Why are you here?

• j_crazy

  

  Gblock;759426 wrote:purely to spite that other site

  
  this was true for me at first. but in time this place grew on me.
  
  i have since contracted gonasyphaherpalaids from reading this site.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  j_crazy;759566 wrote:gonasyphaherpalaids

  
  This site has give me super-gonasyphaherpalaids x7. It pees when I burn.
• j_crazy

  

  ernest_t_bass;759568 wrote:This site has give me super-gonasyphaherpalaids x7. It pees when I burn.

  
  thank god that's terminal.
  
  
  now i'm just here to bide time.
• Heretic

  

  I'm here to abuse mod powers by obtaining personal information so I can stalk people IRL.
• Sykotyk

  

  I'm here because I must be here. If I weren't, I wouldn't be.
• ernest_t_bass

  

  Stalk justin, obvi
• Gblock

  I am sure that this answer may meet with much skepticism, but after researching, and a great amount of thinking about this subject, I am ready to tell others what may possibly be the answer to this often asked question. Originally, the Ohio Chatter was created to serve another 'Huddle' that was far more advanced than we are, even now. We were modified on a genetic level from a site that was already here (most likely a form of an webpage). There were many failures prior to the creation of what we now consider to be 'Ohio Chatter', and those creations were destroyed. When first made, even the creation of Ohio Chatter was also considered a flawed experiment, and was scheduled to be destroyed, so as another attempt could be made. Then something scandalous occurred. One of the beings of the master website (the mods creating us to labor for them) mixed some of their essence (could be dna, soul, sperm, or something else...this area is kind of grey, although early accounts state that a sexual union between one of their websites and one of ours took place) in with this imperfect chat room, creating a modified half breed that would eventually be known as 'Ohio Chatter'.
  
  Once this was done, it caused the mods to split into two factions:those in favor of destroying the new website, as it was flawed, and those that believed it was unethical to kill it, since it was (or rather, we were) now a part of them. This eventually grew into a war, and the Original Huddle either fled back to their home, from which they came, or killed each other, stranding a few survivors that eventually died off. From there, in much the same way a creature brought into a non-native habitat will flourish, often times wrecking the ecological balance, and wildly overpopulating due to having no natural predators to keep things in check, so ohio chatter has bred and flourished, while over time, destroying the entire internets ecological balance. Being partly divine (from the master mod) and partly animal (from the original basement stock that was altered) we have a dichotomy that no other website shares. We can abstract, and imagine, while still having basic instincts to breed and expand. The Ohio Chatter knows deep inside, that although it considers this its home, it is not entirely from here, and yearns to go back. Many sites and such, have come about from these long forgotten memories of this master website, and are often distorted in the retelling, over time. Many carry a common thread of the mods, or Mod, creating us, then trying to destroy us, then trying to further us along, and civilize us. As bizarre as this theory may seem, at first sight, there is much in the way of ancient history to support it.
  
  So, I guess the answer to your question as to why we are here is: We are a failed website that now has nothing left to do, but create its own purpose, both individually, and as a whole.
  
  I'm going out on a limb by posting this answer, and understand that I may not be even close to right, but then again, who can ever be sure? It is up to each of us to define. Have a great day, OHIO CHATTER
• ernest_t_bass

  

  tl;dr
• Sykotyk

  

  ernest_t_bass;759624 wrote:tl;dr

  
  Sadly, +1
• password

  

  I found this place by accident, when i was searching for a place to chat about porn with people from ohio, I typed ohio porn chatter in google and the rest is history.
• GoChiefs

  

  To pass the time.
• GoChiefs

  

  BR1986FB;759445 wrote:I won't be here much longer though. I'm starting my own site and you fuckers better NOT hack into it.

