Tell Us Some Things We Don't Know

• O-Trap

  

  If you lie about laying in the lye, are you a liar or a layer?
• justincredible

  

  O-Trap;777275 wrote:If you lie about laying in the lye, are you a liar or a layer?

  
  yes
• I Wear Pants

  justincredible;777241 wrote:I can't lie, you've caught me in a lie.

  So you admit you are a douche?
• justincredible

  

  I Wear Pants;777282 wrote:So you admit you are a douche?

  
  Hasn't that already been established time and time again?
• I Wear Pants

  justincredible;777283 wrote:Hasn't that already been established time and time again?

  But it never gets old.
• Steel Valley Football

  I climbed down a dangerous embankment and pulled a girl who couldnt swim from a river on a class trip when I was 12. Some teachers sent for me to help and I responded, not knowing my name was similar to a camp counselor whom they were actually looking for. The next day I was recognized over my junior school intercom.
  
  When I was 27, I got meningitis and spent eight days in the hospital; losing 25 lbs in those eight days.
• Steel Valley Football

  Justin they are likely still keeping tabs on you; if just slightly.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I'm straight.
• Automatik

  

  I worked illegally in Europe for 6 months with no bank account and dealt with straight cash baby. Good times.
• GOONx19

  

  If Darius Miller ever catches on as a bench player in the League I will have played basketball with nine NBA players in the past two years. And ten if Harrellson can catch a spot.
• BR1986FB

  I was married (briefly) to a chick who went on to do work in the porn industry. I'll leave it at that. No questions please.
• Steel Valley Football

  Automatik;777408 wrote:I worked illegally in Europe for 6 months with no bank account and dealt with straight cash baby. Good times.

  
  I would roll you up like a fine Cuban and smoke you with my mouth.
• Automatik

  

  Steel Valley Football;777420 wrote:I would roll you up like a fine Cuban and smoke you with my mouth.

  
  Bring it old man.
• dwccrew

  

  ernest_t_bass;777402 wrote:I'm straight.

  Lies.
  

  Automatik;777408 wrote:I worked illegally in Europe for 6 months with no bank account and dealt with straight cash baby. Good times.

  
  We don't want to hear of the days that you were pleasuring old Euro men.
• Steel Valley Football

  Automatik;777421 wrote:Bring it old man.

  I'm only 12 yrs old. Please stop sending me PMs. I don't want to ride in your van.
• dwccrew

  

  Steel Valley Football;777428 wrote:I'm only 12 yrs old. Please stop sending me PMs. I don't want to ride in your van.

  
  On another thread you said you were in the eigth grade. You're in the eighth grade and only 12 yrs. old? :rolleyes:
• ernest_t_bass

  

  I'm mtp2013
• Steel Valley Football

  dwccrew;777433 wrote:On another thread you said you were in the eigth grade. You're in the eighth grade and only 12 yrs. old? :rolleyes:

  
  My mom made me skip fourth grade because my teachers said i was cognitively advanced.
• O-Trap

  

  Steel Valley Football;777461 wrote:My mom made me skip fourth grade because my teachers said i was cognitively advanced.

  Grade school win.
• Heelz

  

  I have saved 8 lives, 7 kids from drowning and one guy while being electrocuted.
  
  One of my earliest memories is me almost being kidnapped.
  
  I carried the Olympic torch once....just not "in the books"
  
  Oh and I smack bitches with no titties that work at Hooters.
• Steel Valley Football

  O-Trap;777464 wrote:Grade school win.

  
  Except in the sixth grade all the other kids had peach fuzz on their nuts and I did not.
• BR1986FB

  Heelz;777470 wrote:bitches with no titties that work at Hooters.

  
  This happens? I've never seen it.
• Heelz

  

  I'm the reason it doesn't haha
• justincredible

  

  Steel Valley Football;777400 wrote:Justin they are likely still keeping tabs on you; if just slightly.

  
  Probably. Sucks for them because I'm one boring son of a bitch.
• dlazz

  I've banged a little over 100 bitches.
  
  Today.