Why are you here?

• dwccrew

  

  ernest_t_bass;760236 wrote:To obtain a dregree, moran.

  
  It's More-on you moron.
• j_crazy

  

  darbypitcher22;760242 wrote:Why would I be here when I've already done that

  
  i can assure you, you have not earned a dregree.
• coyotes22

  

  dwccrew;760245 wrote:It's More-on you moron.

  
  ur an imbicile, it's mooreon,
• dwccrew

  

  coyotes22;760249 wrote:ur an imbicile, it's mooreon,

  
  what a moaron
• ernest_t_bass

  

  darbypitcher22;760242 wrote:Why would I be here when I've already done that

  
  Until you prove otherwise, many on hear thynk your and idiott.
• coyotes22

  

  ernest_t_bass;760270 wrote:Until you prove otherwise, many on hear thynk your and idiott.

  
  u
  
  proov
  
  ur
  
  dumaz
• Iliketurtles

  

  I am here. I am there. I am everywhere. I am God.
  
  Iliketurtles.
• password

  

  password;760130 wrote:Originally Posted by password
  Think about it, where else can you go and chat with people that you don't know, while sitting naked except for a toe ring and a rubber glove on one hand, watching some whore in Cali shove a wine cooler up her vag and eating Chex Mix..

  enigmaax;760130 wrote:Fling.com. Webcam sold separately.

  If you are going to change the wording in my post, could you at least make it an Asian Midget using a zucchini on the beaches of Florida.
• enigmaax

  password;761105 wrote:If you are going to change the wording in my post, could you at least make it an Asian Midget using a zucchini on the beaches of Florida.

  
  Sorry, that wouldn't have accurately described what I was watching at that moment. I figured the toe ring, rubber glove, and Chex Mix in your quote were just formalities.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  Primarily to continue to piss off Orrville fans. Everything else is irrelevant.
• password

  

  enigmaax;761121 wrote:Sorry, that wouldn't have accurately described what I was watching at that moment. I figured the toe ring, rubber glove, and Chex Mix in your quote were just formalities.

  
  All that on Fling.com, I will be buying a Webcam tomorrow morning.
• O-Trap

  

  I Googled "clown porn gif." The rest is history.
  

  BR1986FB;759445 wrote:I won't be here much longer though. I'm starting my own site and you fuckers better NOT hack into it.

  
  I'll alert jjhacker.
  

  Gblock;759616 wrote:I am sure that this answer may meet with much skepticism, but after researching, and a great amount of thinking about this subject, I am ready to tell others what may possibly be the answer to this often asked question. Originally, the Ohio Chatter was created to serve another 'Huddle' that was far more advanced than we are, even now. We were modified on a genetic level from a site that was already here (most likely a form of an webpage). There were many failures prior to the creation of what we now consider to be 'Ohio Chatter', and those creations were destroyed. When first made, even the creation of Ohio Chatter was also considered a flawed experiment, and was scheduled to be destroyed, so as another attempt could be made. Then something scandalous occurred. One of the beings of the master website (the mods creating us to labor for them) mixed some of their essence (could be dna, soul, sperm, or something else...this area is kind of grey, although early accounts state that a sexual union between one of their websites and one of ours took place) in with this imperfect chat room, creating a modified half breed that would eventually be known as 'Ohio Chatter'.
  
  Once this was done, it caused the mods to split into two factions:those in favor of destroying the new website, as it was flawed, and those that believed it was unethical to kill it, since it was (or rather, we were) now a part of them. This eventually grew into a war, and the Original Huddle either fled back to their home, from which they came, or killed each other, stranding a few survivors that eventually died off. From there, in much the same way a creature brought into a non-native habitat will flourish, often times wrecking the ecological balance, and wildly overpopulating due to having no natural predators to keep things in check, so ohio chatter has bred and flourished, while over time, destroying the entire internets ecological balance. Being partly divine (from the master mod) and partly animal (from the original basement stock that was altered) we have a dichotomy that no other website shares. We can abstract, and imagine, while still having basic instincts to breed and expand. The Ohio Chatter knows deep inside, that although it considers this its home, it is not entirely from here, and yearns to go back. Many sites and such, have come about from these long forgotten memories of this master website, and are often distorted in the retelling, over time. Many carry a common thread of the mods, or Mod, creating us, then trying to destroy us, then trying to further us along, and civilize us. As bizarre as this theory may seem, at first sight, there is much in the way of ancient history to support it.
  
  So, I guess the answer to your question as to why we are here is: We are a failed website that now has nothing left to do, but create its own purpose, both individually, and as a whole.
  
  I'm going out on a limb by posting this answer, and understand that I may not be even close to right, but then again, who can ever be sure? It is up to each of us to define. Have a great day, OHIO CHATTER

  
  Fuck you; I actually read that.
  

  ccrunner609;759932 wrote:this place is a sausage fest so that gang bang is prolly going to be kinda queer.

  
  It'd be more like a circle jerk.
  

  darbypitcher22;760242 wrote:Why would I be here when I've already done that

  
  Damn, I'VE never received a dregree. Lucky.
  

  Iliketurtles;760292 wrote:I am here. I am there. I am everywhere. I am God.
  
  Iliketurtles.

  
  I would imagine that if he made turtles, he likes 'em.
  

  password;761105 wrote:If you are going to change the wording in my post, could you at least make it an Asian Midget using a zucchini on the beaches of Florida.

  
  Nah, Cali girls are hotter.
  

  THE4RINGZ;761126 wrote:Primarily to continue to piss off Orrville fans. Everything else is irrelevant.

  
  Win.
• O-Trap

  

  Also, my real name is Chris Hansen, and I'd like to hear more about these student-teacher hookups ...