with most of my gift cards...

  
  I bet no one ever gets you condoms!
• fortfan

  An orange. I think I always got an orange in my stocking.
• said_aouita

  

  power i;1024989 wrote:Would work for my husband, but might be a little awkward when my sons and daughter's bf pull it out.

  You made it sound like they all pull out their wieners together in some circle jerk.
• HitsRus

  

  gas cards are good..golf gift certificates....sporting event tix
• Go4alOngbOmB

  

  Devils Advocate;1025021 wrote:

  
  Man that SNUGGIE company is REALLY getting desperate. Like the awkward white people fake dancing wasn't enough..now THIS?