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Tiger Woods text messages released

  • Trueblue23
    Here are some text messages from Tiger & Jaimee Grubbs
    July 20, 3:04 p.m.
    Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise
    Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you
    Tiger: We will make it happen

    July 26, 11: 22 p.m.
    Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday
    Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
    Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
    Tiger: alone with him that is
    Jaimee: haha I wish

    Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.
    Jaimee: miss u
    Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
    Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
    Tiger: I need you
    Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
    Tiger: I will wear you out soon
    Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
    Tiger: really. Where
    Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
    Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that
    Tiger: you just need some attention from me
    Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
    Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend
    Tiger: then I am
    Jaimee: I wish
    Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
    Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

    Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.
    Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
    Tiger: oh god
    Jaimee: take a break from watching boring oldgolf
    Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf
    Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
    Tiger: I know sexy

    Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.
    Jaimee: is it orange county time yet?
    Tiger: oh stop
    Jaimee: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn't that bad
    Tiger: its never been that bad
    Jaimee: very true … I only watch football
    Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
    Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
    Tiger: why do I not believe that?
    Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
    Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
    Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn't and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
    Tiger: you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon

    Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.
    Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week
    Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport
    Tiger: don't text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

    Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m
    Tiger: send me something very naughty
    Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
    Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
    Jaimee: haha YOU'RE-YOU'RE- too much

    Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.
    Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms
    Tiger: sorry baby I just can't sleep. Its just a problem I have.
    Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
    Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn't sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u
    Tiger: Because I'm blasian
    Tiger: I'm sorry babe. Im already home.
    Jaimee: I'm putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off
    Tiger: you are too funny

    Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.
    Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you
    Jaimee: u too love
  • charliehustle14
    so awkward lol
  • mtrulz
    Of all people....Tiger Woods? I'm so shocked.
  • Fab1b
    I'm a blasian! LOL :)
  • v_falcons
    LOl you Tiger you!
  • mtrulz
    I don't even know what a blasian is?
  • v_falcons
    black and asian!!!!
  • raiderbuck
    ...did he call himself Bone Thugs in Harmony? Is he trying to be street now? hahahahahahahahaha!!!
  • ohiotiger33
    The ones to Rachel Uchitel were very odd. I read those. Tiger seemed like an emotional shell of a guy, talking about how vulnerable he felt, and that he should be stronger. Wishing he had met her 7 years earlier. He sounded very very insecure. Just not what you'd expect out of the guy.

    Sounds like Tiger really has been struggling on the personal front for quite a while.
  • gut
    ohiotiger33 wrote: Sounds like Tiger really has been struggling on the personal front for quite a while.
    Probably just a line of BS to string them along. Read the ones posted above to Jaimee. He's telling them what they want to hear. I'd guess they're more attentive and probably more dicrete hanging on thinking there could be a future if they just wait it out.
  • mtrulz
    That's messed up man!
  • Nate
    Sounds like Elin isn't all he thought she would be if you ask me. She must be like humping a bump in a log or something.
  • Mulva
    Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it

    Awesome.
  • ohiotiger33
    Emails to Uchitel:


    E-mails Between Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel

    E-mail 1: "I know it's brutal on you that you can't be with me all the time. I get it. It f---ing kills me, too. I finally found someone I connect with, someone I have never found like this. Not even at home. You want someone to witness your life. I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or wherever you want to lay. F--k. Why didn't we find each other year's ago. We wouldn't be having this conversation. Never thought I would care and be as emotional as I am with you. You bring a side of me I never thought existed both good and bad. I don't like feeling so vulnerable. It bothers me a lot. I'm much tougher than this."

    E-mail 2: "You don't have to answer that e-mail. I just wanted you to know what's going on inside me."

    E-mail 3: "I don't know if this is going to work. I though I was getting to know you, but it feels like I'm just another person who happens to be famous. Everytime I think about it, I get a lump in my throat. Some of the other parts of your past really get to me. I don't know what person I was falling for so hard. The one I got to know on the phone, e-mail, text and in person. I am so confused, because what my brain is saying and what my heart is saying are two different things. Is it the Rachel I know or the character? That's what's hard. It guts me to think I've fallen for the wrong one and will be number f---ing five on that list."

    E-mail 4: "I need you here [at the Australian Masters in Melbourne]! Just pack and get organized. Sorry if I hurt you."

    Response from Rachel Uchitel, who said she wasn't flying across the world to be with: "someone who doesn't want and need me. I have some pride, too, you know."

    "You broke my heart. You made me remember what real hurt is."

    E-mail 5: "Get yourself together and get on the flight. We can fight down here and have make-up sex." (Uchitel did travel to Melbourne)
  • Curly J
    So he's no longer Cablinasian, but just Blasian now.
  • Cleveland Buck
    gut wrote:
    ohiotiger33 wrote: Sounds like Tiger really has been struggling on the personal front for quite a while.
    Probably just a line of BS to string them along. Read the ones posted above to Jaimee. He's telling them what they want to hear. I'd guess they're more attentive and probably more dicrete hanging on thinking there could be a future if they just wait it out.
    This. He had to play these whores like that so they would keep their mouths shut.
  • Mulva
    Cleveland Buck wrote:
    This. He had to play these whores like that so they would keep their mouths shut.
    Technically Tiger was the whore.
  • Cleveland Buck
    Technically, they were all whores.
  • eldduhjjkcuf
    Blasian....LOL
  • dtdtim
    Tiger Woods clearly needs lessons in sexting.
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  • Upper90
    "Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
    Tiger: when was the last time you got laid"

    LOL LOL LOL LOL.
  • Upper90
    Like, am I the only one hearing in my head how hilarious his actual voice would probably sound saying some of these things?
  • baseball4
    Upper90 wrote: Like, am I the only one hearing in my head how hilarious his actual voice would probably sound saying some of these things?
    I've thought that too... but mostly I've just thought about how I wouldn't expect him to talk the way that he did.

    Personally, though, I'm ready for everyone to shut up about Tiger. I mean, he's going to be the greatest golfer to ever touch a club by the end of his career. Maybe people don't agree what he's done with his personal life, but since when should the people be able to decide his fate based on that? It's none of mine or anyone else's business. Do I agree with what he did? No. Am I still a fan? Yes.

    I feel like all of your big athletes would be shunned if they were put under as big of a microscope as Tiger is. This is his big mess up. The one that everyone has been waiting for since he stepped into the spotlight. Now they won't let it die.

    It's just disgusting how much people (Americans mostly) love to see people fall apart.
  • eldduhjjkcuf


    What a snake