So I'm surprising my nephew

• Tobias Fünke

  

  Shoot. Them. All.
• tuskytuffguy

  j_crazy;761026 wrote:Agreed. I will try to respect the next kid but the vuvuzela is happening.
  
  I had some buddies lined up to set off fireworks for his name but I just learned its indoors.

  Weak! Learn how to do those indoor pyros they do at concerts!
• I Wear Pants

  Tobias Fünke;763156 wrote:Shoot. Them. All.

  +1
• brutus161

  

  Make a giant sign that says "nephew's name, your Uncle Diddles can't wait to see you after you graduate!"
• 1_beast

  

  j_crazy;760238 wrote:He doesn't know that I'm making the trip back to Ohio to witness his graduation. He also doesn't know that I'm bringing him a brand new core i7 laptop. I think he'll love seeing me, it's been over a year since I've seen him.
  
  The handful of you that know me in real life know that I'm even more obnoxious in person than I am on here. So I'm thinking of ways to be loud and embarass him when his name is called, because until that point he won't even know I'm there. I need help.
  
  
  
  
  I have a vuvuzela. Will that be enough?
  
  please lets put our heads together here. I need epic pain in the ass ideas (that don't get me arrested).

  you are a dipsh1t
• justincredible

  

  1_beast;763676 wrote:you are a dipsh1t

  
  o rly
• enigmaax

  tuskytuffguy;763501 wrote:Weak! Learn how to do those indoor pyros they do at concerts!

  
  Yeah, fucking Great White 'em!!!!!
• krambman

  

  Get a baby picture of his (preferably one where he's naked in the bath tub) and blow it up to poster size. Hold it aloft when his name is called.
• password

  

  You could hire a hooker to walk up to him while he is seated during the ceremony, drop to her knees, lift his gown, then proceed to blow him in front of everyone. when she is done she can stand up and announce, your uncle j_crazy says "Congratulations".
• password

  

  You could hire a hooker or one of the teachers to walk up to him while he is seated during the ceremony, drop to her knees, lift his gown, then proceed to blow him in front of everyone. when she is done she can stand up and announce, your uncle j_crazy says "Congratulations".
• bases_loaded

  

  password;763794 wrote:You could hire a hooker or one of the teachers to walk up to him while he is seated during the ceremony, drop to her knees, lift his gown, then proceed to blow him in front of everyone. when she is done she can stand up and announce, your uncle j_crazy says "Congratulations".

  
  THIS
• september63

  

  password;763794 wrote:You could hire a hooker or one of the teachers to walk up to him while he is seated during the ceremony, drop to her knees, lift his gown, then proceed to blow him in front of everyone. when she is done she can stand up and announce, your uncle j_crazy says "Congratulations".

  
  If you do this one make sure to wait until AFTER they announce his name and hand him his diploma?
• imex99

  

  Tiger2003;761032 wrote:FAIL

  
  your a failure
• j_crazy

  

  jcrazynephew;760365 wrote:Thanks for ruining the surprise, unc. Stay where you are, I don't care if you come.

  
  the fact that this person has yet to reference me molesting them leads me to believe that this might indeed be my nephew.
• Frothy Walrus

  

  j_crazy;781993 wrote:the fact that this person has yet to reference me molesting them leads me to believe that this might indeed be my nephew.

  
  .....too far, bro.
  
  Wayyyyyy too far.
• j_crazy

  

  Frothy Walrus;782121 wrote:.....too far, bro.
  
  Wayyyyyy too far.

  
  no dude, it's alright. i was his teacher.
• BORIStheCrusher

  

  You realize everybody is just going to think you're a huge douche for interrupting the ceremony, because the only people who do shit like that are huge douches.
• j_crazy

  

  Agreed. It changes nothing.
• justincredible

  

  imex99;764575 wrote:your a failure

  
  you're
• -Society-

  

  justincredible;782308 wrote:you're

  
  Ok.
• jcrazynephew

  

  Gay