Hot Jews

• Websurfinbird

  

  Since it is holiday time, and Channukah is starting in about a week, I decided we needed a thread devoted to hot Jews. Girls, guys, it doesn't matter as long as they rock the Jewish star post them here!
  
  Here are two of my faves.
  
  For the guys (and some gals)
  
  
  
  For the gals (and some guys)
  
  
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  Besides my hot Jewish fiancee (), I wouldn't mind playing hide the motzah ball with this one:
  
  
• GoChiefs

  

  
• dwccrew

  

  I get really mad when people say happy holidays. I won't acknowledge it unless someone says Happy Channukah to me. Why doesn't anyone say Happy Channukah anymore?
• Websurfinbird

  

  dwccrew wrote: I get really mad when people say happy holidays. I won't acknowledge it unless someone says Happy Channukah to me. Why doesn't anyone say Happy Channukah anymore?

  Me too! The next person who doesn't say Happy Channukah to me is getting a dreidl up the a** :@
• GoChiefs

  

  
  
  
  
  
• TBone14

  

  dwccrew wrote: I get really mad when people say happy holidays. I won't acknowledge it unless someone says Happy Channukah to me. Why doesn't anyone say Happy Channukah anymore?

  Maybe if you wore this shirt we would know you are Jewish and wish you happy holidays accordingly.
  
  
  
  
  Or my personal favorite..wouldn't mind a couple of the above ladies wearing this one.
  
  
• Con_Alma

  ...Jew as in of Israeli decent or as in subscribes to Judaism as a religion?
• dwccrew

  

  Tbone- Oh, I'm not jewish, I just can't stand when people say Happy Holidays instead of Happy Channukah. You know, like some people can't stand Happy Holidays and want to hear Merry Christmas?
• Little Danny

  

  Time to raise the Bar...
  
  
  
• darbypitcher22

  

  So far this thread is seriously making me consider converting.
  
  As long as they've got Yankee and Buckeye Yamikas I'm game.
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  Little Danny wrote: Time to raise the Bar...
  
  
  

  Well played Little Danny, well played ... boooinnnggggg!
• Laley23

  

  This is some chick I dated for about 4 months of my life. Went to HS with her brother (who was a year younger, she was 2 years older). By far the hottest Jew I have ever met in person.
  
  
  
  
  Obligatory "slutty" picture
  
  
  The obligatory "pretty picture"
  
• GoChiefs

  

  
• TBone14

  

  dwccrew wrote: Tbone- Oh, I'm not jewish, I just can't stand when people say Happy Holidays instead of Happy Channukah. You know, like some people can't stand Happy Holidays and want to hear Merry Christmas?

  What about Kwansa or whatever? Can't leave them out.
  
  I was just thinking about the thread title and I think "Hot Jew" could became a big catchphrase. Instead of saying 'hot damn' replace it with 'hot jew' and see what kind of reaction you get. I will try today.
• BigAppleBuckeye

  

  TBone14 wrote:

  dwccrew wrote: Tbone- Oh, I'm not jewish, I just can't stand when people say Happy Holidays instead of Happy Channukah. You know, like some people can't stand Happy Holidays and want to hear Merry Christmas?

  What about Kwansa or whatever? Can't leave them out.
  
  I was just thinking about the thread title and I think "Hot Jew" could became a big catchphrase. Instead of saying 'hot damn' replace it with 'hot jew' and see what kind of reaction you get. I will try today.

  I actually use it quite regularly! Jews are high up there on my "booinnnggg" meter. Must be something in that kosher food!
• SnotBubbles

  Hot Jews! Ha! That's a double standard if I ever heard one!
• Websurfinbird

  

  Con_Alma wrote: ...Jew as in of Israeli decent or as in subscribes to Judaism as a religion?

  OK here are the "rules"
  
  Level of observance doesn't matter, but obviously those with some Jew pride are best.
  
  Must have at least one parent who is Jewish. (i.e. old school hottie Paul Newman)
  
  Country of origin not an issue, Jews come from all over the globe and encompass all races.
  
  Pics of converts are welcomed as well!
• Con_Alma

  Now we are getting somewhere. Someone who can answer with intelligence!
  
  What makes the parent Jewish? ...religion or country of origin? or, my God, maybe both!!??
• gorocks99

  

  Is it bad that I thought of a Holocaust joke when I read the thread title?
  
  Yeah?
  
  Ok, see you all in hell.
• Websurfinbird

  

  No clue if this movie will be any good but two of the hottest Jews (Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis), are starring in the 2010 film Black Swan directed by the awesome (and Jewish) Darren Aronofsky.
  
  http://www.moviefone.com/movie/black-swan/1441150/synopsis
• Scarlet_Buckeye

  

  And *how* do you know these women are all Jewish?!?!
• Con_Alma

  exactly!!!!~!!
• Al Capone

  I seen a great pic of female jewish soldiers somewhere but cant find it.
• GoChiefs

  

  I'm just taking a websites word for it Lol...although I've heard Natalie, Pink, and Mila all talk about it openly.