Tiger Woods text messages released

• heel023

  

  Those were funny.
• DeyDurkie5

  

  you guys are really acting this surprised over this? I can almost guarantee half of the pro sports population has cheat on their wives. This shouldn't be shocking to anyone really lol
• Stiffman

  
• raiderbuck

  DeyDurkie5 wrote: you guys are really acting this surprised over this? I can almost guarantee half of the pro sports population has cheat on their wives. This shouldn't be shocking to anyone really lol

  I think most of us think it's hilarious because it's Tiger Woods. It's just so awkward and uncomfortable....but ridiculously hilarious at the same time. lol
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Link to the text messages?
• sdoggk

  wow i always thought Tiger was gay and using a hot wife for cover.
• mattinctown

  I don't condone AT ALL what Tiger did, and have lost most of my respect for him. Let's also look at these skanks he was banging. It takes two to tango, they saved his texts/emails, knew he was married, and are now in the "what's in it for me?" mode.
  
  However, Tiger could have prevented all this if he would have kept his dick in his pants.
• alwaysafan

  Blasian? You mean--the racial draft was fake?
• Ironman92

  

  I have some issues with believing Tiger would text using "to" instead of "too"
  
  ...but I also had trouble believing all this that has came out that is legit...lol
• DeyDurkie5

  

  raiderbuck wrote:

  DeyDurkie5 wrote: you guys are really acting this surprised over this? I can almost guarantee half of the pro sports population has cheat on their wives. This shouldn't be shocking to anyone really lol

  I think most of us think it's hilarious because it's Tiger Woods. It's just so awkward and uncomfortable....but ridiculously hilarious at the same time. lol

  Oh it's absolutely hilarious lol I just can't see how people are like "Shocked" by it....although the i'll break you or whatever text is hilarious to think about haha
• LJ

  

  Trueblue23 wrote: Here are some text messages from Tiger & Jaimee Grubbs
  July 20, 3:04 p.m.
  Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise
  Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you
  Tiger: We will make it happen
  
  July 26, 11: 22 p.m.
  Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday
  Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
  Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
  Tiger: alone with him that is
  Jaimee: haha I wish
  
  Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.
  Jaimee: miss u
  Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
  Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
  Tiger: I need you
  Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
  Tiger: I will wear you out soon
  Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
  Tiger: really. Where
  Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
  Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that
  Tiger: you just need some attention from me
  Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
  Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend
  Tiger: then I am
  Jaimee: I wish
  Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
  Tiger: when was the last time you got laid
  
  Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.
  Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
  Tiger: oh god
  Jaimee: take a break from watching boring oldgolf
  Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf
  Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
  Tiger: I know sexy
  
  Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.
  Jaimee: is it orange county time yet?
  Tiger: oh stop
  Jaimee: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn't that bad
  Tiger: its never been that bad
  Jaimee: very true … I only watch football
  Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
  Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
  Tiger: why do I not believe that?
  Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
  Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
  Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
  Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon
  
  Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.
  Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week
  Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport
  Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now
  
  Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m
  Tiger: send me something very naughty
  Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
  Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
  Jaimee: haha YOU'RE-YOU'RE- too much
  
  Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.
  Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms
  Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.
  Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
  Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u
  Tiger: Because I'm blasian
  Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.
  Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off
  Tiger: you are too funny
  
  Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.
  Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you
  Jaimee: u too love

  
• Upper90

  "Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
  Tiger: why do I not believe that?"
  
  'CAUSE I HIT IT TOO, BRO.
• killer_ewok

  

  God, this is great stuff.
• gut

  I'm of the opinion his wife had to know about this, or at least strongly suspected.
  
  I mean, he's going to that VIP club down the road all this time - normal, acceptable behavior for a married man who spends most of his time traveling, right?
  
  And then sending texts is just stupid, stupid unless you have no fear of you wife finding out because you have an open relationship. Unless his caddy or someone kept his cell phone for him, you'd expect his wife would have some day found the phone. Maybe the phone was in someone else's name and paid by them, but why go to all this trouble to be "discrete" and then do something stupid like leaving a trail of text messages and voice mail?
  
  My guess is she's PO'd more because of embarassment than anything.
• Mr Pat

  Wow....
• thedynasty1998

  

  Very awkward conversations.
• rookie_j70

  

  Stiffman wrote:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRSh-kOEqW4
  I think this one is more fitting
• El Jefe Grande

  Jaimee proves a woman will open the runway to the highest bidder, regardless of race.