I have this friend, lets call him....

• thavoice

  George.
  
  George and his wife are watching a football game on TV. Lets just say it is SNF.
  
  It is George's favorite team. And George's wife doesnt like this team. Lets call her Shiela. They watch the whole game.
  
  
  So, they watch the whole game. It gets down to 38 seconds to go in the game. George's favorite team is winning by less than a TD. The other team has the ball, is driving and has the ball in George's fav teams side of the field
  
  Sheila at that point says "Ok, I am ready for bed."
  George responds "Ok. Will be in as soon as the game is over. Only 38 seconds to go?
  Shiela-"So, a football game is more importan than me? I am sleeping out on the couch then. And you wonder why I dont like you. Just remember, payback is a b i t c h"
  George responds "If this was your team I wouldnt ask you to miss the last 38 seconds, and I bet you wouldnt want to go to bed without watching the rest"
  
  So....is this a power play move on shiela's behalf? Does she have a legit beef?
  
  
  George is awaiting your answer
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Your wife is one of the biggest bitches I've ever heard of.
• Fab1b

  

  Get out bro!
• LJ

  

  George needs a divorce
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I would have taken one of the pillows off the couch and smothered her with it. Everyone wins.
• Rotinaj

  

  Slip her a roofie then piihb.
• I Wear Pants

  Shoot. Her. All.
• justincredible

  

  Everything that has been posted so far.
• redstreak one

  

  Why is she out of the kitchen?
• Gardens35

  Need.Pics.Of.Shiela.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  He doesn't know how to post pics
• Heretic

  

  Let's put it this way.
  
  The BARE MINIMUM this "george" (whom of course is a completely anonymous person who isn't, say, the OP himself) should do is a simple murder-suicide killing.
  
  Preferably, "george" should take steps that don't involve the suicide part. But the murder part has to be mandatory and sometimes, when people don't pull that off as well as they should have, they decide that being imprisoned isn't something they want to do, so suicide becomes a necessity.
  
  Just remember, kill her and do it intelligently. Only AN HERO if forced to by being cornered.
• stroups

  

  Like I have said before.... END THIS THING VIOLENTLY
• oletiger

  Give her a Troy-cussion
• friendfromlowry

  Stop posting stories of your wife dominating you. We get it: she has your balls and basically makes you look like a pussy by doing whatever she wants. Meanwhile, you retaliate by coming here and asking what you should have done or if she was out of line (not that it matters because we tell you the same thing and it obviously doesn't matter). Really? You want to know if she has legit beef? Really? No, she doesn't have beef, but the fact that she can continually shove her foot up your vagina and get away with it has probably just become amusing to her and at this point she's bored and wants to see what she can actually get away with.
• Al Bundy

  redstreak one;991835 wrote:Why is she out of the kitchen?

  Obviously she was delivering a samich to the living room.
• BR1986FB

  Story can't be real. Nobody could be THIS much of a sackless pussy (I know, redundant).
  
  And I call bullshit on you "having this friend." Your wife won't allow it.
• Sonofanump

  If I remember correctly, you don't have kids. GTFO now.
• Laley23

  

  I think you have wife and husband flipped in that story. Clearly George has a vagina...
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Dude you can't be serious
• Pick6

  

  all an act
• Abe Vigoda

  

  Is your friend a Steeler fan named voice?
• Sykotyk

  

  Definitely GET OUT NOW. A woman who is like that will just get worse until you do exactly what she says, and only that. It's a test. Seeing if she has control over you. If you give into that game, she can chip away at other things.
  
  More than likely, she's gotten concessions on many other 'points' she's brought up and you just haven't put your foot down and drawn the line.
• hasbeen

  

  Shoot yourself. Your allow her to be a bitch.
• Scarlet_Buckeye

  

  She is playing you like a fool. No excuse for her immature behavior and you should NOT second guess yourself by even posing this as a question. That is an extremely immature female you are dealing with who is simply playing games with you.