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Must get Christmas presents for the girlfriend/wife!

  • Fly4Fun
    With Black Friday and Christmas approaching... I figured we should start a thread for gift ideas for the special girl(s) in your life.





    Feel free to add any other products!
  • wes_mantooth
    roofies
  • dwccrew
    wes_mantooth wrote: roofies
    Floories
  • Apple
    just get naked.

    it's free and she'll remember it for the rest of her life...










    unless you're Upper90

    :D

    j/k
  • Curly J
    Just saw the Reebok Easy Tone commercial today. The wife was interested.
  • Upper90
    True, with me, getting naked is NEVER free.

    Oh, wait....you meant she'll forget it seconds after it's over?

    Well, I can't deny that it would probably be best for all involved parties if she did...
  • Fab4Runner
    Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
  • wes_mantooth
    Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
    hehe.......awww.......the stories I could tell.
  • Curly J
    Yea Mantooth....thanks to roofies !
  • sleeper
    I wouldn't mind getting my wife something that keeps her in the kitchen and bedroom. Do they make invisible fences for women? If they don't, they should. A zapper linked to their voice box would have to be included in the deluxe edition.

    Thoughts?
  • Heretic
    Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
    That's a philosophy I can get behind.

    I also can get behind a woman with that philosophy..... (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more).

    There....that's the dry, subtle wit I'm known for!
  • wes_mantooth
    sleeper wrote: I wouldn't mind getting my wife something that keeps her in the kitchen and bedroom. Do they make invisible fences for women? If they don't, they should. A zapper linked to their voice box would have to be included in the deluxe edition.

    Thoughts?
    Completely agree.
  • OSH
    My girlfriend is getting those EasyTones, or whatever they are called.

    She really wants her butt toned and also work on her legs. Mainly because she's just finished up her college soccer career and doesn't want her big butt to get even bigger (and flabbier).
  • Go_Fast_Sports
    Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
    SOLD! ;)
  • Woops
    Nothing , I mean nothing , beats shopping "together" for toys.
    :cool:
  • Thunder70
    Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
    Can I find that at Bed, Bath, and Beyond?
  • pepperpot
    Can't go wrong with DIAMONDS !!!!!!
  • se-alum
    Most women have them by now, but the Pandora bracelets are golden! You can just keep buying the charms for them when a "holiday" comes up.
  • justincredible
    I can't say what I am getting my wife because she reads freehuddle.
  • zambrown
    So you need to get a Christmas gift for your wife AND your girlfriend, Fly4Fun?? ;) That could get complicated.
  • darbypitcher22
    Don't have g/f/wife..... that's less money I've gotta spend :)
  • Free_is_better
    THUNDER70 wrote:
    Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
    Can I find that at Bed, Bath, and Beyond?
    you may be able to find it in the beyond section. Kinda like Adam sandler in click. Wasn't a very good Adam sandler movie btw
  • Jugador11
    Fly4Fun wrote: With Black Friday and Christmas approaching... I figured we should start a thread for gift ideas for the special girl(s) in your life.





    Feel free to add any other products!
    I think this one advertisement would have helped sell more:

  • HitsRus
    shake weight
  • Tim Tebow
    Jugador11 wrote:
    Fly4Fun wrote: With Black Friday and Christmas approaching... I figured we should start a thread for gift ideas for the special girl(s) in your life.





    Feel free to add any other products!
    I think this one advertisement would have helped sell more:


    This one is hilarious! "You'll be able to squeeze cum out of a rock."