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Future in-laws already not sitting well with me

  • Heretic
    Belly35;1013582 wrote:Do you want me to make arrangement so he can use the control with his thumbs? Need picture and address bring down to Jimmy's :D

    If this asshole mom is around 59-60 years old I most likely dated her. :D I would be in your best interest not to mention you know me:D ... Oh wait you don't:)
    This would just be a great conclusion to this story — finding out the mom get boned by Belly back in the day. That in itself might become the greatest moment in site history!
  • Belly35
    Heretic;1013624 wrote:This would just be a great conclusion to this story — finding out the mom get boned by Belly back in the day. That in itself might become the greatest moment in site history!
    I used the term "dated" as a general expression :D

    Back in the day they all like the bad guys they just did want anyone to know about it..
  • Tiernan
    We've seen the pics Belly...when you went to Nam you were a skinny ass beanpole. The only ass you got back then was bought and paid for at L'ambelles in Saigon (I know you know the place;)
  • Belly35
    Tiernan;1013712 wrote:We've seen the pics Belly...when you went to Nam you were a skinny ass beanpole. The only ass you got back then was bought and paid for at L'ambelles in Saigon (I know you know the place;)
    That pic was a 19 year old, 140 pound, six month in country living on c-ration, hard core grunt on his first stand down in Chu Chi. When I arrived in country after AIT I was 160 pound and thought I was in great shape... :D

    Saigon Oh! Saigon :) boom boom
  • hasbeen
    Something along the same lines happened with my girlfriend.

    My GF's brother-in-law during breakfast told my GF that she owed him $15 for some toy. He said that Skylar(GF's beagle) chewed it up. So he goes on and on about how she owes him $15. My GF hates him and starts arguing with him. I come over later in the day and tell him that he and his daughter don't live in the house, the dog does. If you leave a toy on the ground, a dog will chew on it. It was his own damn fault for being lazy and not picking up his daughters toys. He wasn't happy, but he left it alone.

    My GF's family is pretty fucked up too, Zwick.
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    Hope this helps.
  • thavoice
    One thing ya gotta look at is her mother, because that will be your wife in about 30 years.

    Ugh.

    and I thought I couldnt get any more depressed.

    I see why my wife is so messed up. Her family is all whacko'd. Just one normal person of the bit. It really is bad becuase she doesnt know what a true family structure should be. She has been brough up with bitching, fighting, hating, arguments, talking behind ones backs and genuinely not liking one another so when she sees my family where we all get along together, all very secure in life and jobs, and are ffriendly and actually ENJOY spending time together she just cannot comprehend it.

    In a way it truly is sad. Have to admit my family members are some of my best friends ever and she hates that with a passion. She cannot understand it becuase she hates the rest of her family.
  • THE4RINGZ
    My wife will never have as big a rack as her mom.
  • friendfromlowry
    thavoice;1013879 wrote:One thing ya gotta look at is her mother, because that will be your wife in about 30 years.

    Ugh.

    and I thought I couldnt get any more depressed.

    I see why my wife is so messed up. Her family is all whacko'd. Just one normal person of the bit. It really is bad becuase she doesnt know what a true family structure should be. She has been brough up with bitching, fighting, hating, arguments, talking behind ones backs and genuinely not liking one another so when she sees my family where we all get along together, all very secure in life and jobs, and are ffriendly and actually ENJOY spending time together she just cannot comprehend it.

    In a way it truly is sad. Have to admit my family members are some of my best friends ever and she hates that with a passion. She cannot understand it becuase she hates the rest of her family.
    Your input doesn't count because you don't have any balls.
  • hasbeen
    friendfromlowry;1014208 wrote:Your input doesn't count because you don't have any balls.

    Truest statement I've read in a while.
  • dwccrew
    thavoice;1013879 wrote:One thing ya gotta look at is her mother, because that will be your wife in about 30 years.

    Ugh.

    and I thought I couldnt get any more depressed.

    I see why my wife is so messed up. Her family is all whacko'd. Just one normal person of the bit. It really is bad becuase she doesnt know what a true family structure should be. She has been brough up with bitching, fighting, hating, arguments, talking behind ones backs and genuinely not liking one another so when she sees my family where we all get along together, all very secure in life and jobs, and are ffriendly and actually ENJOY spending time together she just cannot comprehend it.

    In a way it truly is sad. Have to admit my family members are some of my best friends ever and she hates that with a passion. She cannot understand it becuase she hates the rest of her family.
    Damn, you are so sad.
  • like_that
    thavoice;1013879 wrote:One thing ya gotta look at is her mother, because that will be your wife in about 30 years.

    Ugh.

    and I thought I couldnt get any more depressed.

    I see why my wife is so messed up. Her family is all whacko'd. Just one normal person of the bit. It really is bad becuase she doesnt know what a true family structure should be. She has been brough up with bitching, fighting, hating, arguments, talking behind ones backs and genuinely not liking one another so when she sees my family where we all get along together, all very secure in life and jobs, and are ffriendly and actually ENJOY spending time together she just cannot comprehend it.

    In a way it truly is sad. Have to admit my family members are some of my best friends ever and she hates that with a passion. She cannot understand it becuase she hates the rest of her family.
    Zwick in a couple of years.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Commander of Awesome;1013087 wrote:I'm a ginger? Nice to know that you're reaching for hair color as a comeback (lol). Glad to see you have nothing, just admit your fail and move along.

    Seriously, though. Who wants to be, or even be around, a ginger.
  • Sonofanump
    THE4RINGZ;1013896 wrote:My wife will never have as big a rack as her mom.
    I don't have that problem. HTH.
  • Commander of Awesome
    ernest_t_bass;1014342 wrote:Seriously, though. Who wants to be, or even be around, a ginger.
    Not sure. Seriously, though. Who wants to be, or even around, a fat slob who can't drink and is always sick.
  • like_that
    Commander of Awesome;1014417 wrote:Not sure. Seriously, though. Who wants to be, or even around, a fat slob who can't drink and is always sick.
    Not me. It's a shame the kids he teaches are forced to be around him everyday.
  • Commander of Awesome
    like_that;1014419 wrote:Not me. It's a shame the kids he teaches are forced to be around him everyday.
    Pretty sad that a teacher mocks and makes fun of handicapped kids. I guess in the Toledo area this is acceptable.
  • like_that
    Commander of Awesome;1014421 wrote:Pretty sad that a teacher mocks and makes fun of handicapped kids. I guess in the Toledo area this is acceptable.
    Cue etfail's boyfriend snot coming to the rescue with a fail of his own. I am sure it will be a fail gif.
  • ernest_t_bass
    I work with retards.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Nice pwn's, guyssth.

    /ETFail
  • ernest_t_bass
    Commander of Awesome;1014417 wrote:Not sure. Seriously, though. Who wants to be, or even around, a fat slob who can't drink and is always sick.

    I'll rep you if you can show me, but where do you get the fat slob part?
  • Commander of Awesome
    like_that;1014428 wrote:Cue etfail's boyfriend snot coming to the rescue with a fail of his own. I am sure it will be a fail gif.
    Oh no doubt, that's his go to fail. I'm also waiting for ETFail's comment about how's not a total fat slob.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Commander of Awesome;1014439 wrote:Oh no doubt, that's his go to fail. I'm also waiting for ETFail's comment about how's not a total fat slob.

    See above.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Oh nevermind, didn't even have to wait.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Commander of Awesome;1014442 wrote:Oh nevermind, didn't even have to wait.

    Burden of proof is on you.

    /ender