How do I get rid of my daughter's hamster?

• BORIStheCrusher

  

  My daughter got a hamster (Hammy) a few years ago when she was 2 and he was ok. Pretty boring, slept all day, ran in his wheel all night. Well, Hammy died. For some reason wife feels bad and gets our daughter another; so then along comes Prudence. This bitch is crazy! Out of all the hamsters in the store she had to pick this one. She never sleeps, spends all day working just to break/fuck up her cage, has escaped twice due to a faulty lid (which was ok for Hammy). So I buy a new cage and the plastic wheel attached squeals throughout our house, but if I put the lock on the wheel Prudence starts clawing and hissing! We have another daughter on the way in 4 weeks and need to get this damn thing out of here. My wife gave me the go ahead but said "don't want to know about it". She ate half of a hard plastic slide that is in her cage, I wish she would die.
• bases_loaded

  

  I think Richard Gere has a hamster rescue farm.
• Sonofanump

  Antifreeze?
• vball10set

  bases_loaded;931059 wrote:I think Richard Gere has a hamster rescue farm.

  I believe that was a gerbil, but I'll give you half a rep for the attempt
• WebFire

  Hammer?
• vball10set

  take the cage outside to "clean it", and "accidentally" leave the door open
• Fab4Runner

  

  When I was about 4 I tried to give my hamster a bath and I used Nair instead of shampoo. He didn't make it.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Just let it go outside. What's hard about that. Some cat will have lunch.
• FatHobbit

  

  WebFire;931090 wrote:Hammer?

  This
• bases_loaded

  

  vball10set;931088 wrote:I believe that was a gerbil, but I'll give you half a rep for the attempt

  
  Negative reps for having a dick and knowing the difference between a gerbil n hamster
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Put an ad on craig's someone might want a free hamster/cage
• Devils Advocate

  

  
• Glory Days

  

  Fab4Runner;931095 wrote:When I was about 4 I tried to give my hamster a bath and I used Nair instead of shampoo. He didn't make it.

  A.) people give hamsters a bath?
  B.) PETA will find out about this!
  C.) I believe the OC only recognizes them as hampsters.
• thavoice

  Donate to NCF and he will appropriately name it Lemmiwinks.
• ManO'War

  

  When I was little I had a hamster and left a pencil by his cage. He got a hold of it, chewed it up and died of lead poisoning. Try that.
• Curly J

  

  Maybe this will motivate you to take action. --> http://www.webhamster.com
• friendfromlowry

  I wouldn't just take it outside and let it go or something - that's no fun. Some better, more appreciative family will just adopt it to spite you. Take it outside and literally punt it.
• BORIStheCrusher

  

  friendfromlowry;931184 wrote:Take it outside and literally punt it.

  Kinky.
• bases_loaded

  

  1. Buy flip cam on woot
  2. Find a hawk
  3.Let the hamster loose
  4. Roll camera
  5. Post on interwebz
• Glory Days

  

  bases_loaded;931189 wrote:1. Buy flip cam on woot
  2. Find a hawk
  3.Let the hamster loose
  4. Roll camera
  5. Post on interwebz

  6. Earn reps
• BORIStheCrusher

  

  Curly J;931180 wrote:Maybe this will motivate you to take action. --> http://www.webhamster.com

  I love the hamster dance compared to this thing. The first time she escaped I was watching Se7en late at night with the lights off and she darted across the room out of nowhere; scared the shit out of me! Maybe I should cut her head off and put it in a box.
• Belly35

  

  DOTS candy about 4 at one time should do the trick.
  Best to do it at night so you don't see it gasping for air.
  
  Make a little pet cemetery on the property you'll have more ..plus it make the little one feel better
  
  Note to all parents: As a father of three daughters set the rules about pets and set the standard high
  
  1. Nothing related to the rat family is a pet
  2. Pets have fur or hair no fur or hair not a pet
  3. Lives in water not a pet
  4. If your kid can't pick it up and carry it when they are 10 years old it not a pet
  5. If a box is required to shit in it not a pet
  6. Bacon is not a pet
  7. Pets don't require a cage, tank or barn to sleep in
  8. If it can stay out side for 3 hours when the Red Tail Hawk is out flying ... it is a pet
  9. If someone else owed this pet before it not your pet now or ever
  10. If it can't eat table scraps it could starve
  11. Stray anything are not pets
• GOONx19

  

  ManO'War;931176 wrote:When I was little I had a hamster and left a pencil by his cage. He got a hold of it, chewed it up and died of lead poisoning. Try that.

  Unless you were a kid in the 1940's I'm not sure it died of lead poisoning.
• Scarlet_Buckeye

  

  Open the front door and simply send it on its way. Problem solved.
• vball10set

  bases_loaded;931114 wrote:Negative reps for having a **** and knowing the difference between a gerbil n hamster

  okay?