So I'm surprising my nephew

• j_crazy

  

  He doesn't know that I'm making the trip back to Ohio to witness his graduation. He also doesn't know that I'm bringing him a brand new core i7 laptop. I think he'll love seeing me, it's been over a year since I've seen him.
  
  The handful of you that know me in real life know that I'm even more obnoxious in person than I am on here. So I'm thinking of ways to be loud and embarass him when his name is called, because until that point he won't even know I'm there. I need help.
  
  I have a vuvuzela. Will that be enough?
  
  please lets put our heads together here. I need epic pain in the ass ideas (that don't get me arrested).
• dwccrew

  

  Go streaking and paint Congrats on your chest. Anything less and you're a pussy.
• bLuE_71

  Hopefully he doesn't read this.......
• j_crazy

  

  negative, he goes to waterford. they can't read.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  You should toss a blow up doll around like it's a beach ball. Also, showing up in a gimp mask never hurt anyone...
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Bang his girlfriend's best friend then upper deck the toilet.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  THE4RINGZ;760300 wrote:Bang his girlfriend's best friend then upper deck the toilet.

  
  this.
• Nate

  I love the vuvuzela idea.
• vball10set

  dwccrew;760250 wrote:Go streaking and paint Congrats on your chest. Anything less and you're a pussy.

  
  gotta' go with this suggestion...go for it
• ernest_t_bass

  

  When I read the headline, I was expecting to see, "...By telling him that I am not his uncle, but his father."
• Zen

  Bring a goat, paint it green, and walk around with it shirtless....
  
  on second thought you may blend right in, whilst in Watertown....
• justincredible

  

  Go dressed like this:
  
  
  
  With the vuvuzela.
• enigmaax

  j_crazy;760269 wrote:negative, he goes to waterford. they can't read.

  
  Perhaps you could try addressing the Principal and Guidance Counselor with a rambling speech about their conspiracy against you (or your nephew), saying things like, "You know who you are, you know what you did," and "I'd like to give a big thanks to Mr. Simms for fucking over my life," and "I'll see ya in hell" before jumping off the stage and walking out.
  
  No wait, that's already been done at Waterford. How about a cow bell?
• ts1227

  

  Eh, surprise him before or after (still be obnoxious, of course). Don't be that asshole who yells in the middle of the ceremony
• justincredible

  

  ts1227;760344 wrote:Eh, surprise him before or after. Don't be that asshole who yells in the middle of the ceremony

  
  
• enigmaax

  ts1227;760344 wrote:Eh, surprise him before or after. Don't be that asshole who yells in the middle of the ceremony

  
  Seven of the 12 people in attendance will yell something in the middle of the ceremony. It's no biggie really.
• Scarlet_Buckeye

  

  Yea but for all those other deserving kids before and after the idiots who yell and blare horns or whatever ---- their families can't hear their loved ones names and their loved ones then get hosed by the disrespect purely because they come before or after someone who needs to be an idiot. It's a CEREMONY. Conduct yourselves with a little bit of class and respect for others. It's neither the time nor the place for airhorns, vuvuselas, etc.
• jcrazynephew

  

  Thanks for ruining the surprise, unc. Stay where you are, I don't care if you come.
• Fly4Fun

  

  Depends on the graduation ceremony. Some are accepting of obnoxious cheering... some are more solemn.
  
  Another consideration it how fast they are reading through the names. If you are cheering/making noise during the announcement of the next kid, that is extremely disrespectful.
• Raw Dawgin' it

  

  Fly4Fun;760389 wrote:Depends on the graduation ceremony. Some are accepting of obnoxious cheering... some are more solemn.
  
  Another consideration it how fast they are reading through the names. If you are cheering/making noise during the announcement of the next kid, that is extremely disrespectful.

  
  please go away and stop ruining the fun.
• zambrown

  

  Scarlet_Buckeye;760362 wrote:Yea but for all those other deserving kids before and after the idiots you yell and blair horns or whatever ---- they can't hear their loved ones names and they loved ones then get hosed by the disrespect purely because they come before or after someone who needs to be an idiot. It's a CEREMONY. Conduct yourselves with a little bit of class and respect for others.

  Gotta say "this" on this.
• j_crazy

  

  zambrown;760397 wrote:Gotta say "this" on this.

  
  Agreed. I will try to respect the next kid but the vuvuzela is happening.
  
  I had some buddies lined up to set off fireworks for his name but I just learned its indoors.
• Tiger2003

  

  jcrazynephew;760365 wrote:Thanks for ruining the surprise, unc. Stay where you are, I don't care if you come.

  
  FAIL
• adog

  j_crazy;761026 wrote:Agreed. I will try to respect the next kid but the vuvuzela is happening.
  
  I had some buddies lined up to set off fireworks for his name but I just learned its indoors.

  
  And your point is.......?
• Fred Flintstone

  j_crazy;761026 wrote:Agreed. I will try to respect the next kid but the vuvuzela is happening.
  
  I had some buddies lined up to set off fireworks for his name but I just learned its indoors.

  
  Looks like snakes and sparklers are going to have to do.