I have this friend, lets call him....

• sportswizuhrd

  I would make my friend get his own damn username if he wanted to air his dirty laundry out on here. Why waste your time doing it for him?
• bigkahuna

  Pittsburgh won the game.
  
  Hope this helps.
• Glory Days

  

  why doesnt she have a blackeye?
• Ironman92

  

  I was meaner than ever last night....that comment may have ruined my tv or wall. Arians turns me into a raging lunatic.
• majorspark

  

  thavoice;991755 wrote:Sheila at that point says "Ok, I am ready for bed."

  George should always DVR important sporting events. Assuming "Ok, I am ready for bed" means Sheila is ready for wild sex. Tell George to go ahead and let her think he is sacrificing the last 38 seconds of the game. Of course George should be expecting all his sexual desires be fulfilled for his valiant sacrifice. As a bonus George may last a minute or two longer while wondering if his fav team has held on for the win.
  

  thavoice;991755 wrote:Only 38 seconds to go?

  The last 38 seconds of a close game always drags on longer. Incomplete passes, out of bounds runs, or potential timeouts with commercial breaks. After George has gotten laid like there is no tomorrow, like a boss he can now skip through any commercial breaks and watch the post game wrap up as well.
• Ytowngirlinfla

  

  Uh where are the divorce papers? I would get out before things get way too deep.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Ytowngirlinfla;992224 wrote: I would get out before things get way too deep.

  I doubt his wife is worried about him going too deep.
• Pick6

  

  majorspark;992186 wrote:George should always DVR important sporting events. Assuming "Ok, I am ready for bed" means Sheila is ready for wild sex. Tell George to go ahead and let her think he is sacrificing the last 38 seconds of the game. Of course George should be expecting all his sexual desires be fulfilled for his valiant sacrifice. As a bonus George may last a minute or two longer while wondering if his fav team has held on for the win.
  
  
  
  The last 38 seconds of a close game always drags on longer. Incomplete passes, out of bounds runs, or potential timeouts with commercial breaks. After George has gotten laid like there is no tomorrow, like a boss he can now skip through any commercial breaks and watch the post game wrap up as well.

  thats a smart man
• Fab1b

  

  A man can't be this big of a push over can he?
• gut

  Clearly when you said "it's only 38 seconds" you shattered any delusions she had of your love making. When you de-valued 38 seconds, you made a mockery of everything you've got going on in the bedroom there:laugh:
• friendfromlowry

  Fab1b;992231 wrote:A man can't be this big of a push over can he?

  I don't know but I always loved having friends that were whipped, especially when I was single. Really makes you feel better about yourself. It's like "Being single can be lonely sometimes but at least I'm not going to a musical performance with my girlfriend and her parents tonight" (this happened to my buddy from school a few weeks ago)
• dwccrew

  

  I think George has himself a keeper. Sounds like a wonderful woman.
• Fab1b

  

  difference in being whipped and having your nuts removed though
• karen lotz

  

  darby is more of a man than thavoice.
• dwccrew

  

  karen lotz;992339 wrote:darby is more of a man than thavoice.

  Such a tough call. I am assuming that thavoice has been laid a couple times since he has kids (I think?). Darby never has. If Darby did get laid, he may be an even bigger pussy than thavoice. I'm talking like, letting his wife bang other dudes in front of him.
• 1_beast

  

  where is "wifeof thavoice"??? We need her input on this situation....perhaps she knows "George and Sheila....errr Shiela"...
  
  
  
  Hope this helps
• SnotBubbles

  

  Geez people, it's not about thavoice. Get off his case. It's about his friend George. What a bunch of assholes!
• FatHobbit

  

  SnotBubbles;992444 wrote:Geez people, it's not about thavoice. Get off his case. It's about his friend George. What a bunch of assholes!

  I think they're the same person.
• SnotBubbles

  

  FatHobbit;992498 wrote:I think they're the same person.

  I thought that too, until he said "his friend George." You gotta learn to listen, FatHobbit.
• thavoice

  This is about George and Shiela.
  
  Not thavoice.
  
  Also, as to what george has told me, his brother has free tickets to his favorite NFL team, 24 rows from the field, 50 yard line and free parking pass, and a free place to stay his brother's wife is making the food so the ONLY expense is gas money and maybe stopping for fast food on the way there or back. When george told shiela she threatening to move out when george goes to that game.
• Sonofanump

  SnotBubbles;992506 wrote:I thought that too, until he said "his friend George." You gotta learn to listen, FatHobbit.

  Hey WLS, maybe he uses a couple different names?
• ernest_t_bass

  

  thavoice... stop coming to the OC for advice. It is the same thing every time. You need to seek PROFESSIONAL guidance, AKA - a divorce lawyer.
• SnotBubbles

  

  Sonofanump;992510 wrote:Hey WLS, maybe he uses a couple different names?

  You need a new joke writer.
• Sonofanump

  thavoice;992509 wrote:This is about George and Shiela.

  I think you and George should rent an apartment ASAP!
• Belly35

  

  Bang her in the next 15 second and finish watching the last 23 seconds of the game :laugh: