If one more person asks me...

• power i

  

  ..."are you ready for Christmas?" I just may shoot them.
• gorocks99

  

  Are you ready for Festivus?
• ytownfootball

  

  I'm not ready either. Don't be mad.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  power i;1015586 wrote:..."are you ready for Christmas?" I just may shoot them.

  Are you ready for anal sex?
• THE4RINGZ

  

  We are actually due to be finished with our shopping,, etc. ahead of schedule this year. It is a goood feeling.
• SnotBubbles

  

  ernest_t_bass;1015629 wrote:Are you ready for anal sex?

  You really, really hate vaginas....don't you?
• power i

  

  ^^Lol.
  
  I'm not mad because I'm not ready. (Which I'm not). It's just that every person I see asks me. I bet 50 people asked me yesterday. Do they really care if I'm ready or not? Next time someone asks me, I'm telling them no, I'm not ready, but here is my list so you can go finish up for me.
• se-alum

  

  power i;1015586 wrote:..."are you ready for Christmas?" I just may shoot them.

  It takes the place of "how 'bout this weather" as a conversation starter this time of year.
• LJ

  

  So...
  
  
  are you ready for Christmas?
• power i

  

  LJ, I know where Blacklick is and I do have a gun and know how to use it.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Haven't done any shopping yet. Gonna be a flurry of activity this first week back home.
• sleeper

  

  I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Jesus or any of that hogwash. When people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I say "I'm celebrating XMAS this year" and emphasize the 'X'.
• Sonofanump

  
• LJ

  

  sleeper;1015732 wrote:I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Jesus or any of that hogwash. When people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I say "I'm celebrating XMAS this year" and emphasize the 'X'.

  Wow, you are so fucking cool.
  
  Please, teach us all to be as cool as you
• Tiernan

  sleeper;1015732 wrote:I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Jesus or any of that hogwash. When people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I say "I'm celebrating XMAS this year" and emphasize the 'X'.

  Your kids must be the most tormented kids in school.
• gorocks99

  

  sleeper;1015732 wrote:I don't celebrate Christmas because I don't believe in Jesus or any of that hogwash. When people ask me if I'm ready for Christmas, I say "I'm celebrating XMAS this year" and emphasize the 'X'.

  Should be celebrating the birth of Mithra. Duh. Mithramas.
• sleeper

  

  Tiernan;1015764 wrote:Your kids must be the most tormented kids in school.

  I don't have kids. Enjoy!
• sleeper

  

  LJ;1015763 wrote:Wow, you are so ****ing cool.
  
  Please, teach us all to be as cool as you

  Haters gon' hate bro. The sooner we get rid of Christmas, the sooner this country can return to sanity.
• LJ

  

  sleeper;1015783 wrote:Haters gon' hate bro. The sooner we get rid of Christmas, the sooner this country can return to sanity.

  Yes! Let's infringe on the rights of private citizens and companies to practice and celebrate their own religions!!!
  
  Sounds like a great idea :rolleyes:
• sleeper

  

  LJ;1015784 wrote:Yes! Let's infringe on the rights of private citizens and companies to practice and celebrate their own religions!!!
  
  Sounds like a great idea :rolleyes:

  Religion is a joke and an intellectual sinkhole. When people stop making decisions based on religion, this country can use logic and reason to solve our problems rather than just praying for it.
• 4cards

  

  power i;1015586 wrote:..."are you ready for Christmas?" I just may shoot them.

  ...I feel your pain power i, it must be the same aholes that when they're asked how they are on a Friday, their reply is either TGIF or "Hey it's Friday".
  
  Anyway since you didn't answer are you ready for anal sex?
• LJ

  

  sleeper;1015787 wrote:Religion is a joke and an intellectual sinkhole. When people stop making decisions based on religion, this country can use logic and reason to solve our problems rather than just praying for it.

  that's your opinion, and people are just as entitled to theirs are you are yours.
  
  I swear some atheists are just as bad as evangelicals
• LJ

  

  4cards;1015788 wrote:...I feel your pain power i, it must be the same aholes that when they're asked how they are on a Friday, their reply is either TGIF or "Hey it's Friday".
  

  My dad emails me every freaking friday morning... (by morning, I mean 11am when he gets up)
  
  "HEY HEY HEY TGIF!!!"
  
  Yes, thanks dad. I know it is Friday.
• martyirish

  

  Hey Power i
  
  "Are you ready for Christmas?"
• power i

  

  Sonofanump;1015743 wrote:

  What a cute puppy! We should all vote for him!!!!!!!!