How do you deal with Jehovah witness?

• Bio-Hazzzzard

  

  I'm at work today remodeling a house and I noticed a car pull up and two woman peel out of their car and I immediately noticed that they were jehovah witnesses. They approached me and I told them I was busy and they started in on their crap I didn't want to hear, so once again I politely told them that I was busy. They still didn't get it so I fired up the concrete saw and went on with my business...goodbye jehovah witness.
  
  I just don't get why they think they can come on to your property or disturb you while your trying to make a living.
• Midstate01

  

  My great grandma would bring them in then turn it around on them and preach to them. Loved it!!
  
  I no longer have to worry about them. They see the 110 pound dog and don't even bother coming to the door.
• I Wear Pants

  If they don't leave after I ask them politely I tell them that I'll call the cops.
• Quint

  

  My grandfather once told me how he dealt with them:
  
  "I had been drinking the night before so I was a little hungover and cranky when I went to the door. I opened it up, and there were two girls, one not bad looking, the other hideous. They told me they were Jehovah witnesses and they wanted a moment of my time to tell me about God. I responded by pointing at the cute one, telling her that she could come in and tell me about God, but the other one had to wait outside. They both left immediately."
• gerb131

  

  I blow smoke in there faces.
• I Wear Pants

  Their.
  
  IDIOT.
  
  
• justincredible

  

  I just don't answer the door. If I'm outside and they try to catch me I just tell them that I'm in a hurry to do something and either go inside or get in my truck.
• friendfromlowry

  Fire, and lots of it
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  If you decide to be nice, I'm sure nothing bothers them more than quoting Bible scripture that contradicts their beliefs. Always works really well for me.
• Bio-Hazzzzard

  

  
• 1_beast

  

  Bio-Hazzzzard;753329 wrote:

  
  
  Hilarious...I was gonna suggest stripping naked and grabbing a beer...
• gerb131

  

  I Wear Pants;753306 wrote:Their.
  
  IDIOT.
  
  

  Been a long few days :/
• enigmaax

  Crush their bones. Burn their bodies. Throw their ashes in the river. Nearly full-proof.
• justincredible

  

  enigmaax;753359 wrote:Crush their bones. Burn their bodies. Throw their ashes in the river. Nearly full-proof.

  
  Fool proof.
  
  Fool.
• Cat Food Flambe'

  

  Actual line used:
  
  " Not right now - we're sacrificing a goat in the back yard. Take your clothes off and join us if you like!"
• Glory Days

  

  enigmaax;753359 wrote:Crush their bones. Burn their bodies. Throw their ashes in the river. Nearly full-proof.

  
  thats weak. mix their ashes with concrete and build yourself a new sidewalk. next time they come to your door, let them know they are standing on the last of their kind to visit you.
• THE4RINGZ

  

  I draw a swastika on my forehead with a Sharpie prior to answering the door.
• password

  

  We just tell them to get the fuck off my property and let them know that they will all burn in hell.
• DeadliestWarrior34

  

  THE4RINGZ;753427 wrote:I draw a swastika on my forehead with a Sharpie prior to answering the door.

  
  Greatest plan I've ever heard.
• sonofsam

  

  point my gun and say "RUN".
• enigmaax

  justincredible;753390 wrote:Fool proof.
  
  Fool.

  
  Yes. What makes that a really grand fucktard moment for me is that I just spent half an hour laughing my ass off reading a collection of those types of Facebook posts. Fo rel.
  
  Doesn't change the fact that murdering JWs is really the only solution.
• LJ

  

  Let the dog out
• brutus161

  

  When we were in Georgia we had some that came by every two weeks. We decided to have a little fun. We kept some of their handouts, and two weeks later planted them beside a chalk outline of a body in our driveway. They started up towards the door, saw the outline, turned around, and never came back.
• bigkahuna

  Midstate01;753278 wrote:My great grandma would bring them in then turn it around on them and preach to them. Loved it!!
  
  I no longer have to worry about them. They see the 110 pound dog and don't even bother coming to the door.

  
  My grandma didn't invite them in but did the same thing.
• luckydog

  I just let the 3 dogs out and let them have some fun..