How do I get rid of my daughter's hamster?

• georgemc80

  Bury it in a 2-3 foot hole. If it somehow digs its way out...then hit it with a hammer.
• bwcomet89

  Microwave, then post the video on youtube.
• Heretic

  

  thavoice;931171 wrote:Donate to NCF and he will appropriately name it Lemmiwinks.

  Rep'd.
  
  Just skin and eat the little fucker. Let us know if it tastes like chicken or some other animal.
• bigorangebuck22

  Know anyone with a snake or some pirhana? Thats always fun to watch.
• GOONx19

  

  ^ I laughed, but you're a dick.
• Fab1b

  

  Put it in a blender
• GoJPM!

  

  Flush the rodent down the toilet.
• Quint

  

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• bigkahuna

  I can't believe nobody just came out and said this...
  
  PIIYB.
• ksig489

  catapult
• Sonofanump

  bigkahuna;932265 wrote:I can't believe nobody just came out and said this...
  
  PIIYB.

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• said_aouita

  

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• Mr Miyagi

  

  1. Hamster
  2. tennis racket
  3. tape measure......take a swing .... measure , and let us know how far it went
• BORIStheCrusher

  

  Well Prudence is "taken care of". About an hour ago we heard a rustling in our bedroom that woke both my wife and I up; we knew exactly what it was. "Is that the damn hamster? Throw the fucker away." my wife said. "What are you going to do with Prudence?" my daughter looks up". She was sleeping in our bed and woke up as soon as my wife said that. I eventually trap prudence in a bowl, (and while I didn't punt her) threw her pretty pretty far outside.
• bases_loaded

  

  Lame
• Glory Days

  

  so how did you explain that to your daughter? and are you prepared for years of counseling?
• WebFire

  Glory Days;933205 wrote:so how did you explain that to your daughter? and are you prepared for years of counseling?

  Yeah. That was dickish of you.
• Heretic

  

  Glory Days;933205 wrote:so how did you explain that to your daughter? and are you prepared for years of counseling?

  Simple.
  
  "Shaddup or you'll follow it out the door!"...followed by going back to bed. Followed by calling off work the next day, picking up a case of beer and drinking all damn day.
• gut

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• sportchampps

  haha my mom denies it but i had a hamster just liek this one. It got out a few times and we always found it by the trail of dog food it left behind. Well then one day she got out and went into the subpump. Im pretty sure my mom threw it down there.
• Scooter1369

  

  My youngest daughter had a hamster about 5 years ago. The little bastard got out and found out the hard way that cats are predators. What a mess we found on the family room floor that morning.