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Future in-laws already not sitting well with me

  • justincredible
    ernest_t_bass;1014437 wrote:I'll rep you if you can show me, but where do you get the fat slob part?
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    like_that;1014322 wrote:Zwick in a couple of years.

    Maybe in a couple years you want have to pay to have sex? Well.. besides with COA of course.

    We're all hoping it will make you a lot less bitter of a person.
  • ernest_t_bass
    justincredible;1014485 wrote:

    Lol
  • like_that
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1014515 wrote:Maybe in a couple years you want have to pay to have sex? Well.. besides with COA of course.

    We're all hoping it will make you a lot less bitter of a person.
    lol the good ol "at least i have a gf/wife" post patented by SQ. If it ever came down to that, at least the woman I am banging won't be making more than me.
  • justincredible
    I wish my wife made more than me.
  • thavoice
    justincredible;1014485 wrote:
    Dude must be a fuckin giant. Makes that football look like a little play toy.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    like_that;1014536 wrote:lol the good ol "at least i have a gf/wife" post patented by SQ. If it ever came down to that, at least the woman I am banging won't be making more than me.
    I know COA is a ginger, but I didn't know COA was a woman. Would explain why her posts sound like she's on the rag.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    justincredible;1014561 wrote:I wish my wife made more than me.
    Your welfare check is more than your wifes?

    /sleeper'd
  • Commander of Awesome
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1014564 wrote:I know COA is a ginger,
    You do?
  • justincredible
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1014566 wrote:Your welfare check is more than your wifes?

    /sleeper'd
    Yes.

    She's a prostitute. A very bad prostitute.
  • Sonofanump
    Not too many guys have midget fetishes.
  • justincredible
    Sonofanump;1014578 wrote:Not too many guys have midget fetishes.
    I might be the only one.
  • Sonofanump
  • like_that
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1014564 wrote:I know COA is a ginger, but I didn't know COA was a woman. Would explain why her posts sound like she's on the rag.
    I was referring to your comment about paying a woman for sex. Even your own posts go over your head. lol at you being insecure that you have to bring up sex life on an anonymous message board. Since you are already the bitch in the relationship/future marriage, you most likely won't be getting laid once you make your vows. Should be interesting to see what you post about yourself after that.

    Cue your failsponse referring to COA.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    like_that;1014675 wrote:I was referring to your comment about paying a woman for sex. Even your own posts go over your head. lol at you being insecure that you have to bring up sex life on an anonymous message board. Since you are already the bitch in the relationship/future marriage, you most likely won't be getting laid once you make your vows. Should be interesting to see what you post about yourself after that.

    Cue your failsponse referring to COA.
    It obviously went over your head since the only person who you're bangin is your "partner" COA. I'll provide cliff notes for you from now on. If they get too difficult, let me know.
  • like_that
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1014680 wrote:It obviously went over your head since the only person who you're bangin is your "partner" COA. I'll provide cliff notes for you from now on. If they get too difficult, let me know.
    I know what you were referring to smh, and my posts continue to go over your head. Please get your masters like your fiance so we can be on the same level. It must be stressful for her to communicate with a moron everday. I am sure she purposely doesn't introduce you to certain friends, as she already lied to them about being engaged to a real man.
  • Steel Valley Football
    justincredible;1014485 wrote:

    Based on the OC retard rule, this guy should have a giant cock.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    like_that;1014684 wrote:I know what you were referring to smh, and my posts continue to go over your head. Please get your masters like your fiance so we can be on the same level. It must be stressful for her to communicate with a moron everday. I am sure she purposely doesn't introduce you to certain friends, as she already lied to them about being engaged to a real man.
    Yes, so many masters prepared students spend all day trolling websites. I'd trust Sleepers accuracy in posts about his career before I believed a word that came out of your mouth.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Steel Valley Football;1014692 wrote:Based on the OC retard rule, this guy should have a giant cock.

    Haha. Horse cock. Miniature horse
  • like_that
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1014698 wrote:Yes, so many masters prepared students spend all day trolling websites. I'd trust Sleepers accuracy in posts about his career before I believed a word that came out of your mouth.
    Believe what you want. I don't need to post "hey look at me threads!" to prove my self worth and help my security issues, because my master (i am implying you are your wife's bitch, i know that probably went over your head) makes a lot more than me.

    Note: I know am speaking in first person in the above paragraph, but if you can possibly think outside the box, you will realize i am not speaking about myself! Just wanted to help you out there little guy. I know it's tough for you.
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    like_that;1014712 wrote:Believe what you want. I don't need to post "hey look at me threads!" to prove my self worth and help my security issues, because my master (i am implying you are your wife's bitch, i know that probably went over your head) makes a lot more than me.

    Note: I know am speaking in first person in the above paragraph, but if you can possibly think outside the box, you will realize i am not speaking about myself! Just wanted to help you out there little guy. I know it's tough for you.
    You don't have to post "look at me threads"... you post "look at me!" in every one of mine..

    lol @ homey BEGGIN for my attention lol.
  • like_that
    ZWICK 4 PREZ;1014724 wrote:You don't have to post "look at me threads"... you post "look at me!" in every one of mine..

    lol @ homey BEGGIN for my attention lol.
    lol how ironic at the bolded part. Your fiance must just shake her head in disgust when she tries to have an intellectual debate with you. I wonder what her motive was to saying yes to your proposal... Maybe she was just as insecure as you, and needed somebody to look down upon the rest of her life?
  • ZWICK 4 PREZ
    like_that;1014728 wrote:lol how ironic at the bolded part. Your fiance must just shake her head in disgust when she tries to have an intellectual debate with you. I wonder what her motive was to saying yes to your proposal... Maybe she was just as insecure as you, and needed somebody to look down upon the rest of her life?
    #StaySwingin
  • dwccrew
    justincredible;1014572 wrote:Yes.

    She's a prostitute. A very bad prostitute.
    I know, she always refuses me services. You better tell her what's up.
    ernest_t_bass;1014700 wrote:Haha. Horse cock. Miniature horse
    That's still a pretty big dick. Trust me, I had to find out the hard way.
  • Fly4Fun
    ernest_t_bass;1014700 wrote:Haha. Horse cock. Miniature horse
    dwccrew;1014851 wrote: That's still a pretty big dick. Trust me, I had to find out the hard way.
    Oh, really?