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Rapture Surviver Roll-Call!!!

  • dwccrew
    Jesus and the rapture raptor

  • sherm03
    dwccrew;775928 wrote:Jesus and the rapture raptor

    LOL


    I also prefer Reptar...the Rapture Raptor!

  • Ty Webb
    I'm still here....not that anyone on here cares:)
  • Midstate01
    Ty Webb;775961 wrote:I'm still here....not that anyone on here cares:)

    I'm guessing god won't be taking you when it does happen. Well unless Urban talks to him for you.
  • Ty Webb
    Well.......it's 6:01 and I'm still here and breathing

    I'm going to go play NBA 2k11
  • Mohican00
  • sonofsam
    6:11pm and still here... Wasted my last day on Earth cutting grass and opening my pool that I won't be able to enjoy... Oh well, I guess there is always tomorrow to enjoy it lol
  • vball10set
    Midstate01;775966 wrote:I'm guessing god won't be taking you when it does happen. Well unless Urban talks to him for you.

    LMAO---winner!!!!!


    btw, still here baby :cool:
  • Heretic
    Mohican00;775976 wrote:

    Randy Savage will go down in our era's most significant historical figure. He knew he was the only man able to stop the Rapture, but had the wisdom to know that at 58, he wasn't fit enough to stop Jesus. So he sacrificed his life to be reborn as his younger WWF self and then dropped the elbow on Jesus. Repeatedly. We are all still here thanks to The Macho Man!
  • BR1986FB
    I didn't make it...
  • cbus4life
    september63;775699 wrote:Have no worries!!! Today is tomorrow down in Australia and all is well in Kiwi land. LOL

    Australia is not Kiwi land.

    But yes, i'm in New Zealand, it is Sunday the 22nd at 11:15am, and all is well, a beautiful fall day here.

    Thankfully, even the Kiwis here recognize that the only reason they are alive is because of Randy Savage.
  • ts1227
    Heretic;776037 wrote:Randy Savage will go down in our era's most significant historical figure. He knew he was the only man able to stop the Rapture, but had the wisdom to know that at 58, he wasn't fit enough to stop Jesus. So he sacrificed his life to be reborn as his younger WWF self and then dropped the elbow on Jesus. Repeatedly. We are all still here thanks to The Macho Man!

    Fact.
  • O-Trap
    THE4RINGZ;775917 wrote:Oh death where is thy sting?

    Nice. :D
  • dwccrew
    sherm03;775959 wrote:LOL


    I also prefer Reptar...the Rapture Raptor!


    That's Godzilla, bro
  • sherm03
    dwccrew;776076 wrote:That's Godzilla, bro

    No...it's Reptar...from the Rugrats. He was a gigantic raptor.
  • password
    I might have a problem, the world didn't end like they promised and I decided to bang my neighbors 26 year old wife and even sent her husband a text and photo while she was blowing me, telling him how great she was and by the time he got off work, the world would be gone. There might be a problem with more people than just him as my family may not be real happy that I just banged my brothers wife, while my wife was babysitting their kids at our house.
  • robj55
    password;776087 wrote:I might have a problem, the world didn't end like they promised and I decided to bang my neighbors 26 year old wife and even sent her husband a text and photo while she was blowing me, telling him how great she was and by the time he got off work, the world would be gone. There might be a problem with more people than just him as my family may not be real happy that I just banged my brothers wife, while my wife was babysitting their kids at our house.

    WIN!
  • Ankle Breaker
    Apparently the old dude who made all this up experienced a thunderous shaking of his comode this afternoon and was swallowed up whole. He's nowhere to be found now.
  • skank
    Heretic;775557 wrote:It currently is 1 a.m. on May 21 and I still walk this Earth. Who else is still among us and not taken to teh heavanz 2 b w/jebus?

    If YOUR'E preparing for the rapture, I suggest you practice THIS line...."Hey, where did everybody go?"
  • enigmaax
    password;776087 wrote:I might have a problem, the world didn't end like they promised and I decided to bang my neighbors 26 year old wife and even sent her husband a text and photo while she was blowing me, telling him how great she was and by the time he got off work, the world would be gone. There might be a problem with more people than just him as my family may not be real happy that I just banged my brothers wife, while my wife was babysitting their kids at our house.

    Maybe you could sell them on, "hey, at least I didn't leave an upper decker!"
  • Ty Webb
    I would be willing to bet in the next day or so he(maybe along with some of his followers) will be found dead of suicide
  • Ty Webb
    password;776087 wrote:I might have a problem, the world didn't end like they promised and I decided to bang my neighbors 26 year old wife and even sent her husband a text and photo while she was blowing me, telling him how great she was and by the time he got off work, the world would be gone. There might be a problem with more people than just him as my family may not be real happy that I just banged my brothers wife, while my wife was babysitting their kids at our house.
    Laughed my ass off at this....


    Well played sir
  • september63
    Ty Webb;776168 wrote:I would be willing to bet in the next day or so he(maybe along with some of his followers) will be found dead of suicide

    I agree.
  • Heretic
  • O-Trap
    Heretic;776788 wrote:

    This. Is. Amazing.