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Deer removal

  • chicago510
    Can you pull someone's leg off by dragging them? No. Same thing for a deer. Too many muscles, tendons, ligaments, etc.

    Or eat it, either one.
  • 1_beast
    you probably should stab it with a big knife a few hundred times to make sure its dead....
  • LJ
    Raw Dawgin' it;922920 wrote:So what you're saying is drag it over to my neighbor....not a bad idea.

    Also, has anyone every dragged a dear? What kind of weight are we talking about here? I think it's a doe. My roommate saw it but wasn't sure.
    Probably ~140 lbs.

    Also, as for shooting a wounded deer, you call the sheriff and most likely (in my experience) they ask you if you are comfortable shooting it. You say "yes" they issue you a "permit" over the phone to destroy the animal. You say "no" they take hours to get there or have a warden get there.
  • BR1986FB
    Commander of Awesome;922864 wrote:Makes it easier if you place the dick in your mouth. Its the snot bubbles deer removal system. Only works on male deer though.
    Isn't this redundant? Unless the deer is a transvestite the "male" part of a deer with a "dick" would be assumed.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Why not eat it? Been there a while?
  • chicago510
  • GOONx19
    Rear legs. They're not too heavy.
  • Fab1b
    Cover the deer in garbage bags or something, conceal it. When your neighboors are outside start dragging it to the street while yelling at it to stay still and quit squirming in there, punch it and kick a few times. Then as they look on in disgust and you get it to the curb finish it off with a bat while yelling that will fucking teach you to fuck with me, rest in peace MF'er! Then turn and stare at your neighboors and walk back inside.
  • password
    Have your roommate help you drag it over to the neighbors house, set it up against their front door, take about 3-5 wacks at the door with a brick and then run. One more thing, make sure you spray paint OHIOCHATTER.COM on both sides before you leave it. Justin could never afford to purchase the publicity that this site would receive from all the news coverage after they call the police and if he is lucky, CNN and fox news would pick it up. You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to do something good for this site, don't blow it.
  • I Wear Pants
    GOONx19;923137 wrote:Rear legs. They're not too heavy.
    Obviously not talking about your mom.

    Because of the not too heavy part. Your mom does have rear legs.
  • Pick6
    "how do i drag a deer" lulz...city slickers
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    LJ;923056 wrote:Probably ~140 lbs.

    Also, as for shooting a wounded deer, you call the sheriff and most likely (in my experience) they ask you if you are comfortable shooting it. You say "yes" they issue you a "permit" over the phone to destroy the animal. You say "no" they take hours to get there or have a warden get there.
    lol i live in the burbs of a major city, we don't have sheriffs.

    She's in the road. Did it last night around 12am after having a few beers. I live on a dead end road no one will hit it. I watch a few cars go by this morning and they all avoided the thing, i'm not worried. Roommate has a SUV and is a little oblivious so i wouldn't be surprised if he ran it over.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Pick6;923377 wrote:"how do i drag a deer" lulz...city slickers
    lulz...red necks
  • Scarlet_Buckeye
    Fab1b;922917 wrote:Put it in the middle of the road but don't worry if you cause an accident no punishment until after football.
    \

    Reps.
  • Scarlet_Buckeye
    GoChiefs;922930 wrote:Someone's thinking a little too much about this. Just grab the damn deer by its rear legs and drag it out of your yard.
    Reps.
  • Raw Dawgin' it
    Scarlet_Buckeye;923511 wrote:Reps.
    Reps.
  • 4cards
    ...I don't know why you didn't have a BBQ and invite some of the OC derelicts over for dinner. You'd get rid of the F'ng deer and would it provide a little variety instead of them slamming Ramen noodles for every meal.
  • Sonofanump
    Call Ray McGinty, he'll take it off your hands.
  • Commander of Awesome
    Call Gibby, he'll eat it down the bone in your backyard. Just make sure the motion sensor light is turn off. It'll scare him away.
  • ernest_t_bass
    Call snotbubbles. He'll have sex with it... and maybe even you.
  • vball10set
    Commander of Awesome;923550 wrote:Call Gibby, he'll eat it down the bone in your backyard. Just make sure the motion sensor light is turn off. It'll scare him away.
    reps--I'm still lmfao!!!!
  • vball10set
    Fab1b;923245 wrote:Cover the deer in garbage bags or something, conceal it. When your neighboors are outside start dragging it to the street while yelling at it to stay still and quit squirming in there, punch it and kick a few times. Then as they look on in disgust and you get it to the curb finish it off with a bat while yelling that will ****ing teach you to **** with me, rest in peace MF'er! Then turn and stare at your neighboors and walk back inside.
    had to rep this one too..the responses on this thread are great :thumbup:
  • SnotBubbles
    This thread is full of teh repz.
  • 1_beast
    Fab1b;923245 wrote:Cover the deer in garbage bags or something, conceal it. When your neighboors are outside start dragging it to the street while yelling at it to stay still and quit squirming in there, punch it and kick a few times. Then as they look on in disgust and you get it to the curb finish it off with a bat while yelling that will ****ing teach you to **** with me, rest in peace MF'er! Then turn and stare at your neighboors and walk back inside.
    This...and dont forget to curbstomp to "finish him off"
    password;923358 wrote:Have your roommate help you drag it over to the neighbors house, set it up against their front door, take about 3-5 wacks at the door with a brick and then run. One more thing, make sure you spray paint OHIOCHATTER.COM on both sides before you leave it. Justin could never afford to purchase the publicity that this site would receive from all the news coverage after they call the police and if he is lucky, CNN and fox news would pick it up. You have a once in a lifetime opportunity to do something good for this site, don't blow it.
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    Commander of Awesome;923550 wrote:Call Gibby, he'll eat it down the bone in your backyard. Just make sure the motion sensor light is turn off. It'll scare him away.
    of course this