Deer removal

• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Anyone ever drag a deer? If so what's the best part to drag it by? there is a dead one in my back yard and the city said if it's on the street they'll pick it up, so tonight i'm going to put it on the road. So, should i grab the legs or the head? front legs or back? Also, any chance the limbs fall off while being dragged?
• GoChiefs

  

  If it just died, then no, the limbs aren't going to fall off.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Drag by the rear legs.
• Commander of Awesome

  

  Just leave it in the backyard and let nature take its course.
• FatHobbit

  

  Drag it by it's dick
• Commander of Awesome

  

  FatHobbit;922861 wrote:Drag it by it's dick

  Makes it easier if you place the dick in your mouth. Its the snot bubbles deer removal system. Only works on male deer though.
• SnotBubbles

  

  FatHobbit;922861 wrote:Drag it by it's dick

  I tried that once...but I ended up just stroking it off.
  
  Deer gizz kind of tastes like cow gizz....a little gamey for my taste though.
  
  Just for you RawFaggin'It
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  SnotBubbles;922866 wrote:I tried that once...but I ended up just stroking it off.
  
  Deer gizz kind of tastes like cow gizz....a little gamey for my taste though.
  
  Just for you RawFaggin'It

  lol this actually made me laugh....reps
  
  edit: won't let me rep you. sorry.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  GoChiefs;922849 wrote:If it just died, then no, the limbs aren't going to fall off.

  Good to know.
  
  Also, anyone know if it's legal to leave it in the middle of the road? Does this vary by state?
• GoChiefs

  

  I personally wouldn't leave it in the middle of the road, just for safety reasons. Someone could be driving along and not paying attention I guess and it might somehow cause an accident. I'm pretty sure there probably isn't a law written on the legality issues of dragging a deer from your yard to the road.
• Sonofanump

  GoChiefs;922884 wrote: I'm pretty sure there probably isn't a law written on the legality issues of dragging a deer from your yard to the road.

  I'd bet the law has something to say about putting objects in the public roadway.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Sonofanump;922893 wrote:I'd bet the law has something to say about putting objects in the public roadway.

  I mean, they said they would pick it up if it's in the road, just following directions. I'm pretty sure someone hit the thing and it wandered to my lawn to die.
  
  The other question is, what if the dear is just laid out and still alive when i get home?
• FatHobbit

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;922904 wrote:I mean, they said they would pick it up if it's in the road, just following directions. I'm pretty sure someone hit the thing and it wandered to my lawn to die.
  
  The other question is, what if the dear is just laid out and still alive when i get home?

  I would call the game warden if it's still alive. (My first thought was shoot it and put it out of it's misery, but that might get you in trouble.)
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  FatHobbit;922907 wrote:I would call the game warden if it's still alive. (My first thought was shoot it and put it out of it's misery, but that might get you in trouble.)

  I don't own a gun and yes shooting it would be retarded.
• Devils Advocate

  

  
  
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• Fab1b

  

  Raw Dawgin' it;922879 wrote:Good to know.
  
  Also, anyone know if it's legal to leave it in the middle of the road? Does this vary by state?

  Put it in the middle of the road but don't worry if you cause an accident no punishment until after football.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Fab1b;922917 wrote:Put it in the middle of the road but don't worry if you cause an accident no punishment until after football.

  So what you're saying is drag it over to my neighbor....not a bad idea.
  
  Also, has anyone every dragged a dear? What kind of weight are we talking about here? I think it's a doe. My roommate saw it but wasn't sure.
• SnotBubbles

  

  Fab1b;922917 wrote:Put it in the middle of the road but don't worry if you cause an accident no punishment until after football.

  Kenton football reference....niiiiiiice.
• GoChiefs

  

  Someone's thinking a little too much about this. Just grab the damn deer by its rear legs and drag it out of your yard.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  GoChiefs;922930 wrote:Someone's thinking a little too much about this. Just grab the damn deer by its rear legs and drag it out of your yard.

  you mad bro?
• GoChiefs

  

  Fuck yes. I'm pissed that you have a dead deer in your yard. Damn you! :thumbdown:
• DeyDurkie5

  

  nuke it
• I Wear Pants

  Two things:
  
  Don't put it in the fucking road, you're likely to cause a damned accident.
  
  Quit being a pussy, drag that bitch by the legs. It will be heavy, it will suck but it is no a semi-truck. You can do it.
• Fab1b

  

  Seriously put it in the road......at night. Also cover up any stop signs in the near area as well!
• 1_beast

  

  smoke it
  
  edit: i should add, dump gasoline all over it then throw a match.....
  
  hope this helps