Rapture Surviver Roll-Call!!!

• Heretic

  

  It currently is 1 a.m. on May 21 and I still walk this Earth. Who else is still among us and not taken to teh heavanz 2 b w/jebus?
• bigkahuna

  It's not supposed to happen until 6pm. You've got like 15 hours or something like that left
• Heretic

  

  That's where you're wrong. The Babble...I mean Bible says judgment will come like a thief in the night or whatever. Which means you're being told it's 6 p.m., so while you're sleeping at 3:41 a.m., you'll get the surprise buttseckz of rapture!
• 1_beast

  

  my wifes gonna be pissed when i hit that ass at 3:41 am....and im gonna be drunk(er)
• Heretic

  

  Beast, just let her know that while she might be upset now, her rewards in heaven will more than make up for it. Or something like that.
• tcarrier32

  

  im alive!!!
• mcburg93

  

  still kicking here
• 1_beast

  

  Heretic;775567 wrote:Beast, just let her know that while she might be upset now, her rewards in heaven will more than make up for it. Or something like that.

  good thinking
• bwcomet89

  I seem to still be in good working condition. I'm looking forward to this rapture, get rid of all those judgmental jerks telling you you have to believe in the lord, do this do that. Whatever. Once they're gone I'm moving out of this shack and into their giant houses and drive around their awesome cars. Go rapture! Can't wait.
• robj55

  

  still alive lol
• Belly35

  

  The speculation if May 21 is of man own estimation. The Bible does not indicate any date, time or year….
  
  The Rapture will come in God time not human forecast agenda
• derek bomar

  

  I rapturedid
• enigmaax

  How about we all pray that it doesn't happen today. Then, if it doesn't it will prove to the world that there is a God and how great he is because he spared us.
• fortfan

  I'm still here so far. That might change soon though.
• Thread Bomber

  

  I'm going to an intriguing party starting at noon today. It is a rapture party for all of my atheist and agnostic friends.
  
  Apparently we are about to celebrate the departure of all of those annoying Christians....
  
  
  
  Man there gonna be pissed when the Jehovah's witnesses that I invited show up!
• hasbeen

  

  I'm still here and I don't expect to be taken!
• september63

  

  Have no worries!!! Today is tomorrow down in Australia and all is well in Kiwi land. LOL
• -Society-

  

  september63;775699 wrote:Have no worries!!! Today is tomorrow down in Australia and all is well in Kiwi land. LOL

  
  No worries!!! There are still idiots down in Kiwi land. LOL
• Tigerfan00

  

  Its my good friends wedding today so if it happens, looks like Ill be going with all my friends at the reception tonight.
• O-Trap

  

  Heretic;775560 wrote:That's where you're wrong. The Babble...I mean Bible says judgment will come like a thief in the night or whatever. Which means you're being told it's 6 p.m., so while you're sleeping at 3:41 a.m., you'll get the surprise buttseckz of rapture!

  
  
  

  Thread Bomber;775660 wrote:I'm going to an intriguing party starting at noon today. It is a rapture party for all of my atheist and agnostic friends.
  
  Apparently we are about to celebrate the departure of all of those annoying Christians....
  
  
  
  Man there gonna be pissed when the Jehovah's witnesses that I invited show up!

  
  Nah, they could be the entertainment.
• O-Trap

  

  
• Heretic

  

  It's now 3:20 p.m. and while I've seen a lot of people outdoors exercising, going for motorcycle rides, doing yard work, etc., I'm not seeing people getting raptured. How long until we can class this group in the "wacky nutjob" class of religious people like the Branch Davidians, Hale-Bopp (comet) group, Scientologists and Catholics?
• Mohican00

  

  The coming rapture gives me a perfectly legitimate excuse to drink during the day.
• vball10set

  41 more minutes, and I haven't sky dived or cliff jumped yet--what to do????
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Oh death where is thy sting?