The ex is getting married...

• BR1986FB

  FatHobbit;781957 wrote:Why the fuck would he put up with that?

  
  He was fucking dumb as a box of rocks. I think his mindset was "hey, at least I have a wife." I mean this dude's self esteem was total shit and she had him brainwashed with the "you'll never do better than me." The sad part is, I think she has another sucker/idiot on the hook.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  BR1986FB;781959 wrote:He was fucking dumb as a box of rocks. I think his mindset was "hey, at least I have a wife." I mean this dude's self esteem was total shit and she had him brainwashed with the "you'll never do better than me." The sad part is, I think she has another sucker/idiot on the hook.

  
  Did he get the money from the bank accounts, or did she take it all?
• Heretic

  

  Look at it this way. It's a fuck of a lot better to have a bitch ditch you while you're dating (regardless of how long and how seriously you were dating) than it is for you two to get hitched and then have shit come crashing down.
  
  Sincerely,
  Heretic's Bank Account
• BR1986FB

  ernest_t_bass;781960 wrote:Did he get the money from the bank accounts, or did she take it all?

  
  She did. She spent a shitload of it on plane tickets to get with this other dude. Some (not all) women are pretty shady.
• Ty Webb

  

  ernest_t_bass;781950 wrote:I call bull-shit on you ever having a (mutual/consensual) girl friend.

  
  I know it's hard to believe but it's true
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Ty Webb;781989 wrote:I know it's hard to believe but it's true

  
  
• enigmaax

  ernest_t_bass;782003 wrote:

  
  The prosecution rests.
• enigmaax

  BR1986FB;781959 wrote:He was fucking dumb as a box of rocks. I think his mindset was "hey, at least I have a wife." I mean this dude's self esteem was total shit and she had him brainwashed with the "you'll never do better than me." The sad part is, I think she has another sucker/idiot on the hook.

  
  Did he ever do better?
• BR1986FB

  enigmaax;782020 wrote:Did he ever do better?

  
  I think he hooked up with some chick who got a huge settlement from her husband's death or something like that.
• enigmaax

  BR1986FB;782025 wrote:I think he hooked up with some chick who got a huge settlement from her husband's death or something like that.

  
  WINNING.
• O-Trap

  

  BR1986FB;781954 wrote:Got one better for ya. Know a situation where the guy was married and was giving his wife his paychecks to take care of the bills. She'd give him an "allowance" of $3/day and would bitch if he'd spend it.
  
  In the mean time she was hoarding the money he was making and had 5 or 6 secret bank accounts with between $5000-7500 in them (total) at any given time. He couldn't figure out where all of there money was going. She was also taking shopping "weekends" out of state with her girlfriends. These weekends were to fly down South so she could fuck one of her boyfriends while her husband was at home working.

  This kind of stuff makes me furious. I call these kinds of husbands "Herbies." "Herbie" just seems like the perfect name for a wet noodle, spineless man who gets led around by the nose by a woman.
  
  Man your ass up!
  

  BR1986FB;781959 wrote:He was fucking dumb as a box of rocks. I think his mindset was "hey, at least I have a wife." I mean this dude's self esteem was total shit and she had him brainwashed with the "you'll never do better than me." The sad part is, I think she has another sucker/idiot on the hook.

  I feel bad for the guy, and I hope she dies broke, lonely, and with the clap.
  

  Heretic;781962 wrote:Look at it this way. It's a fuck of a lot better to have a bitch ditch you while you're dating (regardless of how long and how seriously you were dating) than it is for you two to get hitched and then have shit come crashing down.
  
  Sincerely,
  Heretic's Bank Account

  Th-fucking-is.
  

  BR1986FB;782025 wrote:I think he hooked up with some chick who got a huge settlement from her husband's death or something like that.

  enigmaax;782030 wrote:WINNING.

  Herbie went and found himself a sugar momma! Good for him!
• thavoice

  I got married late in life. I was always looking and laughing at those men who got all tied up in marriage and were allowed to spend any of their money, wasnt allowed to really do anything with their friends, etc etc etc and had a battle ax as a wife.
  
  I always said that would never happen to me.
  
  
  ...and i was wrong.
  
  Dead wrong. Succubus come in all, shapes and forms and are great at fooling guys before getting married. I wasnt one of those guys who thought "well at least i am married' as i was prepared and ready to be single, happily, my whole life.
  
  Enter succubus.
  
  It can happen to the best of them.
• BR1986FB

  O-Trap...it makes YOU furious? I'm supposed to sit back with my lips sealed, knowing that she's doing it to another dude, so I don't "rock the boat." It's kind of a touchy situation, unfortunately. I don't want to see her fuck over another dude. She's already stockpiling his checks into separate accounts that he's unaware of. The second guy is just as friggin dumb.
• O-Trap

  

  BR1986FB;782097 wrote:O-Trap...it makes YOU furious? I'm supposed to sit back with my lips sealed, knowing that she's doing it to another dude, so I don't "rock the boat." It's kind of a touchy situation, unfortunately. I don't want to see her fuck over another dude. She's already stockpiling his checks into separate accounts that he's unaware of. The second guy is just as friggin dumb.

  I have to ask this, because it is indeed relevant.
  
  Is she at least: (a) hot, and (b) putting out on the regular?
  
  If I were you, I might make it an ongoing hobby to keep her from leeching off other guys. Hell, I might contact some seedy characters I know and have her name spam emailed to tens of millions of people.