best saying or quote you heard or made yourself

• cam93

  lemme hear em
• BlueDevil11

  

  Here are some good quotes
  
  Don't give up, don't ever give up.
  --Jim Valvano
  
  You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
  --Wayne Gretzky
  
  It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
  -- Mark Twain
  
  The game isn't over until it's over.
  -- Yogi Berra
  
  Ninety per cent of this game is half-mental.
  -- Yogi Berra
  
  Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
  -- Yogi Berra
• Darkon

  

  You can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
  Honest Abe
• Crew Love

  Name that movie...
  

  "A witty saying proves nothing." -Voltaire.
  "Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.

• wes_mantooth

  

  fab4 to my cousin - " I want you to come up here, so I can give you a mouthie......how about I give you a mouthie and then we can have sex and then another mouthie"
• Fab4Runner

  

  LOL. I still need to hear this voicemail to make sure that was accurate.
• ZWICK 4 PREZ

  

  Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
• Lovejoy1984

  

  Crew Love wrote: Name that movie...
  

  "A witty saying proves nothing." -Voltaire.
  "Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy.

  American Pie.
• rrfan

  

  I love this thread. Keep them coming. I will use this stuff at work. Lol.
• David St. Hubbins

  

  Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe
  
  The only difference between good kids and bad kids is that good kids don't get caught
  
  It's all fun and games until the cops show up
• GOONx19

  

  I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.
• mallymal614

  "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy"
  
  -- Dr. Martin Luther King jr.
• Trueblue23

  

  People piss on Joe Dirt all the time, but..
  
  "Life's a garden, dig it"
  
  "You gotta keep on keepin on"
• Curly J

  

  You're as handy as a pocket on a shirt.
• Early Cuyler

  

  Life's a bitch, then you marry one.
  
  If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'
• Darkon

  

  If I would have killed my wife the first time I wanted to, I'd be out of jail by now.
  
  Hell I'd be off parole.
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  "i'm busier than a three-legged cat in in a dog pound".
• Darkon

  

  You could not pour piss out of a boot if the directions were on the heel!!
• Curly J

  

  Cat Food Flambe' wrote: "i'm busier than a three-legged cat in in a dog pound".

  On that note. I've heard...Busier than a 3 legged cat burying shit.
• Darkon

  

  Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
• Early Cuyler

  

  Now if you'll excuse me, i have to go home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish.
• mattinctown

  He went down faster than a cheap hooker in a taxicab
• mattinctown

  Her vagina is so old there is a separate entrance for black cock
• Red_Skin_Pride

  

  "A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice" --Bill Cosby
  
  "I don't know the key to sucess, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody" --Bill Cosby
  
  "Men, we'll be successful this year if we can focus on three things: Your family, your religion, and the Green Bay Packers" -- Vince Lombardi
  
  "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter" -- Martin Luther King Jr.
  
  "In the face of adversity, you find out if you're a fighter or a quitter. It's all about getting up after you've been knocked down" -- Archie Griffin
• I Wear Pants

  "The first panacea for a mismanaged nation is inflation of the currency; the second is war. Both bring a temporary prosperity; both bring a permanent ruin. But both are the refuge of political and economic opportunists." Ernest Hemingway
  
  "Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception." George Orwell
  
  "All people who have reached the point of becoming nations tend to despise foreigners, but there is not much doubt that the English-speaking races are the worst offenders. One can see this from the fact that as soon as they become fully aware of any foreign race they invent an insulting nickname for it." George Orwell