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Must get Christmas presents for the girlfriend/wife!

  • Apple
    Shake Weight would be good. A vacuum cleaner or a mop would be good too. Just don't get her a frying pan or she might just hit you with it!
  • mexappeal12
    Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
    This is a blatant lie... you love Christmas and gifts. 1) you love Christmas so much you had your Christmas tree up until July 2) YOU LOVE GIFTS 3) You hate banging u just love to scissor
  • darbypitcher22
    ^^^^

    sounds like yall have a VERY interesting christmas
  • Fab4Runner
    mexappeal12 wrote:
    Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
    This is a blatant lie... you love Christmas and gifts. 1) you love Christmas so much you had your Christmas tree up until July 2) YOU LOVE GIFTS 3) You hate banging u just love to scissor
    Damn I hate that you are here to call me out. I do like Christmas and gifts I just hate shopping....so it looks like no one is getting anything from me this year. :)
  • mexappeal12
    Fab4Runner wrote:
    mexappeal12 wrote:
    Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
    This is a blatant lie... you love Christmas and gifts. 1) you love Christmas so much you had your Christmas tree up until July 2) YOU LOVE GIFTS 3) You hate banging u just love to scissor
    Damn I hate that you are here to call me out. I do like Christmas and gifts I just hate shopping....so it looks like no one is getting anything from me this year. :)
    Someone has to call you out ... haha basically you just admitted to being a taker and not a giver... FAIL!
  • Fab4Runner
    mexappeal12 wrote:
    Fab4Runner wrote:
    mexappeal12 wrote:
    Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
    This is a blatant lie... you love Christmas and gifts. 1) you love Christmas so much you had your Christmas tree up until July 2) YOU LOVE GIFTS 3) You hate banging u just love to scissor
    Damn I hate that you are here to call me out. I do like Christmas and gifts I just hate shopping....so it looks like no one is getting anything from me this year. :)
    Someone has to call you out ... haha basically you just admitted to being a taker and not a giver... FAIL!
    Honesty is the best policy. :)
  • krambman
    Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
    Marry me.
  • Sonofanump
    Jugador11 wrote: I think this one advertisement would have helped sell more:

    A rhino? Wow.
  • TBone14
    Whatever happened to putting your dick in a box? Or a bow on it?
  • dwccrew
    Upper90 wrote: True, with me, getting naked is NEVER free.

    Oh, wait....you meant she'll forget it seconds after it's over?

    Well, I can't deny that it would probably be best for all involved parties if she did...
    Well, it would only last for seconds. ;)
  • dwccrew
    Fab4Runner wrote: Stupid. I hate Christmas and gifts. Let's just bang.
    I love you
  • sherm03
    Is it bad that I'm seriously considering getting my fiancee either a steamer vacuum cleaner or an elliptical machine?

    To be fair, she's talked about getting both recently.

    Ladies...which one would be less likely to put me in the dog house?
  • darbypitcher22
    I don't think its bad if that's what she asked for
  • zambrown
    sherm03 wrote: Is it bad that I'm seriously considering getting my fiancee either a steamer vacuum cleaner or an elliptical machine?

    To be fair, she's talked about getting both recently.

    Ladies...which one would be less likely to put me in the dog house?
    Ummmmm, I think either one is going to put you there. Talking about getting a steam cleaner or an elliptical machine for her is great - getting them for her Christmas is a disaster waiting to happen. So essentially you're telling her she a) isn't a good enough house keeper, or b) too fat. I'd seriously re-think this idea.
    darbypitcher22 wrote: I don't think its bad if that's what she asked for
    Darby, you know I love ya, but you have a lot to learn. ;) Sure, women offer practical suggestions for their Christmas gifts because they have a hard time justifying spending money on themselves for frivolous or luxury items. But that doesn't mean that's what they really WANT for Christmas. I don't speak for all women, but I'd wager a guess that most would agree with me.
  • darbypitcher22
    I know I have a lot to learn.

    But, if someone tells me they want something, that's what I'm gonna assume they want
  • Fly4Fun
    darbypitcher22 wrote: I know I have a lot to learn.

    But, if someone tells me they want something, that's what I'm gonna assume they want
    But you're not thinking like a woman. Whatever seems reasonable and rational to you is completely idiotic to them. What you have to understand... is whatever you think makes sense... do the opposite.
  • zambrown
    Fly4Fun wrote:
    darbypitcher22 wrote: I know I have a lot to learn.

    But, if someone tells me they want something, that's what I'm gonna assume they want
    But you're not thinking like a woman. Whatever seems reasonable and rational to you is completely idiotic to them. What you have to understand... is whatever you think makes sense... do the opposite.
    LOL, Fly4Fun. That's one way to put it. Like I said, I would never ask for jewelry or a massage or anything like that because I can't justify spending good money on something like that. But, in reality, that's what I would most like to have. I know it's confusing (to say the least), but such is the female gender. :)
  • Apple
    sherm03 wrote: Is it bad that I'm seriously considering getting my fiancee either a steamer vacuum cleaner or an elliptical machine?

    To be fair, she's talked about getting both recently.

    Ladies...which one would be less likely to put me in the dog house?
    Sherm... you MUST be joking!!!! Those are surprise gifts to give her when there's not a holiday.

    zammy has great advice... spoil her with something girlie.
  • darbypitcher22
    That's the one thing I hate about women: its almost impossible for them to be completely rational.
  • Upper90
    I've got a present for your wife, if you know what I mean.


    (No one had gone that route yet, though from me, it's not that convincing.)
  • GoChiefs
    bs1234 wrote: Here's the problem as I see it....
    I am a female. I was very clear to my ex what I truly wanted for my birthday, Christmas, etc.
    He never would buy it for me.
    All I wanted was tickets to go see an Indians game. I would say, that is all I want....
    Never happened. So, I would just buy myself gifts and bring them home and tell him to wrap them for me because that is what he bought me for Christmas.

    Very, very sad. I guess that's one of the reasons that it states ex.
    As a female, I am not into flowers or jewelry. Waste of money to me.
    You should be thanking him for not buying you tickets to see the Indians..and you think jewelry is a waste of money???
  • sherm03
    Apple wrote:
    sherm03 wrote: Is it bad that I'm seriously considering getting my fiancee either a steamer vacuum cleaner or an elliptical machine?

    To be fair, she's talked about getting both recently.

    Ladies...which one would be less likely to put me in the dog house?
    Sherm... you MUST be joking!!!! Those are surprise gifts to give her when there's not a holiday.

    zammy has great advice... spoil her with something girlie.
    No joke...and I was also thinking of putting a Cook Book in her stocking. Too far?
  • Rotinaj
    Cant go wrong with giving her a "pearl necklace" Ya dig?
  • se-alum
    zambrown wrote:Sure, women offer practical suggestions for their Christmas gifts because they have a hard time justifying spending money on themselves for frivolous or luxury items.
    I'm not findin' these women you're talkin' bout Zam!! :D
  • Fab1b
    Rotinaj wrote: Cant go wrong with giving her a "pearl necklace" Ya dig?
    Those are good for all occasions, like Friday nights :)