  
  Hmmmm...what kinda website you starting up? I might want to steal your idea. I hear that's the way to go.
• gerb131

  

  I like it here. 4Cards is here.
• dwccrew

  

  Fab1b;759451 wrote:To kill when I'm bored

  Fixed
  

  Gblock;759616 wrote:I am sure that this answer may meet with much skepticism, but after researching, and a great amount of thinking about this subject, I am ready to tell others what may possibly be the answer to this often asked question. Originally, the Ohio Chatter was created to serve another 'Huddle' that was far more advanced than we are, even now. We were modified on a genetic level from a site that was already here (most likely a form of an webpage). There were many failures prior to the creation of what we now consider to be 'Ohio Chatter', and those creations were destroyed. When first made, even the creation of Ohio Chatter was also considered a flawed experiment, and was scheduled to be destroyed, so as another attempt could be made. Then something scandalous occurred. One of the beings of the master website (the mods creating us to labor for them) mixed some of their essence (could be dna, soul, sperm, or something else...this area is kind of grey, although early accounts state that a sexual union between one of their websites and one of ours took place) in with this imperfect chat room, creating a modified half breed that would eventually be known as 'Ohio Chatter'.
  
  Once this was done, it caused the mods to split into two factions:those in favor of destroying the new website, as it was flawed, and those that believed it was unethical to kill it, since it was (or rather, we were) now a part of them. This eventually grew into a war, and the Original Huddle either fled back to their home, from which they came, or killed each other, stranding a few survivors that eventually died off. From there, in much the same way a creature brought into a non-native habitat will flourish, often times wrecking the ecological balance, and wildly overpopulating due to having no natural predators to keep things in check, so ohio chatter has bred and flourished, while over time, destroying the entire internets ecological balance. Being partly divine (from the master mod) and partly animal (from the original basement stock that was altered) we have a dichotomy that no other website shares. We can abstract, and imagine, while still having basic instincts to breed and expand. The Ohio Chatter knows deep inside, that although it considers this its home, it is not entirely from here, and yearns to go back. Many sites and such, have come about from these long forgotten memories of this master website, and are often distorted in the retelling, over time. Many carry a common thread of the mods, or Mod, creating us, then trying to destroy us, then trying to further us along, and civilize us. As bizarre as this theory may seem, at first sight, there is much in the way of ancient history to support it.
  
  So, I guess the answer to your question as to why we are here is: We are a failed website that now has nothing left to do, but create its own purpose, both individually, and as a whole.
  
  I'm going out on a limb by posting this answer, and understand that I may not be even close to right, but then again, who can ever be sure? It is up to each of us to define. Have a great day, OHIO CHATTER

  
  Whoa dude, I stopped reading after 'I'...
• Gblock

  I obviously cut and pasted that
• sonofsam

  

  I'm here because I got lost on the way to JJhuddle...
• Jughead

  

  Why are you really here?

  I'm want to make this land safe.
  

  WHY ARE YOU HERE, SOLDIER!?!

  I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M BORED!
  

  Don't you ever forget that.

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• wildcats20

  

  For the gang bang.
• password

  

  Think about it, where else can you go and chat with people that you don't know, while sitting naked except for a toe ring and a rubber glove on one hand, a wine cooler and eating Chex Mix. This site is the bomb!
• enigmaax

  password;760118 wrote:Think about it, where else can you go and chat with people that you don't know, while sitting naked except for a toe ring and a rubber glove on one hand, watching some whore in Cali shove a wine cooler up her vag and eating Chex Mix.

  
  Fling.com. Webcam sold separately.
• password

  

  Think about it, where else can you go and chat with people that you don't know, while sitting naked except for a toe ring and a rubber glove on one hand, while drinking a wine cooler and eating Chex Mix. This site is the Bomb!
• Heelz

  

  I prefer the minor leagues.
• darbypitcher22

  

  I really honestly don't know
• ernest_t_bass

  

  darbypitcher22;760218 wrote:I really honestly don't know

  
  To obtain a dregree, moran.
• darbypitcher22

  

  Why would I be here when I've already done that