best saying or quote you heard or made yourself

• Dr Jones

  my dad use to tell me these
  " you think the grass is greener on the other side. dig it up it`s just dirt"
  " It`s like there treading water in a sea of retardeness"
  " you can teach a monkey to do any job but you can`t teach them commen sense"
  My favorite..."its like im stuck in a bad after school special"
• 84_TIGER

  If it's got tits or tires.................................sooner or later it's gonna
  give you trouble.
• rookie_j70

  

  my dad told me this about dating women
  
  "the f**king you got ain't worth the f**king you'll get"
• BRF

  

  Courtesy of good old Pete Franklin and great responses to some of the posts made:
  
  "You have your feet planted firmly in mid-air".
  
  "You have one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel".
• BlueDevil11

  

  "There are a lot of Steelers fans around the city so I hope people go to work and kick those Steelers fans."
  
  "They're going to hear that bus' engine all the way back. That's a lonely ride. I've ridden that ride for five years now. It's time for them to hear that engine all the way home while they look at the stat sheet."
  
  "It feels like our record is not what it is. It feels as though we're having a winning season and everything's going our way. To finally beat a team that was like our Achilles heel, our thorn, it's a tremendous feeling. It's almost like Christmas today."
  
  All from Josh Cribbs after the win last night.
• BRF

  

  Here's a quote from myself:
  
  "I like Josh Cribbs even MORE after reading the post by BlueDevil11".
• 84_TIGER

  If you are looking for sympathy it's in the dictionary between
  Shit and syphilis.
• eldduhjjkcuf

  BlueDevil11 wrote: Here are some good quotes
  
  Don't give up, don't ever give up.
  --Jim Valvano
  
  You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
  --Wayne Gretzky
  
  It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
  -- Mark Twain
  
  The game isn't over until it's over.
  -- Yogi Berra
  
  Ninety per cent of this game is half-mental.
  -- Yogi Berra
  
  Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
  -- Yogi Berra

  I love them all.
• Dr Jones

  84_TIGER wrote: If you are looking for sympathy it's in the dictionary between
  Shit and syphilis.

  thats classic...lmao
• Con_Alma

  "...It`s like there treading water in a sea of retardeness"
  " you can teach a monkey to do any job but you can`t teach them commen sense" ..."
  
  It's commen things like the retardeness of comments there making like these that make me laugh.
• pmoney25

  

  People should not fear the government, the government should fear the people.
• queencitybuckeye

  If it flies, floats, or f____, rent it, don't buy it.